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Dear Ralph Holland (A Personal Letter of Rebuke)

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This Inspired Letter was Written in Response to a False Accusation by a so-called “Friend” of mine, who is Missing a few Screws in his Head, and also has a few Wires Crossed!

A Photo of Ralph’s Improved Concrete Hut and Car!
A Photo of Ralph’s Improved Concrete Hut and Car!

DEAR Ralph Holland, Jr. —

Thank you for Inspiring me to Waste some more of my Precious Time in an Attempt to Communicate with the Good Spirit that is Hidden within you, somewhere, perhaps under your Bed at Times; as Opposed to the Evil Spirit that Manifests itself in your Hot Temper and Cursed Impatience, which you should be Greatly Ashamed of — except that it is Difficult for me to Believe that you have any Natural Shame left within you, as a Child might have who got Caught with his Hand in the Cookie Jar.  Indeed, a Full Confession is probably Far Beyond your Ability: beCause of having a Callused Welded Conscience, which has been “Seared as with a Hot Iron,” as the Apostle Paul noted about “Unbelievers” during his Time and Place.  And, speaking of “Unbelievers,” it could be that you have no Idea what that Word MEANS.  In Fact, I did not Know it, myself, until I Wrote an Inspired Booklet, called: “What does it Mean to BELIEVE, and Who does NOT Believe??” Therefore, do not Feel Bad, if you do not Know: because most People have no Idea, including the Irreverent LOUDMOUTH Slothgut Windbag Hole-in-his-Head, who Attends the Church of Love my Gut more than God!

It is a Shame for me to have to Write such an Epistle to someone like you, whom I have known (with a small k, notice) for some 37+ Years, and have yet to get you Converted to the Truth! Just that alone Reveals my Inabilities as a Friend and Author. Perhaps my Past Sins are Blinding your Eyes from the Light of Truth that has been Revealed to me, which I have Attempted to Reflect at you with the Mirror of Truth, which Light of Truth may be Brighter than your Eyes can Tolerate, being that they are Accustomed to the Darkness of Ignorance that Surrounds you?  However, that would not be so Bad, nor so Sad, if you were a Total Moron, as in being a Fully Pledged Member of that False Church of the Greatly Deceived Mormons; but, Ironically, you are among the “Educated,” being a Graduate of the School of FOOLS! — whereas I am just a “Grade School DROP OUT!”  Nevertheless, when you Dropped Out of the Universal College of Inferior knowledge, I took up Bible Study, and you took up Smoking, which, some 40+ Years later, you are still Struggling to Overcome, and with some Success — Thanks to the Truths that you Learned from me and other Truth Seekers, whom you have probably not Thanked, even once.  (At least I cannot Remember you ever Thanking me for any Truth that you Learned from me. Please Correct me, if I am Forgetful of it.)  Indeed, it is the Nature of most Selfish People to be Ungrateful for the Things that they take for granted — such as Truths, Fresh Air, Rainwater, and even Food.  Therefore, they will have to Greatly Suffer in Order to Change their Minds about that Subject: because it is Offensive to the Creator and to his Servants, who Deserve Honor for being Closer to God than yourself, who is only one Step Away from Falling into some Bottomless Pit of Confusion with Satan, the Devil: beCause of Rejecting Truths without a Just Cause.

Now, unlike other Ignorant People, you Deserve to be Horsewhipped for your Unbelief in the Truth: because you have been around it for many Years, and have no Good Excuse for not being Nearer to it than me: because of having a Better-working Mind; but, instead, an Evil Spirit (or perhaps several Evils Spirits) seem to Possess you, other than the Hot Tempered one that also seems to Possess me when I am Provoked to Anger by some Stubborn Rebellious Independent Jackass like you.  Indeed, I am Fully Persuaded that if Jesus Christ were here, Today, and Witnessed your Provokings — such as Refusing to Study the Evidence that is Presented about all Kinds of Important Subjects, including what Happened during September 11, 2001 — that he would give to you that Horsewhipping, himself, or perhaps Paralyze you: so that you would be Forced to Listen and Learn, since you are Far too Impatient to Study any such Subjects for yourself, being Driven near to Insanity by the Nicotine that is Washing around within your Bloodstream, Reminding you of your Insanity and Addictions.  After all, I am not the ONLY Witness of the Truths that are Found within the Bible — such as: “He who Judges ANY Subject before he has Learned ALL of the Evidence is not Wise.” Proverbs.  However, you are Unwilling to Learn ANY of the Evidence that might Prove you to be WRong.  In Fact, you are so Presumptuous that you Apparently Presume that you just Know the Whole Truth by INSTINCT, without Studying anything! And yet you say, “I don’t want to talk to a Know-it-all” — such as the Internet, or such as Jesus Christ?  Well, in that Case, you should Stop Talking to yourself: because you have the Evil Spirit of someone who Imagines that he already Knows it all, and is not Willing to Learn any more Truth!  Yes, you are like those People who have read the Bible once or twice, and say: “If it is not in the Bible, I do not Believe it.”  (See: Does God Inspire any Person to Reveal any Truth during these Times??)

For Example, over 141 Architects and Engineers have Concluded that the World Trade Center Towers 1, 2, and 7 were IMPLODED by Demolitions that were Placed within those Buildings well AHEAD of the September 11, 2001 Catastrophe, who have Posted their Evidence on the Internet for the Ignorant People of the Entire World to Study, with the Exception of YOU: beCause you have Better Things to do — such as read the book of Morons, which is an utter Joke to an Engineer or to an Architect, who is not so easily Deceived by an Inexperienced PUNK like Joseph Smith Junior, who Vainly Imagined that 60 or so People, including Women, could have Built a Temple like that of King Solomon’s, when it Required 40 Years for King David and his Army to gather up the Building Materials by the Use of thousands of People and hundreds of Craftsmen; and then it Required King Solomon another 40 Years to get the Temple Built by the Use of thousands more Foreigners — not because of being SLOW, nor Lazy, like you, who Required more than a Year to Finish PART of the Tiles on a Floor that is only 12 X 16 feet, having Tools and all to Work with!   Once again, you should be Ashamed of yourself; but, that would Require Honesty, which all Morons LACK who have Believed such LIES as you can Find in the Book of MORONS!  Nevertheless, that is not the Reason WHY that I am Writing this Controversial Epistle to you, a DEAR and Trusted “Friend,” who is Actually a Betrayer of Trust and Truth.

Indeed, I have been Urged by the Holy Spirit to Write to you for your own Sake: because I have always had Hope for you that you might be Saved from your Addictions, including your Cursing and Hot Temper, which are only Restrained by an Obvious GREAT Effort, as Opposed to having a Naturally Calm Quiet Peaceful Spirit, such as a Child might have.  However, I Hear you saying, “Cast the Moat Out of your own Eye first, O Peacock.”  Well, while you are Patiently Waiting around for me to Cast Out all of the Beams from my own Eyes, you are likely to go Straight to Hell with George Walking Bush, Incorporated: because you have ZERO Security and a Lame Arm.  However, I am Sure that you can Rely on your False Government to take Good Care of you when the Rain STOPS: because, unless you Thoroughly Repent, you can NOT Count on ME.  Indeed, I have had all of your Unbelief that I can Tolerate, which Refutes the Conclusions of all 141+ Architects and Engineers without even Studying their Evidences, nor Caring a Damn about them, as Honest People and GOOD Evidences!  Like I said, I Sincerely Believe that if Jesus were here, Today, that he would Whip your Lazy Ass all of the way to the Public LIE-brary, and make you PROVE yourself to be WRong, whereby you will Gladly Confess the Whole Truth about 9/11/2001, or else be Sent to Hell with Satan.  Otherwise he is likely to say to you during your Judgment Day, “What Better Thing did you have to do than to Study the Evidence about September 11, 2001, on Ray’s Computer, at Home for Free, seeing that you Found Time to Watch Countless Episodes of Star Trek and other Deceptive Trash on the Television?”  And then you will Hang your Head with Shame, and Wish to God that you could Fall Through a Rat Hole in the Floor, or just Vanish under a Bush; but, behold, the Supreme Judge will say to you: “What Qualifies you for any Position within my Holy Kingdom, O Sloth?”  And once again, you will Mumble something, and Squirm around as before; but, no Reasonable Answer will come out of your Filthy Cursing Mouth — except maybe to say that you were Waiting for Ray Swangkee to Cast Out the Moat from his own Eye, FIRST.

Now, as if that were not Bad Enough, what are you going to Answer him concerning the many Books of Truths that he has Inspired me to Write for your Sake, and for the Sakes of whomever might have Ears that can Hear and Eyes that can See? Yes, what Sorry Excuses will you come up with, O Sloth?  Do you Vainly Imagine that I Wrote all of those Books just for the FUN of it, or to Waste our Precious Time, or to Entertain Idiots, or to Correct Politicians, only???? “Woe unto them who call that which is Good, EVIL; and who call that which is Evil, GOOD: because they shall be Thrust Down to Hell!”  Yes, Woe to those Morons who Judge my Books as “TRASH,” while Clinging to their own LIES: beCause there is a Special Hell Prepared for them, and they will not be Able to Escape from it until they REPENT: beCause, whether or not they like it, I have been Blest with a Gift of God to Write Truths and Reveal Wisdom, which also Applies to ME! (See: What does it Mean to REPENT??)  Therefore, a Rejecter of Truth is a Major Sinner, as the Scribes and Pharisees Proved long ago: beCause that is the Worst of all Sins. (See: What is The GREATEST SIN??)

Now, I Hear someone, who is like a Box Turtle, say: “O Peacock, what makes you Imagine that you have the Last Word concerning all Truths? Did God Appoint YOU to Reveal every Important Truth that we should Learn before the Judgment Day, and put all of that Truth into one Big Box, you might say, which has a Locked Lid on it, which can only be Opened with the KEY of the Knowledge of All that is Good and Evil!??” Well, O Turtle, with a Hard Shell like you Carry around with you, it is Doubtful that any Truth will Penetrate it.  Therefore, for any Truth to get into your Heart, you will have to Eat it: because there is no other Way for it to Enter.  Therefore, if you are Unwilling to Feast at the Table of Truths that I have Revealed within my Inspired Books, you will just have to Suffer through the Great Tribulation, along with the other Ignorant Closed-minded Fools.  After all, no Peacock ever Created his own Tale of Truth and Wisdom: because that is the Doing of GOD, which you will be Wise to Accept: beCause, only the WISE People will Escape from the Great Tribulation, as Jesus Warned.  Therefore, be Wise, and Accept my Warnings, even as Obnoxious as those Warnings might Sound: because there are not that many Peacocks in this Jungle to Warn anyone of anything, let alone Reveal Reasonable Solutions for all of our Massive Problems, including your Unbelief. Moreover, O Turtle, you seem to have a lot of Confidence in FASTING, to Save you; but, According to the Words of God, no Amount of Fasting will Save you if you do not CONFESS ALL of our Sins, including those of the Federal Government.  See Isaiah! And Understand that God Spoke to Isaiah in Person.

Now, I Hear someone, who is like a Cat scratching himself and saying: “O Peacock, suppose that we are too Poor to Afford a Computer: so that we might Study your Insane Books?” Well, O Cat, it seems that you can Afford Cigarettes, Beer, Expensive Fast Foods, Chips, and all Kinds of Junk Foods, which Money you can Save until you can Afford to Buy one of those $500 Computers at Super Smallmart; but, I See that you will be Shamefully Hanging your Head with Ralph Holland during the Day of Judgment, Searching your Empty Brains for some Sorry Excuse for not Studying the Tale of the Peacock and the Rope of Hope, which alone is Strong Enough to Drag you Out of the Pits that you have Fallen into.  Therefore, O Cat, just because you have Survived thus far, having the Proverbial “Nine Lives of a Cat,” it does not Mean that you will Survive what is Sure to Come if all People do not REPENT!  And they Certainly are not going to Repent of the Sins that they have yet to Learn ARE Sins!  Indeed, like Poor Ralph, they have yet to Discover one hundredth of their Sins!  “To him who Knows to Do Good, and he does not Do it, to him it is a Sin.” James.

Therefore, it is a SIN to Drive an Abomination called a Gas-powered CAR: beCause we all now Know that Burning Gas is Causing Global Warming: beCause the Carbon Dioxide forms almost Invisible Clouds that TRAP the Heat like a Blanket around the Earth.  Therefore, we are almost all Guilty of Using such Vehicles in the Great Divided States of United Lies!  Therefore, we are all Hypocrites, except for those few People who Live without the Use of such Vehicles, including those of the Mailmen and UPS.  Indeed, I suppose that there might be one or 2 Monkeys in the Jungle, somewhere, who do not Use such Vehicles, and are therefore not Hypocrites in that respect; but, as for the Remainder of us, we are all Guilty of that Sin, which must be Confessed by all Sane People before we can Solve the Problem for all People, which is to Build Beautiful Planned City States, called: $wangkee Hotels, Castles, and Fortresses!  Yes, I Know that you have Heard that Old Song, before, and many Times; but, only Swangkee Fortresses will Solve more than 248 Massive Problems!  Therefore, the Person who Rejects that Great Truth is Rejecting the Revelation of GOD, who also Lives within a Mighty Fortress, called the New Jerusalem!  (See Revelation 21!)

Now, I Hear someone, who is like a Confused Sheep of the Good Shepherd, bleat: “O Peacock, if everyone had to Believe in Swangkee Fortresses, just to be Saved, we would all go to Hell.  Therefore, Jesus Christ is my Fortress and God, and I will put my Trust in HIM, not in some Stone Wall around a City, with a Moat around the Outside of it, which might keep the Raccoons Out of the Corn Patches; but, it will Certainly not Save me from the Atomic Bombs when they Fall on our Heads.”  Well, O Sheep, you Clearly Read: “Mankind shall not Live by Food, alone; but, only by EVERY Word that Proceeds out of the Mouth of God.” Therefore, “Do with all of your Might whatsoever your Hands Find to Do, as if unto the Supreme Ruler, and not as if unto Men of Low Estate.” The New Magnified Version (NMV) of Matthew 4. In other Words, as the Children of God, we are Designed to Work Together in Unity, as Members of the same Body of Believers, and not as Independent Jackasses who Suffer with their Weak, almost Worthless Wooden / Plastic Firetrap Houses, which are Guaranteed to come to Ruin by one Means or another, whereby the Builders are made Richer, and the Buyers are made Poorer, even with Insurance Bills, if nothing else, like Hurricane Katrina. Therefore, Knowing that all such Houses are Doomed, it is a SIN to Waste everyone’s Time, Money, Materials, and Energy on the Construction of such TRASH!  Therefore, it is Better to Live in TENTS, until we can Save Enough Money for Building Proper Houses, which will Endure the Test of Time. However, beCause of the Great FALSE ECONOMY, it is Impossible for a Normal Working Person to Save Enough Money within one Lifetime for Building such Houses: because they Cost a million Dollars or more to make one of them Right!  Therefore, we, the Masses of Enlightened People, must Exercise our DUMBmocracy, and VOTE for a New RIGHTEOUS One-World GovernMint, which simply Mints and Prints the Necessary New Money in Order to Use it WISELY in Order to HIRE whomever is Willing and Able to Learn and Work, in Order to Help Build all Kinds of Beautiful Planned City States, called: $wangkee Hotels, Castles, and Fortresses! — and that Stonework will Represent that New Money, which will make it Good Money, which must be Earned by Honest Labor, According to a List of $wangkee Wages, which Money would Ideally be made of PURE GOLD or SILVER.  However, the Earth does not Contain Sufficient Silver and Gold for Producing Enough Money for Hiring everyone to Do what Needs to be Done for everyone to Truly Prosper, both now and during the Future: because we are talking about Millions of TRILLIONS of Dollars Worth of Gold, not the Dab of Gold in Fort Knox, Kentucky.  That is, IF there is any Gold there at all?  At any rate, Gold could be Used, if there were Enough of it: because it is a Good Medium of Exchange, which does not Rust Away; and, People also Value it, and Trust it to be Good Money no matter what Form it comes in, at least for the Time being.  However, most People would rather not Think about their Phony money, and how Worthless it is, and how it is only Represented by Junk Cars, TRASH in the Dumpster, and almost Worthless Property, which they Discover when they Attempt to Sell such Things to other Suckers, who, to put it in Biblical Terms, are Sucking on the Bleeding Teats of that Old Babylonian Whore, who, by Extension is otherwise known as your Friendly Banker, who Manages her Bleeding Affairs! 

For Example, when Ralph left Oregon, he Attempted to Sell his Property in order to Pay Off a Debt of $8,000; but, he could not get the Price that he Wanted, even after Years of Work on that Property.  Therefore, rather than Study the Situation, and Conclude that something Terrible must be WRong with such a False Economic System, he could only Blame the Creditor who Loaned to him the $8,000 to Pay his Property Taxes, whom he would have liked to Kill for it: because the Creditor Collected his Property, since Ralph could not Repay him for the Loan!  Likewise, millions of Ignorant People have Lost Money on such Properties, which were never Worth very much to begin with: because Normal American Houses are almost Worthless.  Therefore, they have all been Greatly Deceived by Satan and Sons, Incorporated.  (See: ARE WE DECEIVED??)

Now, I Hear someone, who is like a Yellow Canary, chirp: “O Peacock, suppose that we do not Want to get ourselves Entangled in Construction Projects; but, suppose that we Want to Live Simple Lives like Jesus Lived?” Well, O Canary, not everyone has the same Calling, which everyone can Surely Confess: because we all have Different Gifts.  Therefore, you can Work in the Garden, or make Music, or do whatever you are Persuaded to do for God and Mankind; but, that does not Mean that you cannot Exercise your DUMBmocracy, and VOTE for a Righteous GovernMint: so that X-amount of People in this World of Woes do not have to Live in MUD HUTS, nor in Concrete Huts, like that of Ralph Holland’s, which is Pictured on the Front Cover of this Booklet.  After all, just Imagine what Kind of a World it would be like if everyone Lived like Ralph?  Worse yet, just Try to Imagine what your own World would be like, if YOU Lived like Ralph, who just Trusts that there will always be something to Eat and Drink, as if the Rain could not Stop on the Great Plains?  (See: What will you Do when the Rain STOPS??)  Indeed, he Overlooked that Verse that states: “The Wise Man Foresees the Evil that is Coming, and Prepares himself for it; but, the Fool Charges on like the Colorblind Tormented Mad Bull, who Fights with the Ever-moving Red Rag in the Bloody Arena of Capitalist Fools, who are Cheered on with the Hope of Greed and Ungodly Gain.” A Proverb of the Peacock from Angel Ridge.  However, because the Verse is not Found in his Mutilated Bible, he Vainly Imagines that it does not Apply to HIM!  Shame on him; but, Double Shame on YOU, if you Foresee the Evil that is Coming, and do nothing to get yourself Prepared for it!!  Yes, you will be like the Fool who says to himself, “How could I be so INSANE? I Knew that this Great False Economy was going to CRASH; but, like a Damned Fool, I just Ignored it when Times were Prosperous, as if it would all just go Away if I did not Study it and Understand it.” 

Now, I Hear someone, who is like a Tenderhearted Sheep of the Good Shepherd, bleat: “O Peacock, if we Live Righteous Lives, what do we have to Fear?  Will God not Provide for us, even if he must Send Elijah to Feed us, like he did for the Poor Widow Lady?”  Well, O Sheep, if you were Worthy of such Support, I Suppose that God would have Mercy on you, and Help you through it; but, if you are like Ralph Holland, JUNIOR, who does not Volunteer to lift a Finger to Help others to Prosper, when he is Able, I do not see how God could have Mercy on you.  In Fact, he does not even lift a Finger to Help himself to Survive, such as to Plant a Row of Squash in the Garden, and Weed and Water it: because that would be Below his High-ranking “Dignity,” your Majesty.  After all, when he Works, he is going to “Work for Good Wages.”  But, certainly not $wangkee Wages! Therefore, Judging himself to be Above such Menial Labor in the Garden, he has set himself up for Hunger when the Rain Stops, and there are no Jobs to be had: because I have no Intention of Feeding him, nor any of his Lazy Kind.  In Fact, he will have to Rely on his Great False Government, and on the Blood-drenched Rag to which he Pledges his Allegiance. (See: Do you Pledge your Allegiance to God, or to a RAG??)  Yes, he may go Feast on the Piss and Dung that comes Out of the Little White BACKHOUSE, in the District of Criminals, in Washington!

Now, I Hear someone, who is like a Squirrel, bark: “O Peacock, as a Christian, are you not Supposed to GIVE to those People who Ask of you, and not Resist any Evil??” Well, O Squirrel, there is a Time and Place to do that; but, when the Rain Stops, and there is nothing to Eat in the Gross Grocery Stores, there is no Way that I can Personally Feed the Whole World, who will Naturally be Begging for Help, at which Time I will say: “Do you Remember the Story of the Little Red Hen?”  Then they will say, “No, we have never Heard of the Little Red Hen.”  And I will say, “Well, go to your Public LIE-brary and read about her; but, leave me alone, or else I will Fill your Bellies with Lead: because, when I Asked for Help, you Offered to me nothing, while you Lived like Selfish Fools.  Indeed, I would have had Plenty of Food and Water for you, if you had Elected me to be your Righteous King; but, you Judged me to be another Ignorant Selfish Fool like yourselves. (See: How Working People can PROSPER and Live in PEACE under the Rulership of a RIGHTEOUS King!) Therefore, go to your Great False Anti-Christ WICKED Federal Cover-up Government, whom you Trusted to take Good Care of you.” (See: Can Politicians be Trusted??) At which Time they will say, “Please Forgive us, O Peacock, and we will now Vote for you.” However, it will be Far too Late, then: because the Rain will have STOPPED! Therefore, even if you only have one Arm to Work with, you had best get out there while the Rain is still coming, and Do whatever Needs Doing with other People of Like-mindedness: beCause I have given to you Fair Warning.

Now, I Hear someone, who is like a Teddy Bear, say: “O Peacock, when the Crunch comes, you will be Soft and Cuddly, just like you have always been with Ignorant People.”  Well, O Teddy Bear, I might have Mercy on you, since you do not Eat nor Drink anything; but, as for those Skinny Scarecrows who Expect to be Fed and Clothed for Free, I will have no Mercy: because I will Fill their Bellies with Lead, if I can: because they could now Sacrifice their Expensive Chips and Dips and Drinks, and Contribute their Money to some Worthy Project, like Finishing our 100,000-gallon Cistern for Water Storage.

Now, the Great Question is, concerning Ralph Holland, “Is there any Hope that he might be Saved from his Sins, and set Free from his Prison of Lies?”  Well, I suppose that just as long as someone is Alive, there is still Hope that he or she might Change his or her Mind, and Repent; but, when your Mind is not Working like it should, as in the Case of Poor Ralph, there is not much Hope: because he is a Credulous Person, who Believes almost any Lie that has been Repeated to him Long Enough and Loud Enough — such as the Book of Mormon, which he has read several Times during the Past 37+ Years, and has a Strong Faith in such Fairy Tales as the Brother of Jared Crossing the Ocean during a whole Year without a Good Supply of Water for his “herds and flocks” of Livestock, which were Carried with him in 7 Submarine-like Ships about as long as Trees, shortly after the People were Scattered at the Time of the Tower of Babel, when the Tallest Tree might have been a hundred feet high: because, According to the Great Flood Story of Noah’s Time, all Life was Destroyed on the Land, and all such Trees would have had to come back from the Roots! Therefore, if that was the Case, there would not have been Tall Trees by the Time that the Tower of Babel was Constructed, or else someone might have Climbed up one of those Trees, and taken a Good Look around, and Exclaimed to the General Public: “Hey, we do not have to Build a Tower to get up to Heaven, when we can just Climb that Mountain over Yonder, and then we will be up there! But, if not, we can then Drag one of these Trees up there, and Climb up into it, and thus be in Heaven.” However, instead of Reasoning it out, as I have done, the Idiots went to one of the Lowest Valleys in the whole World, and proceeded to Build a Tower up to Heaven! HUMBUG! They were Actually Building a Tower for Launching Space Ships into the Sky, like NASA has done: because any Ignorant Fool would Know that no Tower could be made so High as to Reach into the Heavens, to the Throne of God, or wherever they were Headed to. However, Ralph Thinks so. Moreover, he also Imagines that Men Landed on the Moon, and then Shot themselves back from the Moon without a Rocket Launcher! Remember that the Moon is supposed to have one sixth of the Gravity of the Earth. Therefore, you would Think that it might Require at least 3 Propane Tanks full of Fuel to Launch themselves Off of the Moon; but, nay, it only Required ONE Propane Tank of Fuel, about the same Size as you can see on a Mobil Home!  Therefore, if you also Believe that Men Landed on the Moon, you should Study my Free Booklet, called: Did Men Land on the Moon?? Yes, it will Enlighten your Mind; but, not the Mind of Ralph Holland, who is not Willing to Prove anything, who is an Ignorant Irreverent Know-it-all with a Hole in his Head!

Sincerely, Ray Walter Swangkee