The Peacock's Classic Coral Marble Shower Room.
Please notice that this Shower has lots of Space for a Person to move around in the Shower without bumping against the Walls: because it is Spacious and Comfortable, being 4 feet wide and 8 feet long, being a SWANGKEE Shower, which Means FIRST CLASS QUALITY! Moreover, notice the Stainless Steel Hook that is overhead, which can be used in an Emergency with a Shower Bucket, which has a Valve on a Pipe that is Attached to the Bottom of the Bucket, just in case the ElecTRICKERY is Cut Off for some Mysterious Reason, during the very Time that you need to take a Shower in Order to go to Bed. Just light up your Old-fashion Kerosene Lamp, pour some Spring Water into your Shower Bucket, and ENJOY the Comforts of the RICH, by being PREPARED for the Worst, even though you Hope for the Best. Notice that there is also a Mirror at the left side of this Photo, which Mirror is used for checking yourself out for Ticks, which like to take up light Housekeeping in the Hairy Crack of your Trailer Hitch, you might say, while Sucking on your Blood for Lunch, which could prove to be rather Em-BARE-assing, if you had to ask your Mother for some Help in Order to get the Tick Extracted with a Hot Rod, or a Match Head that has just had the Fire put Out. A Hot Needle will also Work, if you Inject it up the Rectum of that Tick, which will Require some Help, and a Magnifying Glass, which Reminds me of the Swangkee Skewer Treatment for Politicians of both Parties of Dimwitcrats and Reprobates in Washington, DisTRICKT of Colombian Drug Addicts. Indeed, you must go out into the Forest, and find the Tallest, Largest, and Straightest Tree for a Last Sacrifice; and you bring it to Washington by Means of Donkey Power, which will Require about one Year on Back Roads: because it will be Illegal to pull it along FREE Freeways; but, it will also give that Tree some Time to CURE somewhat, which Tree you will later SOAK in Used Motor Oil for a Month, after all of the Bark has been Removed; and then you must Sharpen up the Small End of that Tree in Order to make a Swangkee Skewer, which you can run up the Double-speak Orifices of those Gassy Politicians, who say that $wangkee Wages would cause Great Inflation of our Money. However, if all of that Money had to be EARNED by Honest Labor, it would only Enrich the General Public, while at the same Time it would Reduce the Pay of those Political Rabbits. See my List of $wangkee Wages. And don't Forget to Light that Skewer on FIRE, after you put 500 gallons of Lighter Fluid on it, unless those Political Rabbits Quickly REPENT: because they are certainly Worthy of a Skewer Treatment for their Political Sins! (See: The CRACK in the Liberty Bell and What it Means!)

The Peacock's Italian Marble Closet and three-inch-thick Solid Oak Door.
There is a Granite Shelf every foot up and down on both Sides of this Closet, with one-inch-thick Granite Walls on the Inside, which are faced with Italian Marble on the Outside. The Termites will never Eat up this Closet, and we will not have to spray any Termite Poisons for the Children to Breathe. 

Here is a Closer View of the Peacock’s Italian Marble-faced Granite Closet

The Peacock's Cast Iron Sink, set in Red Georgia Granite, Guaranteed to never Rot Out!
 Please notice that the Kitchen Sink is not far from the Bathroom Toilet, which is not far from the Wood Stove, which easily Heats this whole Apartment with as little as 2 five-gallon Buckets of Dry Wood once or twice a Week during the Winter Months, unless it is Extremely Cold: because the Earth does most of the Heating and Cooling. (UPDATE: The first few Years that we Lived in our Rock Houses, the Winters were very Mild, and we Allowed the Temperature to drop to 55 Degrees: because we did not even have Stoves in our Houses! However, now that we are getting Older, we like to keep the Houses Comfortable at about 70 Degrees Fahrenheit. Therefore, we sometimes Burn a whole Basket of Wood each Day in each Apartment, if it is very Cold. Otherwise, a Small Amount of Wood is all that is Needed in Order to Maintain a Consistent Temperature. The Correct Plan would be to have a Solar-heat-collecting Hot House that is Joined to an Insulated Heat Storage House that is Filled with Large Blocks of Salt: because Salt can Hold Heat 7 Times Longer than Water!) Moreover, most People would Object to having the Toilet in the Kitchen: because their Waste Matter STINKS; but, that of the Colorful Peacock smells like Sweet Fruits, Butternut Squash, mashed Potatoes, and whatever he Eats: because, if you do not Eat much Rotting Flesh for 20 Years, your Bowels will not smell like it; but, if you Eat a LOT of Flesh, which is Guaranteed to ROT and PUTREFY within your Bowels, your Dung will most certainly STINK; and therefore, you should put your Toilet somewhere BEHIND the House in the Briar Patch, where no one can Sneak up to it, or Accidentally open the Backhouse Door, and get Blasted Away with Stink Bombs! Moreover, you should also run that Dung into a Methane Digester, in Order to make Gas for Operating your Gas Cook Stove: because it is Powerful Stuff, and Especially after you Eat a Dead Skunk, or even a Dead Fish that has already begun to Rot within the GROSS Grocery Store, which Stinks to all People who have Clean Nostrils, and Especially after Fasting and Eating Fresh Fruits for a few Days after the Fast. (See: RULES for FASTING before you Try Fasting.) Nevertheless, this is not to say that it is WRONG to Eat Flesh: because there is a Time and Reason for doing all Things, including Cannibalism, if you are inclined to Believe that God Created ALL Things for Food; and, if you are Unaware of the Fact that you can Fast, or STOP Eating, for as much as 40 Days without Suffering any Loss of your Mental Faculties. That is, unless you are a Politician, in which Case you had better be Prepared with a LARGE Underground Bunker full of Dried Cow's Puss, commonly called CHEESE; and some Dried Eggs, Dried Potatoes, and some Rancid Butter, which is a Delicacy to a Starving Political Rabbit, who would VOMIT upon the first Thought of having to EAT such Morbid Stuff, much less Feast on it for 3 Years and 6 Months! (Remember that all such Foods were Sent to Africa, in Order to Assist the Poor Hungry Souls over there, who were Forced to Eat it: because there was nothing else to Eat! See my 32-page Booklet, called: What will you Do when the Rain STOPS??) And do not think that it will NOT Stop: because it is a Prophecy, unless we all Repent of our Evil Ways, Including our Dietary SINS. (See my Free Booklet, called: What is the PUNISHMENT for Dietary Sins?? And after that, you might want to consider my Free Booklet, called: What does it Mean to REPENT??, followed by: 40 Good Reasons WHY People should Fast and Pray.) I Trust that you are Above Average Intelligence, since you are Reading this Literature, rather than Wasting your Precious Time Watching Comedies on TV; but, if not, you will be much Wiser by the Time that the Great 3 1/2-Year Famine is Over. In Fact, if you Live through it, you will be FAR Above Average Intelligence: because two thirds of the People will simply DIE during that Great Famine, when it will Stop Raining on all of this Land for three Years and six Months! Therefore, if you Want to Learn HOW to Survive it, you should keep on Reading, and make it Priority Number ONE: because your Life is at Stake! Meanwhile, the Snooze Reporters will be talking about the Color of the Pink Panther's Underwear, or some other Sensational Distraction from Reality, rather than Report about Profitable $wangkee Stone Domehomes in Beautiful Planned City States, which have 248 Advantages over Normal Cities of Confusion. Please Click your Mouse on those Booklets AFTER you have Finished with all of the Explanations for ALL of my Photos, and Especially for those Photos about CAPITALISM.

 

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