You might not have Noticed it, even as most People have not Noticed it; but, it seems as though Professing Christians Suffer the most with Chronic Constipation of the Mind! Therefore, the Colorful Peacock from Angel Ridge has Written this Inspired Book, just for them, in Order to Enlighten their Minds, and Hopefully Rescue them from their Suffering, beginning with the Chief Political Rabbit in the Little White BACKHOUSE in Washington, District of Criminals, who Obviously also Suffers with Chronic Constipation of the Mind, being a True Representative of Dimwitcrats, Reprobates, and Independent Jackasses!
A First Prize Winning Quilt at the Fair in Calgary, Alberta, Canada, 2000 AD. Red Ribbons are First Prize Ribbons in Canada, not Blue ones.
“O my Son, when People Suffer with Chronic Constipation of the Mind, they become Frustrated and Confused, and even end up in Insane Asylums like New Yuck City, and Washington, District of Criminals.”
“O my Spiritual Daughter, it would be a Great Shame for you to Suffer for 40, 50, or 60 Years with Chronic Constipation of the Mind, for the Lack of a few Days of Fasting; but, Sad to say, that is the Case for most People.”
— Proverbs of the Peacock