Random Peacock Quote

“Madame, you are doing something WRONG. Therefore, WAKE YOURSELF UP, and pay Strict Attention to your own Body, lest you end up in the Sanitized Slaughterhouse, getting your Precious Million-dollar Organs Removed by Means of 10 cent Razor Blades, so to speak. Yes, WAKE YOURSELF UP, and come to your Right Senses: because you are in PAIN for a GOOD REASON, which is NOT the Lack of some Poisonous Pill, Shot of Puss, nor Operation by the Doctor Knife; but, it is the LACK of Obedience to Certain Divine and Natural Dietary LAWS.” source

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“O my Son, when you have come to the End of your Rope of Hopelessness, it is Time for you to GIVE UP, and QUIT Fighting against God: because it is a Battle that you cannot Possibly Win!”

“O my Daughter, do not be Discouraged by the Gray Negative Side of the Tale of the Peacock: because the Positive Side is Exquisitely Colorful, and it will Cheer you up more than you might Imagine, if you just Study it Carefully with an Open Mind in the Light of Good Understanding.”

— Proverbs of the Peacock