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Well, both of them Appear to be  Happy to some Degree; but, you can be Sure that neither one has any Idea concerning HOW to make themselves Exceedingly Happy: beCause it is not Customary Information that is Taught in Books, Magazines, Newspapers, Public Schools, Private Schools, Churches, Cathedrals, Concert Halls, Movie Theaters, TV Talk Shows, Radio Programs, Social Gatherings, Lodges, Gilds, Atheneums, Fraternities, Sororities, Glee Clubs, Discos, Dance Halls, Golf Clubs, Hunting Clubs, Inventors Clubs, Jockey Clubs, Sewing Clubs, Gardening Clubs, Rowing Clubs, Slate Clubs, Turnverein (Gymnasts) Clubs, Boat Clubs, Yacht Clubs, Service Clubs, Reading Clubs, Night Clubs, Sports Clubs, Car Clubs, Youth Clubs, Boy Scouts, Girl Scouts, Companies, Businesses, Unions, Corporations, Circles, Associations, Orders, nor by the Government, itself: because they seem to not have a Clue concerning What Makes People HAPPY, who seem to consist of the most Unhappy Insincere Hollywood Twisted Smiling Hypocritical Faces on Earth, who have no Reasonable Solutions for anything, who should be Imprisoned for their High Crimes in Low Places like the District of Criminals, in Washington, who have Dragged Americans into Multiple Uncounted TRILLIONS of Dollars worth of DEBTS, which is making everyone very Unhappy with a Capital U, including ME!