An Obedient Goat is every Farmer’s Sweetest Dream: because that Goat could do the Weeding around the House, and keep the Lawn Mowed for Free, without Eating the Flowers, while also be of some Service as an Entertainer: because most Goats have a Sense of Humor, at least According to the Human Standpoint: because of their Playfulness, Frolicking, and the Look on their Faces, which is Combined with their Drooping Ears, which alone is Comical to most People. Nevertheless, HOW MUCH would you Pay for an Obedient Goat, if you were Sick of those Mowing Machines, which are constantly Breaking Down, Wearing Out, or at least Draining your Bank Account: beCause of the High Price of Gas?? Nevertheless, this Special Booklet Reveals how to make Goat Herding Profitable, if anyone is Interested in that Business, who might be Disgusted with the Noisy, Crime-infested City of Confusion, who would also like to have a Luscious All-Mineral Organic Garden.