Special Swangkee Gardening

This Photo shows most of the Double Walls that surround our Special $wangkee Garden. You can See that we have a long ways to go, before we are Finished with this Project: because we Intend to put Sifted Topsoil 3-feet-deep in the wide Space in the middle. Please refer to the Drawing below, except that the Drawing was not Transferred into this htm Correctly, thanks to the Advancements of MicroSOFT, who might need another 10 Years or more in Order to get their Act Together on Computer Software.

This Garden is only 50 feet wide by 84 feet long; but, it will easily produce more Berries of Various Kinds than we can Eat: because, just one Thornless Blackberry Vine can make as much as 20 Gallons of Berries! Therefore, we will have lots of them for making some of the Best Juice in the World, which we can also Sell, if someone needs some Extra Cash. (See: Swangkee Fruit Tree Houses for Photos of Blackberries.) However, if someone were Trying to Pay for the Expensive $wangkee Mulching Rocks, by Selling Blackberries or Raspberries, which Sell for as much as $4 per Pint, they could possibly Pay for the Mulching Rocks and the Garden Wall within 10 Years: because, if one Plant can Produce even 10 Gallons of Berries, that would be about $320-worth of Berries per Year, per Hole in the Mulching Rocks, with Holes every 2 feet apart in Rows that are 4 feet apart, times 300 Holes, equals $96,000! Therefore, even if you had to HIRE someone in Order to Build the Walls for $20,000, and also Sift the Topsoil, at an Expense of $40,000, you could easily Pay for it during the Second or Third Year, IF you could Manage to PICK all of those Berries, and IF the Berries did not Contract some Communal Disease. Nevertheless, even if you had to Hire Helpers in Order to Pick them, you could still gain a Hefty Profit from less than one fourth Acre of Land: because, if you do it Right, according to the $wangkee All-Mineral Organic Gardening Method, you can "easily" get those 20 Gallons of Blackberries per Plant, which you can Sell for as much as $10 per Gallon, or $200 per Plant, times 300 Plants, equals $60,000 per Year, times 10 Years, equals $600,000! And that is Assuming that the Price of Blackberries will not go UP, which it probably will. (NOTE: When I say "easily" get those 20 Gallons of Berries, I Mean IF you have the Right Tools, which you would Naturally have at a $wangkee Hotel, Castle, and Fortress! Indeed, such Fortresses would Produce Compost by the thousands of Tons with the Correct Equipment, and not Produce it like we do with a Scythe, Rake, Fork, and Garden Cart!) Moreover, you can make Blackberry Preserves, which Sell for a Good Price. For Example, just Yesterday I saw 4 Ounces of Raspberry Preserves, made with Natural Ingredients of Honey and Fruit Juices, for $2, which is $8 per Pound. Indeed, there might have been as many as 10 Raspberries in each Jar, and the rest was some Kind of Fruit Juice, along with a Trace of Honey, which could have Legally been 50% Corn Syrup –– not that any of us would have any Desires for doing Similar Things; but, we could do it Right with all Natural Wholesome Ingredients. Therefore, there are any number of things that can be Done in Order to keep several Bodies Busy, if anyone is Interested in such MENIAL Labor, much of which can be done while sitting down in a Special $wangkee Electric Fruit-picking Wheelchair, or while standing up: because the Berries grow up on Trellises, which are simply Wires strung out between Posts. Therefore, notice the Steel Posts that are set in the Concrete Walls, which Walls are 8 to 10 inches thick. Those Steel Posts are 4 feet apart on the Inner Wall, and 8 to 10 feet apart on the Outer Wall. However, they should be no more than 4 feet apart, if you are going to use them in order to Anchor the Tops of the Posts on the Inner Wall to the Bottoms of the Posts on the Outer Wall: because those Wires can get quite Heavy when they are Loaded with certain Vines, including Climbing English Peas. Furthermore, during the Future you can Look in Health Food Stores across the Country for $wangkee Berries of all Kinds, which have been grown by the All-Mineral Organic Method of Gardening: because it is a Multi-billion-dollar Business, which the Average Person could never Afford: because he or she does not have the Necessary Money for the Initial Investment, in Order to make it Profitable. Indeed, it would Require upwards of a MILLION Dollars, just to get going, Properly: because you have to have a Walk-in Cooler/Freezer, plus Storage Trays, Freezer Boxes, a Canning Kitchen, and a lot of Hired Helpers, who Want $20 per Hour before Taxes and Insurance are taken Out, in order to get at least $10 per Hour for Slave Labor.

This Photo shows a Part of the Inside of the Special $wangkee Garden. The Concrete Wall is 3 feet tall and 9 1/2 inches thick, sitting upon a Foundation of Hardened Concrete that is about 6 inches thick and 2 feet wide, which has Reinforcement Bars every 2 feet, sticking up from the Foundation into the Wall. No other Reinforcement was used, except in the Foundation, which is well Buried under the Topsoil, and is in no Danger of Heaving upwards from Frosts. However, if you Live in some Place where there IS a Danger because of Frost, I suggest that you make your Walls even taller, and put Dirt on both Sides. It will Require about 400 Cubic Yards of Sifted Topsoil in Order to fill this Garden Space. Moreover, it will also Require about 15 Tons of Granite Dust, 5 Tons of Limestone (if you are not Planting Berries), 10 Tons of Volcanic Ash, 500 pounds of Rock Phosphate, and 100 pounds of SWEAT or Perspiration –– that is, unless you use the $wangkee Method, which is to use a $wangkee Land-moving Machine along with a $wangkee Soil Sifter, which moves about 100 Tons of Dirt per Hour, which is the only Reasonable Way to do it. However, just to Prove a Point, we are doing it all by Hand, one Shovel-full at a Time, using Wheelbarrows: because it is the only Way to PROVE that even Poor People can get Moderately Rich by their Manual Labor, alone: because, after getting this Garden fixed up just Right, we will have such an Income from it, that we will be Able to make a New Garden each Year, beginning in just 4 Years; and then those Gardens will Pay for more Gardens, and so on. In Fact, if we do it Right, we will set up “Come-Pick-your-own” Swangkee Fruit Stands all over this Country –– except that most Americans will be too Lazy to come and Pick their own Fruits, much less do anything in Order to take Care of it: because they Want you to Plant it for them, Pick it for them, Cook it for them, Feed it to them, and help their Jaws to Chew it for them, and then Carry them to the Toilet; and at last, Wipe their Buttocks for them: because they are just too Fat and LAZY, to be Frank about it. However, there is a Remedy for that also, which I have Explained in my Booklets, called: What will you Do when the Rain STOPS??, and: What does it Mean to REPENT??

This Photo shows a more Distant View, after we Sifted about 1,000 Wheelbarrows-full of Topsoil, which we put on Top of the Existing Topsoil, which is about a foot deep. (The Thumbnail Photos present more recent Views.) You can now See a better View of the almost Worthless Chicken House, which can hold about 50 Chickens, which House has not been Finished, yet; but, we Plan on it after the Garden is Finished: because we will have lots of Time during the other Seasons. Indeed, one of the nice things about Working with Concrete, is the Fact that you can let such Work go Unfinished, until you get around to doing it: because the Concrete does not Rot. Please notice the Chicken-wire Fence that is attached to the Steel Posts, which are on Top of the Concrete Walls, which Wire Fence is 8 Feet tall, which keeps OUT Deer, Raccoons, Opossums, Skunks, etc., which should have been Heavy-duty Chain-link Fence on Galvanized Steel Posts every 4 feet, in Order to Endure for at least 100 Years without Rusting out. Just Imagine how much Work it will Require, in Order to fill this Area with Sifted Topsoil, which Topsoil is presently about one third ROCKS: because no one ever bothered to Sift it out during the past 5,000 Years! Most People would never Accept the Challenge; but, that might be because they never moved 13 million Pounds in Order to Build their own 98% Rock Houses. See the Swangkee Photo Gallery 2 for: Photos of the Swangkee Brothers'''' 98% Rock Houses!

This Photo shows my Brother Vern and 2 of our Volunteer Servants, who have Agreed to Work for “NOTHING” for 2 to 3 Years, in Order to get Moderately Rich after our Special $wangkee Garden is Productive: because, it is like I already said, just one Thornless Blackberry Vine can Produce as much as 20 Gallons of Berries, at least According to the Capitalists who Sell them, which are now Selling for as much as $4 per Pint, which is $2 per Cup! Therefore, because there are 16 Cups per Gallon, or a Total of $32-worth per Gallon, times 10 Gallons (under the Assumption that such Vines might Produce at least HALF as much as the Capitalist''''s Advertised), it amounts to $320, times 2 on Good Years, is $640, times 300 Plants is $192,000 per Year on less than 1/4th Acre of Land! Therefore, if my so-called "Slaves" Work HARD, and we get 10 such Gardens Finished within the next 2 to 3 Years, we will Collectively have an Average Income of about 2 million Dollars per Year, except that Uncle Sam will take more than half of it, if we let him! And that is a LOT of Money for so little Labor: because, with that Kind of Money, we will be Able to HIRE most of the Work done for us! Yes, within 10 Years, we will all Retire as Multi-millionaires, if all goes according to the Plan, and Especially if those Blackberry Vines Produce 40 Gallons per Vine! Therefore, is anyone else Interested in Volunteering their Time, Money, and Energy, in Order to Help US to speed up this Process? If not, I will just have to Rely on those Trustworthy Mexican Americans, who are not so LAZY, nor even half so CRAZY. (See: A Reasonable Solution for the IMMIGRATION PROBLEM!) Furthermore, no one could call Berry Picking a STRENUOUS Occupation, since 8-year-old Children could easily do it; nor could anyone Expect Hazardous Labor Pay: because the Vines are Thornless. However, if you had to use a Pick and a Shovel, in Order to move and SIFT 600 Tons of Dirt, just to Build such a Special $wangkee Garden, you might Reconsider Joining up with my $wangkee Army of WORKING Soldiers: because THAT is a LOT of Hard Work. Indeed, just notice the Wheelbarrow that is full of Rocks, which was gathered out of 2 other Wheelbarrows full of Dirt. Notice the Sifter or Screen that is on Top of the Wheelbarrow that Juvenal [pronounced WHO-ven-al] is bending over. It has ¾-inch EXPANDED Sheet Metal welded to a Frame that is made up of 1-inch Square Tubing, which does not Eliminate ALL of the fine Gravel; but, it does get rid of most of the Rocks, which cannot pass through the Screen, which would otherwise Wear Out the Tilling Machine if they were not Removed. Take note that all of this Garden was done during the HEAT of the Summer! However, not too much Sweating was done: because most of it was done during the Cool Time during the Morning, before the Sunstar began to Bake the Earth. Moreover, we have a Cool House with Cold Drinks, just in case someone does get Hot; but, no one Works during the Heat of the Day from 11 A.M. until Night: because there is no Need for it. Indeed, just by each Person doing an Average of 20 Wheelbarrows full of Dirt per Day, we have already moved more than 6,000 Wheelbarrows full of Topsoil since last May, in only 12 Weeks, not Counting the Wheelbarrows full of Rocks, which will later be Transformed into PURE GOLD: because that is the Just Reward that we shall get for making this Sacrifice! Indeed, every Rock on this Property, which was gathered or handled by Hand during the past 24 Years, will be Transformed into Pure Gold: because we are Blest by the Creator of the Tale of the Peacock, and the Rope of Hope, which anyone could have Received; but, most People have not Believed the Truth that I have Revealed. However, King Solomon said something like this: “Early to Bed, early to Rise, makes a Man Healthy, Wealthy, and Wise,” which is the TRUTH!

This Photo shows an Expanded Metal Screen, used for sifting out Rocks.

This Photo shows about 1/3 of the Rocks that were sifted out of the Topsoil for our Special Swangkee Garden. We finally finished it by Sifting out approximately 18,000 Wheelbarrows full of Dirt, plus or minus a few, 1/3rd of which were Rocks. My Mexican-American "Slaves" and Brother Vern did most of the Work on this Project, while I Fasted: because the Hot Summer is the Best Time of the Year to Stop Eating.

This Photo shows a THICK Rubber Sheet, which is laid over the Dirt, in Order to keep it DRY, just in case it Rains. This one piece weighs more than 400 Pounds, and is very Difficult to Handle; but, it is Guaranteed to last about a hundred times as long as that Black Plastic Trash, which costs about a hundred dollars per Roll, and might last for one Day, if no one Steps on it, or if the Wind does not blow it away. But, for sure, some Twig or Rock will cut a Hole in that Plastic Trash, and then it will begin to Rip open more and more as you move it, until at last you have to Replace it, while putting the Ruined one into the Trash Dump, or else Tolerate the Wet Dirt that is found under the Holes. However, it is not Good to move Wet Dirt: because it forms BRICKS, so to speak. In other words, it is like mixing Clay, which is then Dried into Bricks. Therefore, you should never Till the Ground in the Garden when it is Wet, nor do anything to make it into “Bricks”: because Topsoil is PRECIOUS Matter, which is WHY that we are Protecting it from Erosion, by putting it inside of our Concrete Walls that Surround the whole Garden, which does Require a LOT of Hard Work; but, in the End, we will all be much Richer for doing it. In Fact, my Mexican American Working Soldiers will Truly go from RAGS to RICHES, just for TRUSTING ME –– that is, IF the Capitalists are Right about those Vines Producing 20 Gallons each, and IF anyone is Interested in such an Industry, after Picking a million Blackberries, which Work could become very BORING! Indeed, I could take Advantage of them, and tell them to “Go to Hell,” after all of the Work is Finished: because that would be the Normal Acceptable Capitalist’s Way of doing it; but, I just Happen to Believe that everyone gets their Just Reward, sooner or later, either during this Life, or else during the Next Life. However, you might be one of those People who does not Believe in the NEXT Life –– as if Life would not go on, as if your Spirit could not be Born in another Body, as if the God of Justice and Revenge had DIED, as if there were NO Day of Judgment, as if it would be FAIR for God to Reward one Person with a LONG Life, and the other Person with only ONE Day!! (See: What Happens when we DIE?? –– Volumes 1 & 2.) Well, let me tell you something, O Lady Doubtfulness, I have not had to Work for anyone for a Living since 1972, just because I made a Promise or Covenant with God –– that if he would Supply all of my Needs, that I would tell whatever Truth that he might Reveal to me, even if it Proved me to be Wrong; and it has Worked out most Amazingly: because I have not only had all of my Temporal Needs Fulfilled; but, I have even Enjoyed Spiritual Blessings that most People know nothing about, and I have been Given a Great Measure of Truth and Wisdom that Rivals that of King Solomon, King David, and several other Kings, COMBINED! Yes, you could Honestly say that I am the KING of the Birds, even though there is a Great King who is much Greater than I, whose Holy Spirit Blesses me with Treasures of Truth and Wisdom. Therefore, I ask you, WHO will Volunteer to go to Work with me, in Order to become Moderately Rich during the Future? Yes, WHO can See the Vision of Beautiful Planned City States, where all of the Gardens, Vineyards, and Orchards are on the INSIDES of those Cities, being Protected by $wangkee Moats and Strong Stone Walls? Therefore, let us Build Profitable $wangkee Fruit Tree Houses, which is what the next Section of this Swangkee Photo Gallery is all about. UPDATE: The Mexican-Americans also got Impatient, and Decided to Settle for $2 per Wheelbarrow of Sifted Dirt for their Work, plus a new Car for Encouragement. They also went to Work for the BEAST of Babylon, and have nothing but that now Rusty Car to Show for it: because of all of the BILLS, like Rent, Insurance, Groceries, Clothes, and Taxes, all of which I used to Cover the Cost of. (See: How GOOD are CARS??, ARE WE TAX SLAVES??, The Farmer''''s DILEMMA!, How much would you Pay for an OBEDIENT Goat??, and: Why am I so PROUD to be an American??)

This Photo shows the Special Swangkee Garden after all of the Topsoil has been put within the Concrete Walls. There are also other Photos in other Galleries.