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“DEMOCRACY is Hailed among Western Civilizations, and Especially in the Divided States of United Lies, as the “Political Salvation of Mankind”: beCause, if anyone Objects to how their Government is Managed, rather than Shoot the King, they can Run with a Big Bag Full of Money, in a Political Race to the Little White OUTHOUSE, which Reeks with Ancient Elephant Droppings and Fresh Political Donkey Dung, which alone would Cause Jesus Christ to turn up his Nose at the whole Idea! P.U.!”

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— Ray Walter Swangkee
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The New MAGNIFIED Version of the Sermon on the Mount!

The “Sermon on the Mount” is without Doubt one of the Greatest “Sermons” that was ever Given in either Ancient or Modern Times, which is often Quoted by Preachers, Politicians, Professors, Doctors, Lawyers, Teachers, and even Businessmen: because its Words of Truth still Ring True, Today, even as they did some 2,000 Years ago. However, this Inspired Book MAGNIFIES that Sermon, so that even 12-year-old Children can easily Understand it. However, Younger Children should not Hear it nor Read it: because it was never Intended for them to Learn it, being Addressed to the Disciples of Jesus Christ, who were all Adults. Nevertheless, 12-year-old Children should Learn these Words in Order to Eliminate any Confusion within their Minds.

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43. A Small Part of the Beartooth Mountains National Park in Montana

43. A Small Part of the Beartooth Mountains National Park in Montana

The "Mount" where Jesus Christ allegedly gave his Famous "Sermon" is Unknown, has never been Identified, nor has any Memorial been set up there, as we might Expect: beCause the Bible is very Vague about the Physical and Historical Details about most things. The so-called "Sermon on the Mount" is an Obvious Collection of Sayings or Condensed Thoughts, rather than an Actual SERMON, as one might Hear in some Church, or on the Radio or TV, which would have Intertwined Coordinating Thoughts about just one Primary Subject — such as, "Blest are the Teachable People: beCause they will Inherit the Government of God," which would Naturally Require an entire Sermon, in Order for most People to Understand WHO the Teachable People ARE, and WHAT the Government of God might be, since almost no one knows anything about it, in spite of the Fact that Jesus said more about that Subject than any other Particular Subject! (Most Preachers and Sunday School Teachers carefully avoid that Important Subject: beCause they too know almost nothing about it. After all, you have probably never heard a Sermon about the Kingdom of God, nor WHO might Qualify to be in it.) They are Certainly NOT most Politicians, Preachers, Medical Doctors, Lawyers, Judges, nor most Teachers, themselves: beCause they are almost all Rejectors of Truths, including the Truths within the so-called "Sermon on the Mount." Therefore, it would be more Appropriate to call it, "A Collection of the Misunderstood Doctrines of Jesus Christ" — that is, IF he even Taught such Doctrines, which, in some Cases, "do not Dance in Harmony with Real Life as we know it," as a Peacock might say it. The New Magnified Version of the Sermon on the Mount will Hopefully Clarify some of the Confusion in the Traditional "Sermon on the Mount."

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“O my Son, before you Judge the Tale of the Peacock, be Sure to Study ALL of his ‘Tale Feathers’ as one Unit: because one ‘Tale Feather’ that is Standing by itself is not very Impressive. Likewise, the Sermon on the Mount is not nearly so Impressive as when you put all of those Thoughts together with the Life and Works of Jesus Christ, which Presents a far more Beautiful Array of Thoughts when they are Magnified.”

“O my Daughter, the little Song Birds will be Chirping and Singing in your Tree of Life, if it is filled with the Sweet Fruits of Love and Joy. Therefore, Exercise Love, and you will have Joy.”

— Proverbs of the Peacock