Dear Adam and Eve!
Adam and Eve Obviously cannot Respond to the Epistles that are Addressed to them within this Booklet. However, it would be Neat if they could Respond: because it would be very Interesting to Learn what they might Think about the World that they Parented. Indeed, they would probably be Shocked, just to See a Portion of it; and Especially if they Visited certain large Cities of Confusion, which are Perfect Examples of Pure Insanity, as if Constructed without any Thought nor Plan whatsoever. In Fact, Adam and Eve would probably receive BILLIONS of Letters from their Descendents, if they were still Living, which Epistles would no doubt be filled with Profound Questions that they could not Answer — that is, unless they Studied the Inspired Writings of Ray Walter Swangkee!
