Random Peacock Quote

“DEMOCRACY is Hailed among Western Civilizations, and Especially in the Divided States of United Lies, as the “Political Salvation of Mankind”: beCause, if anyone Objects to how their Government is Managed, rather than Shoot the King, they can Run with a Big Bag Full of Money, in a Political Race to the Little White OUTHOUSE, which Reeks with Ancient Elephant Droppings and Fresh Political Donkey Dung, which alone would Cause Jesus Christ to turn up his Nose at the whole Idea! P.U.!”

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— Ray Walter Swangkee

The Swangkee Association of Truth Seekers and Treasure Hunters, Worldwide!

The Swangkee Association of Truth Seekers and Treasure Hunters are People of Greater Faith, who not only Seek Truth and Wisdom; but, they Practice what they Learn, as much as they are Able; and they Understand that their Weaknesses are Given to them for a Good Reason, in Order to Humble them, in Order that they might Confess the WHOLE Truth, in Order that they might Escape from the Pits that they have Fallen into. Therefore, they Support the Colorful Peacock from Angel Ridge, who also Desires to Escape from all of the Pits, and Realizes HOW it must be Done: because it has been Revealed to him by the Master Farmer, himself. Therefore, this Special Booklet is Dedicated to those People who Agree with the Peacock. May they be Blest a Hundredfold.


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Inside of this Onyx Box are Priceless Jewels

Inside of this Onyx Box are Priceless Jewels

One would not know by Looking at the Outside, that this Swangkee Jewelry Box contains Millions of Dollars-worth of Jewels, each of which is Unique and Special, which I just Happen to Own. Therefore, beCause of my Famous Inspired Books, the Price of all such Jewels is Bound to Greatly Increase, even as the Recently-discovered Original Painting by Michelangelo is Estimated to be Worth 300,000,000$!

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“O my Son, there are Gems of Truth in the Treasure Chest of the Great King, which are only Discovered by those Wise People who Diligently Search for them: because it is not Right that Unworthy People should have Access to them.” — A Proverb of the Peacock

“O my Spiritual Daughter, there are Multitudes of People who would like to Connect with other People of Like-mindedness; but, they have no Idea HOW to Find them: because there are perhaps no 2 People on this Earth who Think just Alike. However, there are Multitudes of People who SEEK the Truth concerning all Kinds of Subjects, even if they do not Agree nor come to the Exact same Conclusions; and therefore, they make up the Swangkee Association of Truth Seekers and Treasure Hunters, Worldwide!”