The Swangkee Association of Truth Seekers and Treasure Hunters are People of Greater Faith, who not only Seek Truth and Wisdom; but, they Practice what they Learn, as much as they are Able; and they Understand that their Weaknesses are Given to them for a Good Reason, in Order to Humble them, in Order that they might Confess the WHOLE Truth, in Order that they might Escape from the Pits that they have Fallen into. Therefore, they Support the Colorful Peacock from Angel Ridge, who also Desires to Escape from all of the Pits, and Realizes HOW it must be Done: because it has been Revealed to him by the Master Farmer, himself. Therefore, this Special Booklet is Dedicated to those People who Agree with the Peacock. May they be Blest a Hundredfold.
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