Why am I so Proud to be an American??
Like most Nationalists, most Americans are PROUD of their Country: because of such so-called “Great Achievements” as going to the Moon, and Inventing Viagra, which helps Old Men get Erections; but, when one Adds up all of the Pros and Cons, it is Obvious that Americans have been Responsible for more Corruption and Destruction of this World than the People of any other Country, just because of being the World’s Greatest Consumers of Non-replaceable Natural Resources, which have Contributed to X-amount of Pollution, Crimes, Prisons, Wars, and Taxes, among other Significant Things that are Common among most Countries — such as Bribery, Drug Abuse, and Gambling. Nevertheless, just Exactly how PROUD should Americans be, after Considering all of the Facts?? This Special Booklet Explores that Subject for all who are in Doubt.
