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They are no doubt Doomed for Disasters: because no one but me will tell them HOW to Prevent it. Indeed, it would not be in the Financial Interest of Doctors and Lawyers to Teach to them how to Avoid Doctors, Hospitals, Lawyers, Court Houses, Prisons, and all Kinds of Lying Snakes and Troubles: because that would not be Profitable for Doctors and Lawyers, much less for Bankers and Tax Masters. Indeed, it would not be in the Financial Interest of Bankers to Teach such Potential Interest Slaves the TRUTH about Accumulative Wealth, by Building Beautiful $wangkee Stone Domehomes. However, they could Learn it from me, if someone Informed them.

Indeed, the Man who is Selling this one, has another one already Parked in his Barn. That is, he has most of it Parked in his Barn: because not all of it would Fit into the Barn! Indeed, this one was “too Small” for him and his Wife. Therefore, they Bought a larger one! Meanwhile, there are upwards of 2 billion People in this World of Woes, who do not have a House as nice as this Mobile Home. However, these People are very Conservative, when Compared with those Rich People, who Spend MILLIONS of Dollars on such Junk, while millions of Ethiopians do not even have Good Food to Eat nor Clean Water to Drink. Therefore, I wonder who will be more Blest during the Day of Judgment — this Man, or that Man?? Chances are that neither one will be Blest: because both have Completely Missed the Message of the Master Farmer, who will still be Asking,

“Where is Abel, your Brother?”

And the People with the Spirit of Cain will Answer,

“I know not — am I my Brother’s Keeper?? Should I be looking after my Neighbors’ Needs?? Did you Appoint me as a Caretaker of the World??”

And God will Answer,

“If you People had Worked Together, as Interdependent Working Soldiers, you could have all been Moderately Rich; but, instead, you Lived like Selfish Independent Jackasses, who have no Good Understanding.”

This Alcoholic Attempted to Mow this 5-acre Field with a $500 Weed-eater, which gave out within one Day. Notice the partially Finished Spring Water House in the Background, which is nearly Buried under Weeds. This Shyster said that he could Mow this entire Field within a couple of Days, and maybe a Week at the most; but, during that Time he managed to Drink up a hundred dollars worth of Beer, and never got more than one small Strip of it done; and then he Threatened to KILL me, just after he told Vern that he Loved him. Therefore, Vern got his Shotgun and told him to get his Ass down the Road, and he left. But, then he came back during the Night and Broke into the House that he had been staying in. Moreover, he Confessed that he was Wanted by the Law, and had Escaped from Prison, which was why that he was Hitchhiking along the Highway when we picked him up in Order to give to him a Ride. Furthermore, we Treated him very Special, and put forth our Best Loving Care; and then got Treated like Used Toilet Paper for doing it. Therefore, we have not bothered to bring Home any more Hitchhikers, even though we Know that they are not all alike; but, they usually have one thing in Common, which is Laziness, mixed with Craziness. Indeed, he was the Second such Criminal that we picked up on the Highway, who should have been put back into Prison from where he Escaped. The other one was David Lying Smith of Homer, LA.

He Died with Testicular Cancer: because he Sincerely Believed that it was a Sin to Masturbate himself; and therefore, his Testicles SWELLED UP until they were as big as a Man’s Fist, which is called “Blue Balls,” in the Underworld. However, no matter what we Tried to tell him, he would still not Masturbate himself, and thereby Relieve himself of that Problem: because he was a very Stubborn Religious Person, even though, in our Opinion, he was Dead Wrong. Nevertheless, there are no doubt many other People who have the same Philosophy, who are headed for the same Disastrous End: because they Misinterpret what they read [reed] in the Bible, which is very Vague about this Subject. In Fact, the Bible does not even mention Masturbation, at all: because it was Understood to be a Natural Thing. Indeed, Moses himself said,

“if any Man’s Seed passes from him, he shall be Unclean until the Evening; and he shall Wash his Clothes with Clean Water, and not come into the Tabernacle of the Congregation for 7 Days.”

Therefore, even Moses Knew that it was going to Happen one way or the other, whether by a Wet Dream, or by Masturbation; and therefore, he did not say to go out and find a Tree to Hang yourself on, until you succumb to Death; but, simply to Wash yourself and your Clothing with Water, and be Unclean for a Week, which also Applied to those People who were Married: because it was also an Unclean Act to have Sex, for which a Man could be Stoned to Death, if he came into the Tabernacle of the Congregation just afterwards, if he did not simply DROP DEAD at the Entrance! Therefore, Moses Strictly Commanded the Men not to come near their Wives before they Presented themselves before the Supreme Ruler: because it would make them Unclean. See Exodus and Leviticus. Therefore, in the Strictest Sense of the Word, it is not a Sin to Masturbate oneself; but, it is a Sin to come into the Congregation just after Masturbating, within less than a Week. Therefore, someone like Earnest would have been better off to Masturbate himself, and not Suffer with the Blue Balls — which was very Painful — than to Die for a False Belief. Indeed, in his Case, he needed to Masturbate himself one or 2 times during each Day, until his Testicles shrunk down to somewhat Normal, as in the Size of a Chicken's Egg; and then do it once a Month or more after that: because he did a Lot of Suffering for an Unjust Cause.

Likewise, many People Suffer with all Kinds of Ailments, just for Believing False Doctrines — such as the Necessity for Eating Bread, Nuts, or even Flesh. Indeed, there is a Tribe of Heathen People who Sincerely Believe that they Need to Eat Human Brains in Order to Ward off Evil Spirits; and therefore, they Suffer with a certain Disease that the rest of the People of the World do not Suffer with.

Likewise, there are Ignorant People who Vainly Imagine that they Need EGGS for Breakfast, and might even DIE without them; but, we Know that no Cow Eats Eggs for Breakfast, and no Horse Eats Hamburgers for Lunch, and yet they Live in the Wilderness in Good Health for many Years. Therefore, it borders on Superstition to think that People Need to Eat Snake Eggs and Frogs, just to be Healthy. Indeed, such Beliefs come from somewhere in the Darkest Jungle, where People have about as much Understanding of the Truth as a Cockroach, or a Chair.