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These are not the Tasteless Kind of Squashes that you might Discover within some GROSS Grocery Store, nor even at the Orgimmick Grocery Store; but, these are so Flavorful that you can just Eat them Raw, or Bake them for Visiting Kings and Queens at Swangkee Castles. Indeed, I Challenge anyone to find a Better Butternut on this Earth, which can be Stored for as long as 2 Years, and still be Good. However, they need a Consistent Temperature, such as our 98% Rock Houses. See the Swangkee Brothers’ 98% Rock Houses, and Understand that we would probably not have any Produce in the Garden, if we did not OBEY the Law of Tithing, which is to GIVE AWAY 10% of it to the Poor and Needy People, and Especially to those who Teach the TRUTH, who are also Blest for doing it. Indeed, if we did not Tithe, we might even be Living within some Filthy City of Pollution and Crime, getting our Just Reward for Forsaking the Good Land that was made just to Feed us. UPDATE: The Devil finally got his Way with us, and we were Forced to Sell the Farm: beCause of not being Able to come up with the Property Tax Money. (See: The Swangkee Brothers' Million-dollar Farm Sold for only 50,000$!)

It finally got to be 10 inches in diameter, without any Bug Problem, without using any Harmful Chemicals, Pesticides, Sprays, nor anything but Love and Care by the All-Mineral Organic Method of Gardening, which I will Explain later on. Just be Patient: because it Requires Time to Persuade the Human Mind; and some Minds are so Clogged up with Grease, that they do not Function Well Enough in Order to Understand such Important Subjects, even after they are Explained! (I am referring to John Stossel’s 20/20 Report on ABC News, which helped to Inspire this Photo Gallery for Swangkee Gardening.) Notice how Healthy the Green Leaves of this Plant are.

This shows a Closer View of the Potato Plants. Notice that this Plant has NO Potato Bugs on it. In Fact, I only saw ONE Potato Bug in the entire Garden this Year, and I just Smiled at it, and let it Live: because such Bugs are no Threat to our Garden: because, if the Plants are getting Sufficient Minerals and Natural Fertilizer, they will just Naturally be Bug Resistant, just like the People who are also getting Proper Nourishment; but, not too much Nourishment: because Over-nourishment is WORSE than not Enough. Indeed, a Fat Person is Obviously Over-nourished, and is therefore a Burden to himself. Indeed, just pack a 100-pound Bag of Wheat or Flour around on your Shoulders all Day long, and Discover for yourself that it is very Burdensome to be too Fat.

It has NO Aphids on it, which is 4 feet tall, TENDER, and DELICIOUS! When the Kale is just beginning to go to Seed, the Raw Seed Heads are Delicious Delicacies for Kings and Queens at Swangkee Castles: because they are so Sweet and Flavorful. Indeed, you can easily make an entire Meal on nothing but those Seed Heads and Tender Fresh Green Onions, which will Satisfy the Belly of your Mind if you are Honest. Yes, any Honest Goat would Agree that such Delicacies are never found at any GROSS Grocery Store in this World, and certainly never Eaten by those Poor People who Live in BIG Mansions of Lust and Greed along MADiSON’S Avenue in New Yuck City. Too Bad for them; but how about yourself, O Sheep — what Good Food have you been Eating, lately?? Perhaps you think that it is more Blest to Feast at the Table of Lust and Greed with your Aunt Wretched and Uncle Miserable, who weigh about 4 times too much, who have never been Satisfied with their Food from the Time that they were Born into the House of Poverty and Shame, who had to Spice every Dish, just to get it down their Gullets? I would not Know for Sure; but, for Sure, you can Agree that NO Wild Animal SUFFERS with all of the Ailments of Mankind: because no Wild Animal COOKS anything, including Swangkee Pickles, nor does she or he even Plan for another Meal; but, they are all Contented with the Basic Necessities of Life, According to their Natural God-given Diets. Therefore, be Happy with what you Eat; but, Understand that Good Health is True Wealth, and that it is Impossible to have Good Health without at least SOME Raw Fresh Green Leaves from an All-Mineral Organic Garden, which should be thoroughly Washed in Spring Water from Alaska — which is where we get our Spring Water from: because it is less Contaminated.