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Those Peas can be Picked early during the Morning, before it gets Hot, and then be Shelled out by Hand during the Heat of the Day, while you Watch Amazing Destinations on the Travel Channel, while you sit in your Swangkee Easy Chair. However, it would be far Wiser and more Profitable for you to Study this Website, while Shelling out those Peas: because you can Feel the Peas, and Shell them without Looking at them. Indeed, you simply get yourself set up Correctly for doing such Pleasant Work, while being Entertained at the same Time. In Fact, my Brother Vern managed to Pick and Shell out 40 gallons of Peas from these 4 long Rows, while Watching Recordings of the Travel Channel on TV; and half of his Brain is missing — thanks to his Faithless X-wife, who Deserted him for a “No-fault” Divorce, and got herself into a Car Accident a Week later, and has been in Pain ever since, while during the very same Day we each got a Big Check in the Mail from our Father’s Inheritance, which we Used WISELY in Order to Build our 98% Rock Houses! Is it not Strange how that things just Happen to Work out for Good unto those who Love All that is Good? I wonder WHY?? Could it be that someone is Actually in Control of Blessings and Cursings?? I think maybe so. Indeed, we have PROOF of the Law of Compensation and Rejustification. However, Vern’s X-wife took up Chain Smoking, Coughing, Choking, Wheezing, Sneezing, and so on; and then Tried to Cover up her Ugliness with PAINT and MAKE-UP! Indeed, after getting False Teeth, False Breasts, False Hair, a False Unmarried Lover, and a False Heart — like so many other Painted Skunks from Unholywoods, Californicate — she got herself a NO-Fault Divorce, and took up Romancing at the Beer Parlor with other Skunks for her Just Reward. However, if she had been Humble and Submissive, like all Wives are Supposed to be, she could have been very Happy and very Rich; but, now she is Contracting Cancer, and who Knows what? See my Free Books, called: How GOOD was Women''s LIBERATION??, and: Should Wives OBEY their Husbands?? Perhaps it is MY FAULT, since I did not show her a Good Example of a True Saint by my own Words and Actions. Nevertheless, I do not hold anything Against her, Personally: because of any Evil Thing that she did to me, Personally; but, there is much Evidence that she RUINED my Brother Vern’s Life: because he Slaved away for her for 26 Years, being Faithful to her for all of that Time; and put the Shoes on more than 10,000 Horses, just to Feed and Clothe his Family Properly; and did an Enormous Amount of Work for them, and at last Cried himself near unto Death over her, at which Time he Finally Lost most of his Mind — until now, he can barely Remember how to follow 2 simple Instructions, such as “Take a Bucket to the Garden, and Pick some Peas.” Indeed, within a few Seconds, after getting the Bucket, he will say something like this: “Now, what was it that I was Supposed to Do with this Bucket?” And then I answer, “You were Supposed to go to the Garden, and Pick some Peas.” And then, after he gets to the Garden, he will stand there and look around for 5 or 10 Minutes, and say: “Where are the Peas?” Then I will answer, “They are right over there.” And then he will walk over there to the Peas, and stand there and look at them, and say: “Now, what did you want me to Do here?” And I will answer, “Just Pick the Peas.” And then, once he gets going, he can do quite well: because it is Routine Work. However, after he gets the Peas Picked, he might not Know what to Do with them; or, he might not even Remember where his House is: because his Memory is almost Gone; but, not concerning things that Happened during the Past, which he can Remember quite Well. Moreover, it was 105 Degrees HOT, just Today; and he Wanted to BURN some Cardboard Boxes during the Heat of the Day, with Extremely Dry Grass, with no Rain for Weeks, and with no Help to put out any Fire: because I have been Fasting. Furthermore, because I told him NOT to do it; but, to at least wait until the Cool Time of the Morning, when there is someone else here to Help, it made him all the more Determined to PROVE that he could Do it: because his Pride will not Allow him to Confess that he has anything Wrong with him, in spite of being a near Mental Invalid! Therefore, it would not matter what Kind of Food a Person has been Eating, if there are other Problems — such as an Unfaithful Wife, Pride, Contention, Arguments over almost nothing, and Poverty — a Person cannot be Truly Healthy and Happy. Moreover, that can all be Multiplied by certain Enemies, such as the Fire Ants, which I will tell about later on; and also tell you how we can get Rid of them.