You have probably heard of the recent Devastating Tornado in Lone Grove, Brokelahoma, which Killed at least 8 People, and left hundreds of others Homeless: beCause the Trailer Houses and other Wooden / Plastic Houses could not Withstand the Overwhelming Forces of NATURE! Indeed, one might think that perhaps the Town had been Hit by Bombs, which would have been no more Destructive than "the Finger of God," as one Person called the Tornado. However, I would not be so quick to Attribute something to God that was Totally the Fault of POOR Ignorant PEOPLE. In Fact, I would be AFRAID to Blame God for something that was Solely the Fault of Capitalism, which Produces all such TRASH DUMP Houses, even though no Blame was Intended by it: beCause it was merely a "Figure of Speech," in Reference to the POWER of God, which was Expressed by a Tornado that Looked like a Finger coming down from the Sky, even though I would say that a Tornado Looks more like a Giant Living Funnel that is Pouring Out the Wrath of God as it Sweeps up everything in its Path. Nevertheless, what is to be Done in the Future, in Order to PREVENT another similar Tragedy, seeing that almost all American houses are Designed for Destruction?
Well, I Propose that the Poor Homeless People of Oklahoma Change their Minds about the Method of Capitalist Construction, and Determine within their Minds that they are going to Build a New Community of TORNADO-PROOF Houses, no matter what the Cost: beCause it Actually Costs LESS to do something Right, than it does to do it WRong, and then have to Redo it; PLUS, Suffer the Consequences: beCause the Trash will not only have to be Cleaned up, and the Funerals Attended to, at an Uncountable Cost; but, New Houses of some Kind will also have to be Built, which is like Buying 2 Houses instead of 1, which is WHY that I Decided to Build a PERMANENT 98% Rock House , which is not only Tornado-proof; but, it is also Fireproof, Insurance-proof, Rot-proof, Rat-proof, Termite-proof, Hail-proof, Paint-proof, Shingle-proof, Siding-proof, Self-air-conditioned, and BEAUTIFUL: beCause of the Polished Marble-faced Walls, Onyx Floors, Agate Windows, and Native Rock Ceiling, which is 4 feet THICK, which is held up by Solid Walls that are 17 feet THICK at the Base! Therefore, the Tornado that went over our Rock Houses many Years Ago had no Negative Effects whatsoever! In Fact, I Slept right through it, and only Discovered the Missing Roof of another House 40 feet away during the next Morning, while another Neighbor's House was SPLIT in half, leaving the Bedrooms Untouched! Therefore, you could say that the Loving Hand of God's Mercy was on that House, or that "Chance" was in their Favor, even as it is most of the Time during Tornadoes: beCause God is Apparently TRYING to Teach Good Lessons to Ignorant FOOLS (as Frightening as those Lessons are), who Refuse to LISTEN and LEARN! Yes, it is a Tragic Comedy, when you Think about it: beCause there were always LOTS of Rocks for People to Work with, in Order to Build GOOD Houses. In Fact, one of the largest Rock Quarries in the Divided States of United Lies can be found in Oklahoma, just across the Border from Hackett, Arkansas. However, almost no one could AFFORD such Expensive Rocks: beCause they Belong to Capitalists, who are Maximizing their Profits by Selling them for 10 times what they Used to Sell them for when we Built our Rock Houses! Therefore, I Propose that WE, the PEOPLE, CLAIM our own Mountains of Rocks, and Harvest them at COST, which might be 20 dollars per Ton or less, as Opposed to 200$ per Ton! Nevertheless, if the Masses of People have not Suffered Long Enough, then I Pray to God that we have THOUSANDS of Tornadoes, and MILLIONS of House Fires, and Mudslides, Floods, and whatever is Required to WAKE US UP and CAUSE US to come to our Right Senses, before the Chinese Own our own Toilets, and tell us when to Wipe our Buttockses! After all, we do have hundreds of thousands of Mountains of ROCKS in this Country, which are FREE for getting them, if we CLAIM them. Moreover, instead of Taxing ourselves to Build Expensive 42-million-dollar Army Tanks, and 240-million-dollar Jet Bombers, we can Tax ourselves to Build Inexpensive 2-million-dollar Swangkee Rock Cutting Machines, and Rock Polishing Machines, and Solar-powered Electric Trains that Haul those Rocks from the Mountains in the West to Brokelahoma, Kansas, TEX-ass, and wherever GOOD Houses are Needed! Otherwise, the Suffering, Crying, Tears and Fears will Continue to Produce Sensational Snooze Reports: beCause those BAD News Reporters are NOT going to Report the GOOD NEWS that I have to Teach, which might put them OUT of Business! Indeed, you have never Heard of a Report about our Rock Houses, let alone what can be Found in my Book: Let's Build a New Community!
Sincerely, Ray Walter Swangkee