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A UFO Visits my Father and Mother

This is a True Life Story, and one worth Meditating on. Years before Airplanes even arrived anywhere near the Bull Mountains of Montana, just before my Mother, Bessie Luella Carpenter Swangkee, Conceived me in her Womb, an Unidentified Flying Object (UFO) Suddenly Appeared during the Summer of 1945, sometime around the 20th of July, while both of my Parents were Working in the Garden, and my Dad just Happened to Look up, and said: "Bessie, LOOK! QUICK!" And she saw that a large Bright Shining Machine was coming Directly at them, according to her Account to me some 17 Years later, which was still Vivid within her Mind. Indeed, she said that it Frightened them so much that both of them became as Pale as the Sheet on the Clothesline! Moreover, their Knees Suddenly became Weak, and they could Barely Stand Up! However, just before the UFO Crashed into them, it Suddenly made a 90º Turn, and zoomed off over a Hill at Tremendous Speed, and Disappeared in a Flash, leaving my Parents standing there Utterly Speechless, wondering what it was, and why it Appeared to them: because they had never Seen anything like it, nor Heard of anything like it. In Fact, that was during a Time when People would Falsely Accuse other People of being "a little Insane," if they said that they saw any Strange Things like that. Therefore, they did not say anything about it to anyone else, until my Mother told me; and my Dad Refused to Talk about it, as if he was Afraid to Confess that there might be something in this World of Wonders that is Unknown, and Needs to be Investigated. But, in his Mind, there would be no Way to Investigate it, even if People Tried to. After all, where is the Evidence?

Well, some People would say that I am the Evidence, since I am an Abnormal Person, who was somehow Influenced by that UFO, which had Strange Effects on my Parents. However, I would not Know anything about it, except that within a Day or so, I was Conceived in my Mother's Womb, and was Born 9 Months later on April 21st, being the Middle one of a Total of Seven Sons and no Sisters. Furthermore, that UFO did not Appear again to them; or, if it did, perhaps at Night, they Failed to See it. After all, none of us have any Idea how many Times that we have been Visited by UFSs, since they Travel at "Lightning Speed," you might say, and are seldom around long enough for anyone to get a Picture; or, they often Appear at Night, when Pictures are almost Impossible at a Distance. For Example, I was Living near Hanalei (pronounced Hon-u-laa), Kauai, Hawaii, in 1979, in Mango Valley, at the End of the Road, while Fasting in a Tent with Patience Long Endures, when just after Darkness had settled in, a Machine of some Kind (maybe even a United States Military Machine) made a Deep Vibrating Noise that seemed to come from some Engine that might have been a hundred times as Large and Powerful as that of a Jet Airplane Engine! I Wanted to take a Good Look at it; but, there were lots of Mosquitoes Outside of the Tent, and it was a Jungle with no Clear Paths, and we did not have a Flashlight, nor any Light of any Kind, whereby we might have seen where we were going during the Moonless Night, nor how to get back to the Tent. Therefore, we just laid there and talked about it. Moreover, a similar-sounding Machine Visited Mark Williams and Ronna Swangkee, while they were Living in the Woods of Arkansas, some 7 Years later. So, there are probably hundreds and even thousands of such Stories that never get Published: beCause of the Limited Amount of Information about such Things. After all, what is to be Reported, seeing that nothing was Seen? However, when I was 12 to 18 Years Old, Living outside of Billings, Montana, on our Dad's 640-acre Ranch, it was a Common Sight for us to Witness the Actions of those UFOs. The Problem was, they would generally be Gone before any more Witnesses could come out of the House to See them, even if I or my Brother Lyle called: "COME QUICK, UFO!" And sometimes there were 3 of them in a Row, following the Leader, you might say, and going 3 or 4 times as fast as any Jet Airplane. Therefore, no one this Side of Heaven could ever Persuade me that UFOs do not Exist. However, whatever they are doing, it is a Mystery to me, Personally, even though I have read several books about them; and therefore, it is Reasonable to Think that their Commanders are doing Strange Things, including Crossbreeding People with Aliens, since I Think that I Met one of those People one Time, who had very Abnormally Rough Skin, in spite of being only 20 Years Old. He also Wondered about it, since he was Sexually Deprived, having a Shrunken Testicle about as big as a Thimble, and the other one was Abnormally Small. However, other than that, he was a Handsome Young Man; but, the Texture of his Skin was more like Tanned Leather, as if Crossbred with some Animal, or Sub-human. At any rate, it would be nice to Know what is Actually going on during the Darkness of Night, other than in Squeaky Spring Beds, like our Parents had, who could never Hide what was going on Behind Closed Doors; but, normally only once per Year, which might Explain WHY there were seven Boys Born, and no Girls: beCAUSE the more "Horny" the Parents are, the more Quickly the Male Sperm Cells can Impregnate the Eggs: beCause of a more "Powerful" Healthy Ejaculation, whereas Couples who have Frequent Sex seem to Produce lots of Girls. Moreover, that would also Explain WHY that most First-time Babies are BOYS, instead of Girls: beCause such Couples have Refrained from having Sex for at least a Month before getting Married; and, in some Cases, it is their First Time for having Sex, which Greatly Increases the Chances for Producing Boys, which has been Proven by Medical Science to be a Fact of Life. Therefore, you could say that my Dad had Greater Knowledge than most Fathers; and therefore, he Exercised Self-discipline, and Refrained from having Sex until he Wanted it to be "most Glorious," as the Bible might put it. After all, it was Father Jacob who had 12 Sons and 1 Daughter, called Dinah. Likewise, Esau also apparently Knew that "Secret," whereby he also Produced 12 Sons! And then there was some King of Israel by the Name of Ahab, who Reproduced 70 Sons, if I Remember the Story Correctly; and then some Mean Enemy managed to Kill all of those Sons during one Day! Not a Happy Story, huh? Sounds Biblical, however. (See Second Kings 10.)

Now, there was nothing particularly "Biblical" about my Birth, since it was just a Natural Birth, which Happened in those same Bull Mountains, which are about 50 miles from BILLings. (See: The Peacock's Birthplace.) Indeed, my Brothers and I were Imprinted on and Bonded to NATURE, to Horses, Cattle, Deer, Elk, Sheep, Goats, Hogs, Chickens, Ducks, Geese, Rabbits, Owls, Hawks, Eagles, Chipmunks, Skunks, Snakes, Magpies, Sparrows, and all Kinds of Wild and Domesticated Creatures, as well as Trees, Flowers, and Vegetable Gardens, rather than being Imprinted and Bonded to City Dumps, Noisy Stinking Cars, Tractors, Trucks, Trains, Ships, and Airplanes, even though those Things have also "Grown on us," as they say, whereby we can also Relate with them; but, our Love of Nature Surpasses our Love for TRASH, Junk Foods, and Poisonous Drinks, even as it should and would for all People, if they were Born and Raised in Beautiful Planned City States, called: Swangkee Hotels, Castles, and Fortresses! Yes, what Delightful Places for the Children to be Born and Raised in, where they might Witness the Natures of many Kinds of Animals, and Understand that all such Animals were Created for Special Purposes, one of them being to Teach to us which Kind of Animals that we should Want to be more like, than others.

For Example, who would Want to be LIKE a Poisonous Untrustworthy SNAKE? Therefore, do not be like that Irreverent Snake, who Wears a Multi-colored Coat of Self-deceptions, who Strikes at the Colorful Peacock from Angel Ridge with the Poisonous Fangs of Hate and Revenge, who Changes his Hypocritical Coat from Year to Year, moving from one Misconceived False Doctrine to another one, and often Changing Churches as he goes Slithering along: beCause of being Born in the Darkness of Ignorance, in the seemingly Bottomless Pit of Massive Confusion, where his Life is Entwined with those of many other Snakes, all of whom are Greatly Deceived: beCause of having Evil Motives for False Riches, and Deceptive Ambitions, whereby they become Medical Doctors, Drug Addicts, Drug Pushers, Pharmacists, and Witch-doctors of all Kinds, besides Preachers, Professors, and School Teachers, who do not Desire to Work with their Muscles for Earning a Living: beCause they are not like Workhorses, Cattle, Bison, Water Buffaloes, Camels, Asses, Donkeys, Burros, Elephants, and other Hardworking Creatures, like Beavers, Bees, and Army Ants. Indeed, who would Want to be like some Stinking Highly Perfumed Painted SKUNK? Not I, says the Tenderhearted Sheep of the Good Shepherd. Not I, says the Humble Workhorse. Not I, says the Prudent Wombman, who Wears a Modest Dress, who Values the Adoration of an Innocent Pure Heart far more than the Adoration of Make-up, Perfume, Short Skirts, and Jewelry, whereby all such Skunks are Greatly Deceived: beCause no Amount of Expensive Jewelry and Bar Hopping can make a Person Spiritually Rich, like Mary and Martha, and those other 2 Marys, and the Mother of Jesus, who was another Mary of Sorts: because her Real Hebrew Name was Mariam, like the Sister of Moses, who all Lived for more than a hundred Years; but, not nearly as long as Fathers Abraham, Isaac, and Jacob, not to Mention Adam and Methuselah, who Lived well over 900 Years!

Now, I Hear someone, who is like a Pelican, squawk: "O Silly Peacock, do you Really Believe that Adam Lived for 930 Years in Real Time? Have you Swallowed the WHOLE Fish Story in one big Gulp, O Peabrain Peacock?" Well, O Pelican, I have Personally Seen Isaac, and therefore I Believe it. However, you may Believe whatever you like, and just Ignore whatever I might Believe: beCause, no matter what we Believe, it will not Change the Facts by even one Degree! Therefore, Fish Story or not, it is Reasonable to me: beCause, even in my Short Life, I have seen People who Lived far Longer than other People. For Example, my Brother Lyle just Happened to Die at the Ripe Old Age of 18, while George Beverly Shea is 100, and still Kicking, still Attending to his Organic Garden; howbeit, with some Help and a Cane. Nevertheless, if he had Lived a Self-disciplined Life, like the Founding Fathers did, who also Lived in a Simple Uncomplicated Unstressful Unpolluted World, Eating nothing but Sweet Fruits, Dried Fruits, Nuts, and Fresh Raw Green Leaves, he could have no doubt Lived for at least another 200 Years: beCause the Ancient Greeks Managed to do that during the Hellenistic Age; and some of them Lived for 500 Years, According to certain "Mythical" books, which I have not Proven to be WRong by any Means, nor have you: beCause it is their Words Against our Words. Moreover, I have a certain book about the People of Hunzaland, who were Living for 140 Years on Average, up until 1950, which was not Reported by the Snooze People in the Divided States of United Lies: beCause Americans are not Notorious Truth-seekers by any Means. In Fact, if such News is NOT Reported on the Major Networks, most Americans will not Believe it, even though "Riply's Believe it or not" has been Reporting Strange, almost Unbelievable Things for Decades! Therefore, I suppose that it will be up to ME to Prove it by Living for 500 Years! However, it is Hardly Possible, seeing that I had such a BAD Upbringing! Yes, my "Foundation" was Built with Mud, you might say, whereby all of us seven Swangkee Brothers were Raised in a Slaughterhouse! Yes, it was Meat-eating Time every Meal, except when our Mother saw it Necessary to Limit a Meal now and then to a single Slice of Homemade Bread with some Milk and Sugar on it for Supper, in Order to Remind us of her Great Depression Childhood, whereby most Suppers were no more than a Single Slice of Whole Wheat Bread with some Milk on it, during the Wintertime, when the Gardens were not Producing, which, in Montana, was most of the Time. However, they did have Root Cellars for Apples, Pears, Potatoes, Rutabagas, Turnips, Parsnips, Carrots, and Beets; plus Ice Houses during those Days for Cooling Off Watermelons and Cantaloups during the Summertime, and they Tried to Store up as much Food as Possible; but, the Poor Neighbors without Gardens and Orchards were Naturally Begging for something to Eat, most of the Time: beCause they were POOR! Yes, they were also Lazy, sometimes, and so Lazy that they did not even have Gardens at all, in spite of having LOTS of Land in the Great State of Montana! Yes, most of it was just an Uninhabited Wilderness; but, being Traditional Americans, who came from Cramped Cities of Confusion in Europe, they just Naturally Crammed themselves into Similar Cities of Confusion: beCause they were Naturally BONDED to them, and could not Stretch their Minds so far as to Imagine another Kind of Lifestyle, whereby they might Truly Prosper, IF they just Humbled themselves to Confess the WHOLE Truth about all such Subjects. Indeed, everyone Needs a certain Amount of Exercise, in Order to be Healthy and Happy, even as a Baby, or else they will become FAT, Depressed, Lazy, and Useless, unless they are Starving during some Great Famine; and then they are an even Greater Burden on Society. Therefore, would it not make Good Sense for everyone to have a Garden, Root Cellar, and Walk-in Cooler / Freezer, whereby they might not only get some Exercise from Growing and Storing Food; but, also get to Harvest some All-Mineral Organically-grown Food for themselves to Eat, since they all like to EAT, and Eat WELL? In Fact, it is the Main Source of Entertainment for many People in this World of Wonders, who "Live to Eat," as our Mother would say, rather than "Eat to Live." Therefore, they get Fat and UGLY and REPULSIVE to even themselves! Yes, it is Em-bare-assing, you might say; and yet they are STUCK in that Deep Dark PIT, with no Way Out, except to DENY themselves, and STOP Eating! Yes, it SOUNDS Simple Enough; but, in all Practicality, it is almost Impossible for a Fat Person to Stop Eating: beCause they have to Maintain their JOBS, and have no Rest during the Wintertime, as all of my Grandparents had for a hundred Generations: beCause of Living on the LAND that Fed and Clothed them! Yes, the Old Order Amish, Hutterites, and Mennonites know all about it, who Suffer with far less Diseases than most Americans, who have very little Crime, few Divorces, and no Desire to Live like FOOLS, who Deprive themselves of the Better Things in Life, of Beautiful Sunrises, Sunsets, Birds Singing, Fragrant Flowers Blooming, Colorful Fruit Trees, Lovable Animals like Workhorses, Mules, Cows, and Peacocks. Indeed, a Proper Farm is somewhat like a Big Natural Zoo; but, without the Crowds of People, and without all of the NOISE and Confusion, and without all of the Cages. However, few of those Farms and Ranches have Proper Buildings, which are Fireproof, Termite-proof, Hail-proof, Paint-proof, Rot-proof, Tornado-proof, Shingle-proof, Siding-proof, Insurance-proof, and Self-air-conditioned! In Fact, most Farmers and Ranchers are so Poor that they cannot even Afford to Spend a few Hours per Week on my Website, whereby they might Learn what the Solutions for their Problems are, let alone Live in $wangkee Palaces! Therefore, being Pressed Continually for TIME, they are more or less Self-inflicted WORK SLAVES, and Tax Slaves. However, if one is Born on such a Farm or Ranch, and can barely Read and Write, what can he or she Do to Improve his or her Life?

The Family Moves to BILLings

Our Dad Foreseen that we Swangkee Brothers would all no doubt Grow up to become General Idiots, if he did not Move nearer to some Public School of Fools. Indeed, I was such a Boy, a Major General Idiot, you might say, who had a Third-grade Reading Ability when I was in the Sixth Grade, in spite of Attending the Public School of Ignorant Fools for 6 Years: beCause I was Greatly BORED by such Silly Stories as "Jack and Jill," "Tip, Come Here, Tip," and "Cat or Mouse," or whatever it was — "Children's Books," they called them. "Childish books," I call them, which should be Outlawed in all Public Skqlz. After all, a Child Needs to be Challenged by something that Causes him or her to THINK and Remember, and something that is Rich Enough to MEDITATE on it, like Bible Stories, even if some of them are Fictitious, or just Exaggerated to some Degree. For Example, you might Remember reading about the Pure Gold Statue that King Nebuchadnezzar Erected in the Plain of Shinar, which was some 90 feet Tall, 10 feet Thick and 20 feet Wide, being a Collection of more Gold than was Known in the Civilized Ancient World, which just Disappeared into the Sand Dunes, or into Festus' Quicksand in "Gunsmoke," along with all of the History Books that might have Mentioned it! Indeed, it clearly states that Leaders from ALL Nations, including Brazil and Peru, of course, came to Babylon, and Bowed Down to Worship his Golden Statue. However, for some Strange Reason, none of those Leaders went back Home and Reported it to their Scribes nor Pharisees, nor to whomever might Wonder what they Saw over Yonder in Babylon! In Fact, it was not even Reported by Isaiah, Jeremiah, nor any of the other Prophets: beCause it simply did NOT Exist! Indeed, its Existence was not even Mentioned in Babylonian History, itself! But, Minor Things, such as Land Transfers, Divorces, and Weddings were Recorded in Detail! Therefore, who was Daniel Kidding? Granted, he could have been Thrown into a Lion's Den, and the 3 Hebrew Children could have been Cast Alive into the Fiery Furnace, which was "heated up seven times more," which makes you wonder HOW; but, the Chances of Coming Out of such Places is very Slender, except that: "... with God, all Things are Possible." Yes, all Things are Possible, except for God to LIE, or else he would not be God. Therefore, who was Lying to us — Red-faced Jews, or God?? Indeed, the Chances of ALL Nations being at the Great Meeting of the Worshiping Minds in Babylon, during one Lifetime, is very Slender: beCause of the Time that would be Required just to get the Orders Sent to them, and also Persuade them to Attend such a Meeting; but, the Chances of them being there from Greece, for Example, and then not even Mentioning that Enormous Gold Statue to their own People, in ALL Nations, is even more Slender by a thousand Times, since at least ONE Nation might have Recorded it! Indeed, would you not have Recorded it, if you were a Historian? Awe, you would not even Believe it: because it is Utterly Ridiculous! 

First of all, WHERE would all of that Gold have come from? And, WHERE did it all go to after that? Was it all Melted down and made into Jewish Coins, Goblets, Urns, and Temple Ornaments? Perhaps they Distributed it in the Creeks of Alaska, and in California! Yes, that would be Reasonable enough to Believe; but, only IF you are a Credulous Person, who Believes almost anything, such as Joseph Smith, Junior, Discovering so many "Plates of Gold" that they filled up 2 large Heavy-duty Wagons, which were pulled by one Horse, even up Hills and through Valleys, for a hundred Miles, and all during ONE Night! Yes, that is almost as Good of a Moronic Story as the Jaredites Crossing the Pacific Ocean with Herds of Cattle and Flocks of Sheep, and all Kinds of Animals within 7 Submarines, which were as Long as the Height of a Tree, which were Designed to ROLL OVER in the Depths of the Sea, with Cow Manure Squirting Out in every Direction, which Ancient Submarines Contained enough Food and Water for an entire Year on the Ocean! Indeed, it did not even Cross their Weak Minds that those Herds of Cattle might not Drink Sea Water, and would therefore Require upwards of a hundred million Gallons of Fresh Water, or at least the Mention of God Transforming that Salty Water into Fresh Water! And as for the Present Largest Solid Gold Statue in the World, it is some 700 Years Old, and weighs over 12,000 pounds; and it stands only 9 feet tall in a Buddhist Temple in Bangkok, Thailand; and, not far away is a Sleeping Buddha that is 150 feet long and 48 feet high, plated with Gold. So, O Pelican, I do NOT Swallow ALL Fish Stories; but, I do have the Canny Ability to TRANSFORM most of them into Reasonable Stories that all People can Accept! Yes, the Gold Statue Story was simply another DREAM that King Neb had, as well as that Fiery Furnace Ordeal; but, NOT the Lion's Den, which Happened during the Rulership of another Babylonian King, who was not quite so Dreamy-headed. (See my New MAGNIFIED Versions of the Bible and the Book of Mormon, which I call the Book of Morons, even though I must Confess that it Ranks among the Best Books in the World for Spiritual Considerations, which Saved my Life!)

Now, I Hear someone, who is like a Kentucky Cardinal, chirp: "O Peacock, why do you not tell us more about your Childhood Days in the Bull Mountains, rather than Torment us with Biblical Nonsense?" Well, O Cardinal, there are few Things that I can Remember so Long Ago, since we only Lived there for another 4 Years after I was Born. However, I do Remember a few Things, which I have Dredged up from my Memory Bank. For Example, I can Remember Playing among the Sandstone Boulders, as well as Playing with the Goats. Our Mother could especially Remember one Time when I was Running behind a little Red Wagon, which was Running Downhill, and I could hardly keep up with it. I can also Remember our Mother's Wood-burning / Coal-burning Cook Stove, where she Heated the Water for all of us to take a Bath in a large Galvanized Tub, in the same Water, each Saturday Night. Our Dad would use it first, since he did not like "Used Water." Then our Mother was next, followed by my Older Brothers, and then me, which might Explain WHY I always Hated those Community Baths in Swimming Pools, Ponds, and wherever. I much Prefer Showers. Our Mother could Remember more of what went on over there. For Example, she was Feeding the Chickens one Time, when the Billy Goat Butted her in the Rear End, in the "Trailer Hitch," and then she told our Dad about it, and he Deliberately Planned that Goat's Demise. Indeed, he made an "Appointment" with that Goat, and set up some Wood to Chop while bending over, and just as that Goat was about to Ram him in the Buttocks, he whirled himself around with the Ax, and Split that Goat's Head in Half! And that was the Last Time that Mr. Billy Goat did any Butting around there; but, it was not the End of him: beCause he was Transformed into Goat Burgers and such, being Highly Spiced, of course; and his Hide was Tanned and made into House Slippers: because nothing went to Waste in that Log Chicken House (which had been Converted into a Log House for Humans), if it were Possible to use it, including that Goat's Bones, which were Boiled and Ground up for Fertilizer in the Flower Garden. Indeed, it Works very Well. 

At any rate, there were 7 square Miles of Land to be Attended to in those Bull Mountains, and most of that was done during the Second World War, when Food was Greatly Reduced, being Rationed by the Federal Government. Therefore, about all that our Parents could get was Dried Split Peas, Flour, some Sugar, and Salt, which was Supplemented by Home-raised Pork, Beef, Chickens, and Goat Milk. Moreover, my Brother Vern did the Goat Milking, beginning at 4 Years of Age, which might Explain WHY he still Suffers with a Diarrhea of the Mind, now and then; but, he has not Written it on Paper, nor Recorded it in any Way, even though he probably has Better Stories to tell than I do: because his Life Experiences have been a little Richer: because of having to Deal with Stubborn Horses, Mules, and 6 Children, not to Mention his Rebel Wife, who left him after 26 Years of Marriage: beCause she could not Give Up Smoking, whereas, after 28 Years of Smoking, Vern did give it up: beCause of Following my Rules in "Are you Addicted to a WEED??" Therefore, I will be Inserting some of his Stories in this Diarrhea of the Mind, just for Entertainment, if nothing else: because, after his Wife left him, he Grieved himself near unto Death, which Aged him by at least 20 Years, and Caused him to Suffer for Years, even until this very Day. You can read more about that in the Gardening Photo Galleries, which contain some Humor, also, which is not really very Funny to him; but, it is to us. For Example, after he Lost his "Riit Miind," he could not Remember where the Bathroom was Located. Therefore, he got into his Daughter-in-law's Refrigerator, in the middle of the Night, and Pissed into her partly-empty one-gallon Milk Jug! I Thought that you would get a Kick out of that. I Know that I did.  Actually, it Happened beCause Vern could not Find a Light Switch to Turn On; but, there was enough Light within the Kitchen to See the White Refrigerator, which he Opened, and Discovered the Milk Jug, which seemed to be the most Reasonable Place at the Time to Deposit something of Truer Value than the Pasteurized Low-fat Devitalized Milk in the Plastic Jug, which Desperately Needed some Enriching and Natural Flavoring! Moreover, all of that Happened beCause Vern had been Playing Pool and Drinking Miller's "Heavy" Beer, all Day, which was Supposed to "Heal" him, which was WHY they took him over there: beCause I had "Driven him Insane!" — they said, even though there is much more to that Story, which I will tell, later on. Thank you for your Patience.

The Peacock goes to School

There was a One-room School House in Lockwood, where my Older Brothers went to School for "a Time and half of a Time," as the Bible puts it, which no one has ever figured out, as far as I know; and that School had all Grades within 2 Separate Rooms, which were Crowded by the Time that we Arrived in BILLings. Therefore, that Inspired the Building of a New School, which was mostly Funded by the Local Standard Oil Company, which was a New Thing Outside of Billings, and Stinking: beCause they Burned Sulfur and Propane, which was considered to be a Waste-product at that Time, which was later Burned in Motorized Gasoline Vehicles that were Converted to Propane Systems, such as our 1972 International Pickup Truck, which has more than 580,000 Miles on it, and is still Workable. However, it only gets 10 Miles per Gallon, which is not very Efficient, which is why we now use a Standard Diesel Pickup, which gets an Average of 19 to 20 MpG, and sometimes as much as 50 MpG, if the Weather is Cold enough.

My First Grade in the School of Fools was what Impressed me the Most, which Caused me to Hate it, Thank God, or else I might have "gone the Way of all of the Earth," without even Realizing what God Requires of Human Beings. Indeed, I am GLAD that I was Turned Off by it: beCause I might have otherwise been a "Normal American," which is really a very Stupid Person, when you Think about it: beCause the Average Normal American is now in Debt up to his Neck, and Lives in an Average American Firetrap Mouse-infested Cockroach Den, which is Guaranteed to come to Ruin by one Means or another: beCause all such Houses are Inventions of Satan and Sons, Incorporated. Indeed, they Require Constant Repairs and Maintenance, at Horrible Expenses, while all around us are hundreds of thousands of Mountains of Rocks, which can be Used Wisely in Order to Build Beautiful Swangkee Stone Domehomes. (Remember that "Swangkee" Means "First Class Quality.") Therefore, it is a very Sad Story to me, which would not be so Bad, if Americans would at least Confess it; but, being the Proud Deceived People that they are, how can they Confess it?