ThePeacock.com

By 

The Professor Wordcraft from
The Universal College of Superior Knowledge

This Unique Booklet is now DEDICATED to the hundreds of millions of Potential Victims of so-called “Social Security Policies,” which the Peacock calls “Social Insecurity Policies”: because the Future Security of the Tax Slaves is very BLEAK, who have put their Trust in a False Cover-up Anti-Christ Federal Government, which Wastes hundreds of Billions of Dollars on NONSENSE, while not even Providing a Reasonable Plan for Retired Old People to Live in PEACE with REASONABLE, TRUE, and RELIABLE Social SECURITY. Indeed, the Colorful Peacock from Angel Ridge has a completely Different Plan for our Social Security, which you will be Hard-pressed to find a Fault with: because it is so Reasonable and Logical, even though it is not very Popular among Lazy Sloths and Ignorant Idiots: because it Requires some Hard Work when you are about 16 to 36 Years Old, and then you can RETIRE, DEBT-FREE, within your Multi-million-dollar $wangkee Stone Domehome Complex, which consists of a Beautiful Fireproof, Termite-proof, Mouse-proof, Hail-proof, Paint-proof, Flood-damage-proof, Tornado-proof, Hurricane-proof, Rot-proof, Insurance-proof, Tax-proof, SOLID Hardened Concrete House with 3-feet-thick Walls, which are Faced with Polished Marble; PLUS large Cisterns for Water Storage, in Order to have a SECURE Supply of Clean Water; PLUS a large Homecraft Workshop for a Comfortable Place to PLAY, whenever you Feel like Doing something, which you will Feel like Doing when your Mind, Spirit, and Body is REGENERATED; PLUS Profitable $wangkee Fruit Tree Houses, which have Removable Glass- and Stainless-steel-covered Roofs, in Order to Secure those All-Mineral Organically-grown Fruit Trees from Killing Frosts, Invading Birds, Thieving Raccoons, Opossums, Skunks, Snakes, Rats, and whatever; PLUS Profitable $wangkee Greenhouses for Fresh Reliable Unpoisoned Vegetables; PLUS Walk-in Root Cellars, Coolers, Freezers, Ice Houses, and Pantries for Storing Canned Goods; PLUS Top Quality $wangkee Tools for getting it all Done PROPERLY. In other Words, with only 6 Years of Common Labor, spread out over 20 Years, you can RETIRE within your own Multi-million-dollar $wangkee Domehome Complex, which has Paint-proof Marble-faced Walls, Fireproof Granite-faced Concrete Floors, Termite-proof Concrete Walls, Mouse-proof Hail-proof Fire-proof Roofs, with Gardens or Solar-electric-collecting Panels on the Roofs; Homecraft Workshops, Sales Shops, large Cisterns for Water Storage, Solar-powered Wind-powered Electricity, and whatever each Person Needs in Order to RETIRE at HOME with True Freedom among other People of Likemindedness! In other Words, you could Honestly call it REAL Security within a Beautiful Planned City State, called a $wangkee Hotel, Castle, and Fortress, which just Happens to have more than 248 Advantages over other Cities, called Cities of Confusion! Therefore, Why Buy any more TRASH?? Yes, why be another Sucker on the Teats of that Old Capitalist Whore with the Great False Economy, when you could be Moderately RICH and Debt-free by the Time that you are only 36 Years Old? Yes, I Realize that it Sounds TOO GOOD TO BE TRUE, O Lady Doubtfulness; but the Colorful Peacock from Angel Ridge, who presently Lives in a Million-dollar 98% Rock House with Marble Walls, Onyx Floors, Agate Windows, and 120 Tons of Colorful Native Rocks in the Ceiling, Offers a ONE-MILLION-DOLLAR REWARD to anyone who can Prove his Words of Truth to be Wrong! After all, there are hundreds of thousands of Mountains of Rocks for “FREE,” which we Tax Slaves and Interest Slaves can Obtain at Cost by simply Exercising our Normally SILENT DUMBmocracy, by simply VOTING for Claiming those Mountains of Rocks for OURSELVES, as if we Understand what they are Good for, other than just Looking at them out of Airplane Windows, as we Fly Over them in our Airplanes of Speed-reading! Nevertheless, in Order to Fully Understand that Special Peacock VISION, which is found in the Head of the Peacock, and which is Revealed in his Marvelous Tale of Truth and Wisdom, you will have to Study this Entertaining Booklet, and all of his other Inspired Books, which have a Fair Amount of Peacock Humor for whomever might be Depressed by that Wicked WICKED Anti-Christ FALSE Cover-up Federal Government of BureauRATS, who have apparently never Seen those MOUNTAINS of Rocks from here to China and Chile; but behold, all Knowledgeable Scientists Agree that we will never be Able to Use Up all of those Mountains of Rocks: because more than 90% of all of the Land consists of ROCKS, which is sometimes MILES DEEP! Nevertheless, that is not to say that we would be Using up even one thousandth of them: because there is no Need for it; but there is a Great Need for Social Security.