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The Constitution for the FIRST Swangkee Lowtels, Castles, and Fortresses!

Mon, 08/17/2009 - 16:29 — thepeacock
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(A Restored Tale of Encouragement) by The White Sheep of the Good Shepherd

This is the First of a Series of Constitutions for Different Kinds of Swangkee Hotels, Castles, and Fortresses! There are Basically 7 Kinds of Swangkee Fortresses, with hundreds of Subdivisions: beCause of the Fact that there are Various Religious and Political Beliefs among Different People, who may each Maintain their own Beliefs and Doctrines, without Offending other Groups of "Believers." Therefore, this Constitution is a General Outline for the other Fortresses of the same Kind, which are Referred to as ORDERS: beCause there are many Orders for many Kinds of People. Therefore, this Book will concern the First Order of the First Swangkee Lowtels, Castles, and Fortresses.

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The First Swangkee Fasting Sanitarium

Mon, 08/17/2009 - 15:21 — thepeacock
The First Swangkee Fasting Sanitarium

It Required 2 Months of Work for my Brother Vern and I to Build this so-called "Fasting Sanitarium," with Part-time Help from 3 of Vern's Children, who Helped with Mixing the Concrete. It is basically a Screened-in Concrete Shed: because it is Open to the Weather to some Degree on all 4 Sides, under the "Awnings." Indeed, we Designed it for a Maximum Amount of Fresh Clean Air (which the next-door Neighbor made Impossible by Building 4 HUGE Hog Sheds, while another Neighbor on the other Side Built 4 HUGE "Environmentally-Friendly Oderless" Chicken Houses): beCause Fresh Clean Air is the Primary Thing that one Needs while Fasting, which is followed by Pure Water (which Drains Off from those Hog Sheds and Chicken Houses, which one can Use for Washing Down the Dust from the Graveled Road), which is more Difficult to Obtain than Fresh Air. However, in this Case, the "Sanitarium" is Located in the WRong Place, being about 100 Feet from a Graveled Road, which Causes the Sanitarium to get Dusted, now and then, from that Highway. Nevertheless, we did it for 2 of Vern's Daughters, who wanted to be near the Road: beCause they had Unconscience Subliminal Intentions of Using that Road for their Escape from the "Swangkee Madhouse."

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"O Doubtful Church of Little Faith, whom Jesus called his Sheep, how Long will you be Scattered and Lost in a World of Confusion, without a City of Refuge, whereby you are Eaten by Wolves and Lions: beCause of not being Protected by Fortified Walls of Proper Security?"

"O Faithful Church of Greater Faith, whom Jesus called his Beloved Disciples, it is now Time to Awaken from your Deep Sleep, and come to your Right Senses: beCause, without United Effort, you are Unlikely to Survive the Great Tribulation, much less Escape from it: beCause you are like Foolish Sheep who have been Scattered by Lions and Wolves, who have also made you into Tax Slaves, Usury Slaves, Insurance Slaves, and Work Slaves!" — Proverbs of the Peacock