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“If you are Lazy, it only Means that you are not Living in an Ideal Place to Live, which Inspires Ambition: beCause of being Healthy, and beCause of having an Abundance of Material, Spiritual, and Mental Resources to Work with.” source

The Constitution for the SIXTH Swangkee Hightels, Castles, and Fortresses!

Alternate Titles: 
A Tale of Ambitions by Whomever Contributes

This Book is Dedicated to the Masses of Poor People who Attempt to Live in this World of Woes, who would like to Raise their Standard of Living by many Degrees, without making Work Slaves, Tax Slaves, Usury / Interest Slaves, Car Bill Slaves, Insurance Slaves, Gas Bill Slaves, Doctor Bill Slaves, Hospital Bill Slaves, Drug Slaves, Telephone Bill Slaves, Electric Bill Slaves, Water Bill Slaves, and General Depressed Slaves of all Kinds and Colors of themselves, who are often too Ashamed to even Confess that they are nothing but SLAVES! Indeed, this Unique Book is now also Dedicated to the Billions of Future TAX SLAVES, who will be Burdened with all of the Bills to be Paid, if we do not Stop this ever-speeding Evil Capitalist / Communist / Socialist Train with its Long Boxcar-loads of Debts, and get it going in the other Direction, at High Speed, before it Runs into the Ocean of Filthiness and Drowns everyone, beginning with the Conductor! And this Inspired Book Explains HOW to do that, without making Slaves of any Kind of anyone!

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Three-inch-long Caterpillar

Three-inch-long Caterpillar

This Fat Caterpillar was Attempting to Cross our Concrete "Desert," in Search of a Good Place to Build a Cocoon. So, Vern had Mercy on her, and picked her up and put her among the Four-o'clock Flowering Bushes, before the Kittens made a Meal from her, even though it is Doubtful that they could have Tolerated the Taste of her. Please Notice the False "Eye" at the left end of the Caterpillar, which is only to Deceive the "Enemy": because the Head of this Caterpillar is actually on the right end.

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"O Children of Confusion, there are presently more than a Billion Poor People in this World of Woes, who Earn less than one Dollar per Day, who are about to be Joined by another Billion Mis-educated Idiots, if we do not Manage to Enlighten their Minds with the Words of Truth."

"O Deceived Children of the Evil Empire, it is now Time to Awaken from your Deep Slimy American Dream, before you get Branded with the Mark of the Beast, which is Satan's Solution for Solving our Massive Problems." — Proverbs of the Peacock