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Now, a Sixth Swangkee Fortress will not necessarily be in the Shape of a Hexagon: beCause of being so BIG as to not be Able to Follow a Perfect Pattern, even though the Pattern can be Followed on the other Side of a River, for Example, if such a River becomes an Obstacle. In other Words, the Fortress might "Jump" over the River, rather than Attempt to Build on Top of it. Otherwise, the River could run right through the Fortress, if it were Built that Way, and if it has some Great Advantage for doing it that Way. However, the Army Ants would Prefer to go around the River, under the River, or over the River; but, not through the River, even though it could be done: because there are not only Bridges Built in the Water; but, there are also Buildings Built over and in Rivers. So, it will be the Decision of the Architects and Engineers of Fifth Swangkee Fortresses concerning such Things, since they will be doing the Work, if it must be done. However, as an Army Ant, I would Prefer to Bypass all such Rivers, Lakes, and Mountains: because it would Require far too much Energy, while not actually Gaining much of anything. Moreover, beCause of the Roughness of the Terrain in most Places in this World, it is Better to Jump Up or Step Down by Means of Swangkee Cisterns, in Order to Level any particular Territory, if that is what is Desired, which is generally the Best Plan: beCause, if a Fortress is on the Level, it makes it much easier for Traveling around the Fortress. Therefore, let us say that there is a 100-feet Drop every Mile or so, it will be easier to Build up Cisterns, than to Move all of the Dirt and Rocks that might need to be Leveled, just to Build on Level Ground. In other Words, the Ground can be Leveled by Means of Building Cisterns of Different Heights at the Foundation of the Fortress.
Now, if the previous Information seems to be Confusing to you, just Ignore it: beCause the Architects and Engineers will easily Understand it, and Especially if they have Studied ALL of the Constitutions for Swangkee Fortresses, which are somewhat Inter-related with each other. Indeed, the Foundations for all Swangkee Fortresses will be Primarily the same: beCause all of the Fortresses must be BUILT UP, so as to not be in Danger of Floods, Mudslides, and Avalanches, anywhere on Earth. In other Words, we will not be Deliberately Building Fortresses in LOW Places that might get Flooded: beCause it will be Convenient to Build up Swangkee Cisterns in Various Heights, in Order to Level Out the Foundation, which, in this Case, will be Multiple HEXAGONS, which are 6-sided Structures, which have most of the Strength of Round Buildings; but, with the Great Advantage of having FLAT Walls, which can be Tiled, which will be done for all Sixth Swangkee Cisterns, whose Walls will be Lined with White Ceramic Tiles, or Natural Earth-colored Tiles, which will be Produced at Sixth Swangkee Fortresses, which will also Produce most of the Ceramic Tiles for ALL Swangkee Fortresses, as well as the Marble and Granite Tiles: beCause that is one of their Chief Industries, as well as making Bricks, Blocks, Ceramic Pipes, Roofing Tiles, and anything that is made from Rocks, Ceramics, Glass, and Metals. Therefore, they will Deal with Trainloads of Clay, Marble, Granite, Metals, and Tiles: beCause of the Multitudes of Swangkee Cisterns, which will be Designed to Endure the Test of Time.
Now, you might be Wondering WHY we would bother to Tile the Walls of all Swangkee Cisterns? Well, it is beCause all such Tiled Concrete Cisterns will Endure the Test of Time much Better and Longer, than if they were mere Bare Concrete Walls, which would Deteriorate. Therefore, those Concrete Cisterns must Soak in Water, for at least a few Years, just after the Concrete has been Poured, until it is Hardened / Cured to a certain Degree; and then the Water must be Pumped Out, and then the Walls must be Cleaned and Tiled, which will Require lots of Common Skilled Labor, which is Worth 60$ per Hour. Therefore, just as soon as those Cisterns are Ready to Tile, there will be lots of Work for the Seven Great Swangkee Armies of Working Soldiers! Yes, after a Cistern has been Emptied by Means of a Large Swangkee Water Pump, and Cleaned by Means of a Swangkee Cleaning Machine (which will be a very High Pressured Steam Cleaner, if it is Required to get those Walls Perfectly Clean), about a hundred Working Soldiers will enter into the Cistern with their Special Tools and Tiles for Tiling those Walls, quickly and efficiently, so that one Cistern is Finished during just one 8-hour Day, or less, by 100 Soldiers, while Fresh Air will be Pumped into it, while Bad Air will be Exhausted from it through the Entrance, which is Connected with a large Tunnel, whose Walls will also be Tiled at some Time during the Future, and in Various Patterns: beCause of Wanting Beautiful Faced Tombs: beCause there will be Tombs Built into all of those Tunnels, so that the Ends of the Graves will Face the Tunnels; and those Faces will have Baked Tiles Covering them with the Information that pertains to the Persons within the Tombs, which will also have Copies of that same Information within the Sealed Tombs. Therefore, those Tile Setters, who are Installing Tiles within those Cisterns, will get to Practice doing it, so that they are Professional Tile Setters by the Time that they get all of those Cisterns Tiled; and then they will be Ready to Install the Marble Tiles on Upper Tunnels that are used for Traveling, and on Hexagon Walls within the Fortress Homes and Workshops. Therefore, by the Time that they get around to Tiling the Walls within a Sixth Swangkee Castle, they will be very Professional and Precise Workers, whose Tiles will STICK Tightly for thousands of Years! Yes, the Scientists who Work with the Mortar for Tiling the Walls will also have to Discover just Exactly what makes such Good Mortar, and Guarantee it to STICK: beCause, if it Fails, they will have to Redo such Walls with New Tiles, and at their own Expense for everything: beCause that will be their Punishment! After all, there are Ancient Ceramic Tiles that are still Sticking to Walls, as well as Marble and Granite Tiles. Therefore, whatever makes the Best Mortar is what we will Use at all Swangkee Fortresses, after it is Proven. Moreover, the Inspired Words of Ray Walter Swangkee will be Written on Ceramic Tiles that will be Installed on the Walls of those Swangkee Tunnels that are used for Pedestrians, in Order to Preserve the Words for Future Generations of Wise People, who may Study them Carefully for themselves, for Inspiration. For Example, a certain Swangkee Fortress may Copy several Books, of their Choice from a Swangkee Truth-brary; but, they must also Copy at least one Different Book per Fortress, onto Tiles that will be Baked, until all of the Swangkee Literature has been Copied several Times. Moreover, certain Domehomes or Workshops may be Dedicated to certain Books, which may be Engraved in Granite on the Walls. For Example, the Court House of a Sixth Swangkee Fortress could have its Walls Engraved with What is the Punishment for Unjust Judges?? Yes, that will Help them to be more Just. Likewise, all Bank Buildings should have Books Engraved on their Walls that concern Money, such as: Can Bankers be Trusted??, and The History of Money! Likewise, all Swangkee Hospitals must have Can Medical Doctors be Trusted??, Engraved on the Walls of their Waiting Rooms, as well as other Books that Relate with Health, such as: What Makes People SICK?? Likewise, all Prisons must have Related Books Engraved on their Stone Walls, such as: What Produces Criminals??, and: How GOOD are Prisons?? Likewise, Real Estate Offices must have The IDEAL Place to Live!, Engraved on their Walls. Likewise, Government Offices must have Related Books Engraved on their Walls, as Eternal Reminders of what is Riit and WRong. Moreover, Churches should have: Which Church is the Right Church??, and so on. Indeed, all such Books will Remind them of what is Right, which should be Inscribed in Swangkee Phonetic English: beCause it will Help People to Learn it as they Attempt to Read it. However, if the Peacock does not get all of his own Books Translated into "Funetik Ingglish," himself, there is little chance that his Books will be Translated "Kurektlee." And then there is the Problem of Copying them "KOOR-rekt-lee," without making millions of Mistakes. Therefore, there will have to be Proof-readers of all such Engravings and Tiles with Proverbs, Sayings, or whatever, which have been Printed on the Tiles and Baked into them, which Tiles could be 2 feet high and 4 feet long, with smaller Tiles set around them, so as to Draw Attention to the Tiles with the Best Sayings Baked onto them, all of which will Require much Artistic Work by Calligraphers and Artists.
Now, for the most part, the Sixth Swangkee Fortresses will be nothing but Large Swangkee Palaces on the Outsides of the Terraces, while the Insides of the Fortresses will be for Assembly Lines for Factories, which will Mass-produce such Things as Ceramic Tiles, Cookware, Small Hand Tools, Screws, Screwdrivers, Bolts, Wrenches, Nuts, Switches, Valves, Pipes, and all such Hardware, plus Electrical Appliances of all Kinds, Outdoor Furniture, Swangkee Electric Cars, Camper Vans, Deluxe Buses, Small Trains, Comfortable Trolly Cars, Bicycles, Tricycles, Quadrupeds, and other Electric Vehicles that are Assisted by Peddle-power: beCause Swangkee Fortress Highways will be Level, which will make it easy to Peddle any Kind of Bike or Car, while also getting some much-needed Exercise. Moreover, there will be Highways for Electric Cars, Vans, Buses, and Trucks; plus other Highways for Peddle-powered Vehicles, and Animal-powered Vehicles, all of whom will have Plenty of Space: beCause they will be Wide Public Covered Highways with Arcaded Windows, which look outward into the Fortress, for a Pleasant View. Moreover, the Great Advantage for using a Peddle-powered Vehicle is the Fact that you will be Able to Drive it into an Electric Elevator, and easily and quickly get up or down to a Different Terrace Level, while someone in an Electric Car, Van, Bus, or Truck will have only one Covered Highway to Drive on, within each Terrace, somewhere within a Middle Terrace at most Fourth and Fifth Swangkee Fortresses, and also in Underground Tunnels on each Terrace Level of a Sixth Swangkee Fortress. In other Words, some Fortresses will have only ONE Covered Highway with a Good View, while larger Fortresses will have MANY Covered Highways that will be within Tunnels. Moreover, some Swangkee Fortresses will have only 2 or 3 Different Kinds of Transportation, other than Walking. For Example, some will Judge that only Bicycles and Peddle-powered Vehicles are Necessary for Young People, and Electric Trolly Cars are Good for Old People; while other Fortresses will Judge that only Swangkee Electric Vehicles are Necessary, and all of those will run on Tracks, or otherwise be Controlled by Computer Systems: so that there are no Accidents, nor the Possibility for any Accidents; while other Leaders of Swangkee Fortresses will Judge that only Bicycles, Tricycles, Quadrupeds, and Horses are Permissible; while others will Judge that any Animals are Appropriate for them, along with any Kind of Wagon, Cart, Coach, or whatever anyone Wants to Invent; while other Fortresses will Determine that only certain Terraces can even Use Bicycles, Tricycles, etc. In other Words, there will be Various Means of Transportation at Swangkee Fortresses; but, since they are all on the Level, my Favorite one will be where everyone WALKS with a Cart, Wheelbarrow, or little Wagon: beCause I like to go Slow and Meet with other People. However, if it becomes Necessary to Travel to the other Side or End of a Swangkee Fortress, that is Time to get yourself and your Cart or Wagon onto a Spacious Swangkee Electric Train. Otherwise, a Young Person could get on his Bicycle, and "Buz" along within some One-way Tunnel for Bicycles, only. However, the Peacock says that it would become too Boring and Impersonal: beCause a Major Part of Life is Meeting and Greeting other People, which is Extremely Difficult to do while Speeding along through some Bicycle Tunnel. Nevertheless, I Contend that there will be Plenty of Time to Meet and Greet other People after one gets to his or her Destination. After all, who has ever made Friends with anyone while Riding in a Subway Train? Therefore, the Single-file Ant Parade is a Better, more Civilized Way to Travel, in my Honest Opinion. Indeed, too many People in one Place often becomes an Uncivilized CROWD, which is not Inviting Close Friendships at all, whereby us Ants Kiss one another as we Pass by; but, it is perhaps Inviting another Orgy of some Kind with Strangers. In Fact, I cannot Recall making so much as one Friend during my entire Life from among a Crowd of People, who just Naturally Mistrust almost everyone within such a Crowd, even if they do have something in Common. Indeed, it is somewhat like Attempting to make Friends with someone on the Streets of New Yuck City, at Rush Hour! Almost no one will ever Stop to Talk, let alone make Friends with you: beCause they are Afraid that you might Want something from them; but, their Friendship is already Spread Out so thin among so many People, that there is none left to Share with you. However, if you Meet some Poor Lonesome Farm Family, for Example, their Hearts will be Filled with Friendliness, Patience, and Love: beCause a Person's Mind gets Filled with Thoughts that have to be Unloaded into someone's Ears, now and then, or else that Person will go Crazy! Therefore, the most likely Place for one to go Crazy is within some City of Confusion, where everyone's Ears are already Filled, and almost no one Wants to Listen to anything! Therefore, an Open Ear can get a Big Audience in Short Order, IF they Realize that such an Ear is Available to Listen to them, which it seldom is. However, without Starting a Civilized Conversation, how can a Person Discover who has an Open Ear?
So, just Exactly what is the IDEAL Plan for Transportation within a Swangkee Fortress? Well, that would all Depend on whom you might be Talking with: beCause each Person has his or her own Honest Opinion, and few of them Agree: beCause there are so many Options and Combinations. For Example, if one were Wanting to go Hunting on the Outside of some Fortress, he or she might Want to Ride a Horse, or get into a 4-wheel-drive Pickup, or whatever; but, few People would opt for taking a Train of any Kind for going Hunting: beCause then they would be Guaranteed to do a lot of Walking and Backpacking: beCause the Train could not go everywhere. However, that same Hunter might not have any Desire to Care for a Horse, when he or she is NOT Hunting, nor just Riding; but, such a Person would Naturally Expect someone else to Care for the Horse, and at no Cost! However, in the Real World, we cannot "have our Cake, and Eat it, too," as they say. Therefore, we have to Accept Personal Responsibility for the Things that we Say and Do. Therefore, if we Say that we Want Public Transportation, we have to be Willing to Pay the Price for it, in one Way or another: beCause all such Trains and Buses are not going to just Automatically Produce themselves, Maintain themselves, and Replace themselves when they Wear Out.
Now, the ANT Plan is for each Ant to Bear his or her own Burden, until the Burden becomes too Big to Bear; and then we all Work Together on it, by United Effort: beCause "Many Hands make Light Work," as the Chinese say. However, I Suggest that having very few Desires makes very little Work to be done. Therefore, the less that we Desire, the more Happy that we can be: beCause we are not Forced to Work so much for ourselves. However, when there are Machines that can do the Work of millions of People, it only makes Good Sense to Use those Machines for our own Gain; but, NOT if those Machines are Destroying our Good Health and True Happiness, as in the Case of Coal-powered ElecTRICK Power Plants, which are Polluting the Earth with Mercury and other Abominations that Cause Cancers, Asthma, and whatever. Therefore, whatever we do, the End Results must be GOOD, or else our Work was all in Vain, which is an Elementary Truth that all Children should easily Understand; but, there are many so-called "Adults" who have yet to get the Message, who are only Interested in their own Personal Selfish Gain, who have little Love for their Children and Great Grandchildren. Indeed, they Want all of the Luxuries of Life, while also having the Benefits of the Garden of Eden, which is an Impossibility for most People: beCause there are Limited Natural Resources. However, there is no Lack of Mountains of Rocks in this World of Wonders, which we can Use Wisely, without Polluting the entire Earth, while making it Possible for the Masses of People to become Moderately Rich, just by their Labors, alone. Therefore, it is my Suggestion that we Use Swangkee Electric Trains for Transporting those Building Rocks from the Mountains to wherever we Need them, and thereby Produce Beautiful Planned Cities, which have Small Electric Trains that run in Underground Tunnels within each Terrace of the Fortress. Therefore, if there are 6 Terraces, there should be 6 Fast-moving Trains and 6 Slow-moving Trains; and 3 of each of them should run one Way, and the other 3 in the other Way, having Electric Swangkee Elevators between the Terraces, which can Transport the Passengers to any Terrace Level that they Want to go to, where they can get onto a Fast-moving Train, or a Slow-moving Train. For Example, if they are Traveling for a Long Distance, they should get onto a Fast-moving Train, which Travels from one Major Point to another, making a Stop every 10 Miles or so; but, the Slow-moving Trains would Stop every Mile or so. However, that still presents the Problem of having to Walk to and from some Train Station or Bus Stop. Moreover, if there are Electric Shuttle Buses, they must Stop and Start at every Stop, which is very Energy-consuming: beCause a Vehicle will just Naturally Roll Along, once it gets going; but, if it has to Stop, most of the Energy is Wasted while getting Going, again, and again, all Day long! For Example, if you get onto a Bicycle, and you get yourself Going, it is easy to Maintain your Speed, on the Level: beCause Inertia is keeping you Going; but, if you have to Stop every 100 feet or so, and Start up again, you are going to Wear Out your Strength and Energy. Likewise, the Energy that is Required to Start up a Long Train is simply Wasted, if it must Stop and Start every Mile. Moreover, this is an Old Problem that all Cities of Confusion have Suffered with since Cities were Built: beCause of the SIZE of them!
Therefore, it is an Obvious Thing that SMALL, First, Second, Third, and Fourth Swangkee Lowtels, Castles, and Fortresses have a HUGE Advantage over Fifth and Sixth Hightels, Castles, and Fortresses: beCause those Lowtels are SMALL, and the Castles are easy to Walk to, while the Fortresses are only 5 to 6 Minutes away from the Castles on a Bicycle! Therefore, anyone can get to Church, for Example, within less than 10 Minutes on a Bicycle, even if they Live in the Remotest Part of the Fourth Swangkee Fortress, if they can Travel at 15 MpH in a Swangkee Tunnel. However, an Old Person can Live Closer to the Church, or else be Wheeled to it by some Younger Person who Drives a Peddle-powered "Taxi," which the Chinese call a Rickshaw, when it is Pulled by Hand, which might Haul 2 to 4 Passengers. However, at a Sixth Swangkee Fortress, each of the 6 Sides of the Fortress will be like its own Planned City, whereby no one will have to Travel very far in order to Obtain whatever Things that they Need. However, if they Want to Attend some Special Meeting at the Sixth Swangkee Castle, they can simply Ride a Train to a Train Station within the Fortress, and get onto a Train that is going to that Swangkee Castle, which might Run every 10 to 20 Minutes: beCause of being a High-speed Train, which Plunges Down a Track like a Roller-coaster, just to get going at a High Speed, and also takes the Train UNDER the Lowest Terraces, and Carries it up to a High Stop within the Sixth Swangkee Castle, within a High Terrace, so that it can Reverse itself for Returning to the Place where it came from, using the same Method for Starting and Stopping, which will Save much Energy, while Greatly Speeding up the Train: beCause it might Drop Down as much as one half Mile on a 60º Slope, just to get going at 300 MpH, while it "Zips" across the Space between the Fortress and the Castle, which might be 60 Miles or more, Depending on the Design for such a City. Yes, such a Train uses the Weight of the Train and its Passengers in Order to Speed it up and Slow it down. Therefore, if there are not Enough Passengers, such a Train may Automatically take on Extra Weights of Lead, Iron, Rocks, or whatever, just to make Sure that it has Enough Speed when it gets going. Moreover, the "Take Off" would probably be Uncomfortable to most Old People, while being a Big Thrill to most Young People: beCause of being like a Roller-coaster, except that all such Trains will have Comfortable Swangkee Easy Chairs for the Passengers to Sit in while taking such Rides, which Chairs will just Automatically Lean Back when the Train Starts up, and Straighten up when the Train Levels itself out. In other words, the Passengers will have a Comfortable Ride, if they are in Chairs with their Seat Belts on. Moreover, even if some Drunkard or Glutton does not get him or herself into a Seat, he or she cannot get Killed within such a Padded Train: beCause it will be Designed for them to Survive. Moreover, it will be Possible to Hang onto Overhead Rails, Straps, and Handholds in the Tops of the Backs of the Easy Chairs, which can be used for Navigating from one Chair to another one. Therefore, if someone gets him or herself into such a Rail Car, he or she will Arrive at the Destination, even if he or she is a bit Shaken up from it. After all, a Sixth Swangkee Fortress is Designed for all Kinds of People, including Crazy ones who must be Baby-seated!
Now, I said that most of the Sixth Swangkee Fortresses will be made of Endless $wangkee Palaces: beCause practically everyone will Want to Live within a Swangkee Palace: beCause of their Beauty, if nothing else; but, probably mostly beCause of having all of the Necessities of Life, as well as the Luxuries of Life, provided "FREE of Charge"! Yes, all of those Things will Belong to the New RIGHTEOUS One-World GovernMint: beCause no one within a Sixth Swangkee Fortress will have any Great Interest in Owning a Swangkee Palace, which might have as many as 600 Rooms within ONE Grand Palace! Therefore, you can easily Understand the Impracticality of OWNING such a Palace, which might have a Fruit Tree House that is a Mile Long and 600 feet Wide, having a Removable Insulated Steel Roof, which Covers a Hail-proof Removable Glass Roof, which Roofs Rest on Railroad Tracks: so that such Roofs can easily be Removed each Morning, and Replaced each Night, unless there is a Dangerous Storm coming up during the Daytime, at which Time all such Heavy Roofs will be Closed and Locked into Place: beCause they are also Tornado Resistant. Therefore, until we get such a Palace Built, you will just have to use your own Great Imagination in Order to Visualize what such a Place might Look like. After all, I am not Able to Draw any Proper Pictures of it: beCause I am not an Artist. However, I might be Able to make some Crude Drawings.
Now, as little "Ants," we do not Require 40-room Mansions for one little Family; but, we do Require Spacious Living Rooms, Comfortable Bedrooms, Neat Kitchens, Clean Bathrooms, and Swangkee Palaces with Fruit Tree Houses, which Palaces will have the very Best Barbecuing Equipment, for Example, which everyone can Share, along with an Indoor Swimming Pool, adjoining Gymnasium, Sauna Bath, Swangkee Shower House, Entertainment Center, Discotheque, Bar, Pool Hall, Walk-in Cooler / Freezer, Community Kitchen with all Kinds of Special Cooking Tools, Movie Theater, Huge Flat-screen TV, Library / Truth-brary, Grocery Store, Liquor Store, Laundry Room, Garden Seed Store (where Unused Seeds are Returned by the Gardeners, and Replaced by the Shopkeeper), Tool Store (where anyone may Borrow any Tool for one Day at a Time), Sewing Dome with the Best of Sewing Machines, Woodworking Shop with the Best of Woodworking Tools, Machine Shop with the Best Swangkee Tools, plus many other Shops for Crafty People to Play in, including Science Labs, a Proper Bakery, Beauty Parlor for Romanic Couples, and Jewelry Shop (where anyone may Borrow whatever Jewelry that they Want for a Day or 2), plus Clothing Shops (where anyone may Borrow an Expensive Suit, Dress, Mink Coat, or whatever, for a Day or 2, and Return it in Good Condition), and all for FREE: beCause it is Provided by the Swangkee Associations of Working Soldiers, who Believe that it is Possible for 600 People to SHARE all such Tools and Equipment, rather than each Family Attempting to Earn enough Money for Buying all such Things. In other Words, why should each Family Buy a Ceramic Barbecue Grill for 1,200$, for Example, and use it perhaps only once or twice per Year, when it is Possible for 200 Families to Share such Tools? Indeed, if they are having a Community Barbecue for ALL of them, they can simply Borrow some more of those Ceramic Grills from other Swangkee Palaces: beCause they will be on Wheels. However, if those People just Happen to LOVE all such Barbecued Meats and whatever, they can Obtain more of them without Buying them: beCause the Sixth Swangkee Fortresses will Mass-produce whatever is Needed within all Sixth Swangkee Fortresses, and also make such Things Top Quality: so that they have the very Best of everything within their $wangkee Palaces! For Example, if a Romantic Couple Wants Silverware on their Dining Room Table, for their Wedding Celebrations, such Silverware will be Available for FREE within their Swangkee Palace, as well as in all other Swangkee Palaces: beCause 200 Families can Afford one Set of Silverware, which can be Shared with other Members of the Fortress, if more are Needed at some Grand Wedding; but, just one Poor Person could NOT Afford it, even as he or she could not Afford to Buy an Electric Swangkee Rolls Royce Car; but, anyone may go for a Ride in such a Car at a Sixth Swangkee Fortress, and even go on a Swangkee Vacation, now and then, with such a Car: beCause 200 Families can easily Afford to Buy one. However, rather than Buy anything at a Sixth Swangkee Fortress, we will simply Mass-produce whatever is Needed; but, we will not make 200 Electric Swangkee Mercedes-Benz Cars for only 200 Families, when only one or 2 will Satisfy them who are within a single Palace: beCause they can Borrow more Cars from other Palaces, if they Need them. Moreover, they may all Think of themselves as being the Proud Owners of all such Palaces and Tools: beCause they will be the Actual Owners! Yes, they will be Using all such Palaces and Tools for a Lifetime, just like any other Owner; but, they will have the Great Advantage of not having to Personally BUY all such Tools, which they could never Afford, anyway, unless they should Rob some other People of their Hard-earned Money, even as Present-day Capitalists do it, unto their own Great Shame: beCause it is so SELFISH, as if a Tool or House were a Spouse.
Now, you could say that we are Hateful Communists, who have made Slaves of everyone; but, you would be Dead WRong: beCause no one will be Forced to Join us, nor even have to be Invited to Join us: beCause, once they See one of our Swangkee Palaces, and how Happy everyone is within it, they will just Naturally Want to JOIN US! Yes, just Visualize yourself being a Poor Homeless Person, who has been Living Under a Capitalist Bridge along the "Freeway," who Collects Insipid Food from Garbage Dumps: beCause of Losing your Capitalist Slave-labor Job; and behold, you come into a Swangkee Palace at a Sixth Swangkee Fortress, and Discover to your Utter Amazement that you can Move right into that Palace, yourself, with your entire Family, and also Share all of those Luxuries, for "FREE," but, only IF you are Willing to do 6 Hours of Common Labor per Day, or the Equivalent thereof, for 6 Days per Week. In other words, if you Want to Work for only 4 Days, you can Work for 36 Hours during those 4 Days, which would be an Average of 9 Hours per Day. However, if you Want more Time Off, you may Work for only 5 Hours per Day by doing Hard Skilled Labor, which is Equal to 8 Hours of Common Unskilled Labor, such as Hoeing Weeds in a Garden, Washing Dishes, and Sweeping Floors. (See: A List of Swangkee Wages, for a more Complete List of Different Kinds of Work and Wages. However, you must Understand that at such a Sixth Swangkee Fortress there will be NO Wages Paid: beCause of the Great Advantages of NOT Paying Wages to anyone, so that such Filthy Money is not Handled, at all!)
Therefore, that same Principle is Expanded into other Unique Conditions at Sixth Swangkee Fortresses. For Example, no one will have to Buy any Insurance for Medical Care: beCause the Cost of all Medical Tools, Beds, Rooms, and Medicines will be Covered by all of the People, who will Share the Expenses. Moreover, the Medical Doctors will also Share their Time and Labor: beCause they will also be Living within Swangkee Palaces, along with Dentists, Lawyers, Politicians, Scientists, Teachers, Professors, and whomever is Educated enough to Know that the Vast Majority of the People within this World of Woes could never Afford to Live in such Palaces, even though they are Worthy of it: beCause all of the People are Worthy of the same "Wages" for the same Manual Services, which "Wages" will be the Pleasure of Living within a Swangkee Palace! Therefore, all Expenses will be Shared by everyone, who can Freely Move to another Sixth Swangkee Fortress, if they do not LOVE the one that they are in. Yes, they may Move for Free for at least 3 Times; but, only after they have Studied the Constitutions for other Swangkee Fortresses. After all, they might be Trying to Force themselves to Live where they do not Properly Fit in.
Now, I Hear someone, who is like an Elephant, trumpet: "O Army Ant, I am Curious as to HOW you 600 Army Ants will Share the half dozen Mangos that are Produced in your Inefficient Fruit Tree House: beCause of not having Enough Sunlight?" Well, O Half-blind Elephant, once those 60 Mango Trees are Mature, there is a Good Chance that they will have as many as 600,000 Mangos; and therefore, we will have some Extra Mangos to Sell to the Members of the Fifth Swangkee Fortresses, or even to the Members of the Seventh Swangkee Fortresses, who will be Happy to Pay Top Prices for them: beCause their Fruit Trees will not be Protected by Fortress Walls and a Glass Roof. Indeed, if we do not have lots of Mangos, there is a Good Chance that no one else will have any Mangos, if they are Outside of a Swangkee Fortress. Moreover, you do not have to Worry about our Mangos not getting Enough Sunlight: beCause, being in more Northern Climates, they will just Naturally get MORE Sunlight than Mangos in the Tropics: beCause there are more Hours of Sunlight during the Growing Season in the North. Therefore, we can Expect those Mangos to be Sweeter and more Fragrant than Southern Mangos. However, it remains to be Proven: beCause no Sixth Swangkee Fortress has been Built. Furthermore, if we do get any Money from Selling Mangos to Outsiders, we may use that Money for Buying Special Tools, Gas, or whatever we Need from the Outside World.