Random Peacock Quote

“It is NOT Right for the Hog with the Biggest Teeth to get the Most Wealth, even if that Hog Imagines that he has the Right: because the People who are like Chickens and Ducks also need to Live in a Prosperous State of Moderate Wealth.” source

Chapter 5 — Questions and Answers

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Now, there are Naturally many Questions that have yet to be Answered, and this Chapter could hardly Contain ALL of the Questions and Answers, without being a Mile Long, which would only Turn Off most People, who would not have the Patience nor the Time to read all such Questions and Answers, much less Discuss them with their Friends and Relatives. Indeed, you will probably also Think of Questions that should be Answered within this Book, which can be Addressed to The PEACOCK. (See the Link to: "Contact the Peacock," at the Top of the Page.) However, your Questions might already be Answered within other Swangkee Literature, which you can Discover by Clicking on the above Link.

Now, I Hear someone, who is like a Spotted Workhorse, whinny: "O Army Ant, I am Wondering just WHY that you People would go to so much Trouble to Build Sixth Swangkee Fortresses that you do not even Intend to OWN? Indeed, if you were to Actually Work for $wangkee Wages, you could Possibly Own at least a Swangkee Stone Domehome! Therefore, I Hate to Discourage you any; but, it looks to me as if you are little more than SLAVES of some Evil Empire!" Well, O Spotted Workhorse, it Appears to US Army Ants that you are little more than a Slave of some Deceptive Empire, which has Actually Persuaded you that you OWN something, when, in Fact, you are only BORROWING it, or USING it while you Live. Moreover, rather than Own Good Quality Tools, like us Army Ants Own, you are Greatly Deprived of most of those Tools, and Certainly Deprived of our Swangkee Palaces! Yes, you are so Deprived that we Pity you: beCause you could not Possibly have even one hundredth of the Pleasures that us Army Ants have: beCause of Sharing our Labors and Things with each other. Indeed, we could Live with a lot less, and even Deny ourselves of any Sensual Pleasures, just to Help other Poor Ants, if we Wanted to; but, behold, not everyone has the Spirit of the Colorful Peacock from Angel Ridge, who would be Happy to just have a Fair Share of the Sweet Fruits that might be Grown in a Swangkee Fruit Tree House, as Opposed to Visiting some GROSS Grocery Store with the HOPE of Discovering something Good to Eat and Drink. Moreover, he has no Interest in those Vain Things that might be within our Sixth Swangkee Palaces; and therefore, he will have to Live within some other Swangkee Fortress, where the People are not so Vain. After all, there will be thousands to Choose from!

Now, I Hear someone, who is like a Red Cow with a Black Face, moo: "O Army Ant, I am Afraid that after we get all such Swangkee Palaces Built, there will be some Evil Person who will take it all Away from US! So, how are we going to Prevent that from Happening?" Well, O Cow, the whole Reason for Living within a FORTRESS is to have Security or Protection: beCause any other Plan would be Insane. Indeed, no one should be Able to Lose his nor her Labor, no matter how much nor how little it might be, which is WHY we will Try to keep a Record of everyone's Labor, even as Burdensome as that might be, UNLESS they Prefer to Trust us. After all, if someone had to Rent a Swangkee Palace for even ONE Day, it would Cost several thousand Dollars, if not a million Dollars! Therefore, we will Build Special Swangkee Palaces just for Renting them to Rich People, which will be Small Palaces when Compared with those Grand Swangkee Palaces, which might be a Mile Long. Moreover, the Extra Money that is Gained by Renting such Palaces will be Used as INSURANCE for Paying Off any Person who Sincerely Believes that he or she has been Robbed at any Sixth Swangkee Fortress: beCause of not being Paid with Money. Meanwhile, that Insurance Money may be Used for Building more Palaces to Rent to Rich People from other Swangkee Fortresses, or to Outsiders who come to Visit us, who may also Invite their Friends and Relatives, in Order to Share the Expenses and the Pleasures of it: beCause no Place on this Earth will be Able to Compete with Sixth Swangkee Palaces, which can be Visited by Outside Visitors for a certain Price, such as 2$ per Palace per Person: beCause we will have thousands of Palaces for them to Visit, and all of them will be Unique! Yes, People will come from all around the World, just to See the Beauty of those Palaces, and to Eat the Delicious Foods that will be Served within them for a Price. Therefore, it will Pay for us Army Ants to be very Friendly and Helpful, which will make us Better Characters.

Now, I Hear the Peacock say, "O Army Ant, if you are putting on a Mask of Pretended Friendliness, in Order to get more Money from Visitors, you are hardly being True to your own Nature: beCause you are Acting like a Normal Capitalist, who is Basically just a Deceptive Hypocrite, who merely Claims to Love his Neighbor as much as he Loves himself! Therefore, if those were my Palaces, I would not Rent them to anyone, nor Sell any 2$ Tickets to Visitors, who merely Walk through them, who might not even See one hundredth of all that is to be Seen; but, I would simply Invite those Visitors to take Advantage of my Hospitality, which would be like Laying up Treasures in Heavenly Places, whereby I might be Rewarded by being Born in a far more Beautiful World." Well, O Peacock, you just Happen to have more Faith than us Army Ants, which is Okay with US; but, you can Understand WHY we must have some Insurance: beCause there will be X-amount of Weak-minded People who will Imagine that we have Cheated them, or taken Advantage of them, who will also Demand some Pay for whatever they have done when they get Angry with us for no Good Reason, and Decide to LEAVE. Yes, they will simply be Cheating themselves, as you well Know: beCause of Departing from True and Faithful Friends, who have no Selfish Motives. After all, everyone who Stays with us will get to Enjoy all of our Luxuries, while those who Leave will be Depriving themselves of those Luxuries, and might even end up in some Seventh Swangkee Fortress, which is a Normal City of Confusion, which has no Protection from Criminals, at all. Indeed, what Kind of Security do they now have? The Fact is this, their entire City of Confusion could easily BURN UP during one Awful Night! Yes, you might Remember what Happened to San Francisco during the early 1900's, when an Earthquake Sparked Broken Gas Lines, and made a Living Hell for all of them! However, no such Thing could ever Happen at a Swangkee Fortress of any Kind: beCause they are all Fireproof. Moreover, if there are any Gas Lines, they will be very Short, being Attached to Small Gas Tanks that are Secured to the Backsides of the Walls of the Kitchens: beCause there is no Need for Accepting any Unnecessary Chances. Moreover, there will be some Trustworthy Person who will be in Charge of Placing those Tanks within Secure Rooms that are Especially Designed for them, even if they should Explode for some Unknown Reason. Therefore, those Tanks will be Locked up. However, most Kitchens will be Powered by Electricity, and the Wires will be run through Electric Conduit Pipes, so that they can be Replaced, if Necessary.

Now, I Hear someone, who is like a Mouse, squeak: "O Army Ant, what will Happen if some other Army Ants decide to Attack your Sixth Swangkee Fortress, in Order to Capture your Palaces — how will you Defend yourselves?" Well, O Mouse, that would only be a Problem if there were no New Righteous One-World GovernMint, which has an Unlimited Amount of NEW Money for Using it Wisely, in Order to HIRE whomever is Willing and Able to Learn and Work, in Order to Help other Working Soldiers to Build their own Swangkee Palaces! Therefore, if any Ants were so Ambitious as to make Weapons for going to War, why would they not also be Ambitious Enough to Build their own Fortresses, and make them even Better than ours? Indeed, it will only be Laziness and Craziness that could Inspire them to do such Evil Things. Moreover, only Rich People could Afford to Hire them to do such Greedy Things: beCause the New Righteous One-World Government will certainly NOT Hire them to Build Weapons for going to War: beCause all Wars will simply CEASE! Yes, we will Help Build the Great World TEMPLE of PEACE, in Jerusalem! Therefore, if anyone Hates us, they should Present their Reasons at some Great Meeting of the Intelligent Minds within that Great Temple, where the 6 High Priests from 6 Major Religions, and the 60 Elected Kings and 600 Governors can Decide who is Riit and who is WRong. However, if those Disagreeable Ants are Spiritual Cowards, I am Sure that they will NOT Want to Attend any such Meetings of the Minds: beCause they might be put to Shame. So, if they Secretly Manufacture Weapons for going to War, they will be Breaking both the Laws of God and of Mankind: beCause they will not have any Just Cause for going to War: beCause we will not do any Evil Thing to them, in Order to Give to them any Just Cause. Therefore, if they do Attack our Sixth Swangkee Fortress, they should also Prepare themselves for Extinction: beCause all Fifth and Sixth Swangkee Fortresses will Gang up Against them, and Wipe them Out! Therefore, it is not Advisable to Attack any Sixth Swangkee Fortress, nor any other Swangkee Fortresses: beCause we will not Tolerate it, nor will the New Righteous One-World Government Tolerate it: beCause all such People would be Breaking their Promises. However, if some Outsiders decide to Attack us, who are not Members of any Swangkee Fortress, you can See that they would have an even Greater Problem, once we get Established: beCause, who could make War Against a Swangkee Fortress? Indeed, it would have to be a Diabolical Attack by someone with Atomic or Hydrogen Bombs at their Disposal, which is WHY that we must get RID of all such Ugly and Hideous Weapons, Worldwide.

Now, I Hear someone, who is like a Lion, roar: "O Army Ant, how are you Ants going to Collect all of those Hideous Weapons; and, what will you Do with them after you do Collect them??" Well, O Lion, it will not be our Responsibility to Collect any Weapons of any Kind, let along figure out what to Do with them: beCause we Believe in Minding our Business, as they say. However, if we are Forced to, we will Figure Out HOW to do it in a Glorious Way: beCause of Overcoming Evil by Doing GOOD. In other Words, we will Shower our Enemies with LOVE, and Overcome them by Good Works. For Example, if the Talaban in Afghanistan cannot Learn to Cooperate with Civilized People like US, we will Send Shiploads of Tools and Building Materials to them, such as Pipes, Electric Wires, Cement, and whatever they might Need for Building their own Swangkee Fortresses by using their own Mountains of Rocks. After all, few Nations have more Rocks than they do. Therefore, how will they be Able to Resist our Love for them?

Now, I Hear that Lion say: "O Ant, why would they not use those Building Materials for making a Stronger Swangkee Fortress than your own, and then Invent Atomic Bombs to Drop on your Heads?" Well, O Lion, I am Sure that it is not Beyond the Capabilities of People like George Bush and little Dick Chenny to do such Evil Things; but, I Seriously Doubt that any Civilized People would do so.

Now, I Hear someone, who is like a Scorpion, say: "O Ant, do you not Know that some People are NOT Civilized? Indeed, they would Stab you in the Back, while Hugging and Kissing you: beCause they are so Hateful!" Well, O Scorpion, it will not be long before all such People will simply Die Out: beCause everyone in the World will have to be Marked or Numbered with a Personal Positive Identification Number, so that they cannot Buy nor Sell anything without their Permanent Personal Number. However, us Army Ants will not be Buying nor Selling Things: beCause we know how to Live without Money and Numbers in Bank Computers. Indeed, we will simply Elect a Righteous King to Govern the New Righteous One-World Government, who will Excuse us from any such Numbering System: beCause we are Harmless Hardworking People. Therefore, we have nothing to Fear.

Now, I Hear someone, who is like the Irreverent LOUDMOUTH Slothgut Windbag Hole-in-his-Head, say: "O Army Ant, I would Think that you Ants would be the First People to be Branded with the Mark of the Beast: beCause you are a Great Threat to the whole Earth: beCause you and those Busy Beavers are likely to Tear Down the Mountains of Rocks, and Construct such Great Fortresses that no one can Overcome them by any Means, and Especially if they become Wicked People. Therefore, you Communists must be STOPPED before you take Over the whole World!" Well, O Irreverent Loudmouth, you might Remember some Day that the First Christians were also Commonists, who had "all things in common," According to the Book of Acts. Therefore, it is not an Evil Thing to Live like we Live; but, it is an Evil Thing to FORCE People to Live like Communists in Russia, for Example, who Imagined that they could Conquer the World, without even Conquering themselves! Indeed, they did not even Attempt to Establish a New Righteous One-World Government without Going to War! But, they went about it in a Military Way, which is always Self-defeating. Therefore, they Lost Out. Nevertheless, it seems as if you would Envy us if we could Manage to Convert most People to our Way of Thinking: beCause you have been so Unsuccessful with Converting them to your Evil Way of Thinking, which is Capitalism Cloaked with "Christian" Hypocrisy: beCause you Claim to Love other People; but, in Practice, you are only out to Rob them for all that you can Get.

Now, I Hear someone, who is like a Walrus, grunt: "O Army Ant, I am beginning to Wonder just Exactly what the Extent of your Ambitions is? Indeed, is it your Intentions to Take Over the whole World, or what??" Well, O Walrus, the Truth is that we have no Intentions of Taking Over anyone, let alone the whole World. Therefore, you may Relax. However, it is a Prophecy that the Rain is going to STOP for 3 Years and 6 Months, at which Time you will have Time to Think about what you should have been Doing during the Past 40 Years, as Opposed to Lying around on the Beach and Playing Sex Games in the Dark. Yes, you may Live through it: beCause of all of your Blubber, and beCause of Swimming in the Ocean; but, I can Assure you that Multitudes of People will NOT Live through it: beCause they are not Prepared for it. Indeed, they have no Fortress at all for a Refuge.