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This Camel may Appear to be very Weird, or Strange to some People: beCause of not being Familiar with Camels; but, no one on this Earth could Invent nor Design a Creature who is more Appropriately Designed for Living and Thriving in a Desert. Indeed, had NASA Dreamers, and all of the Doctors and Scientists in the World, Combined their Efforts for Designing a more Efficient Creature for Doing what a Camel Does, they could not have come up with anything Better than a Camel, which, like all Creatures, has the Capability of Repairing itself, Free of Charge, and is far more Complicated than any Car, Truck, Train, or Spacecraft. In Fact, the Camel, like the Beaver and the Honeybee, was one of the more Marvelous Creations of Almighty God, who went Out of his Way to make the Camel with Special Abilities, including Extra Eye-winkers for Keeping the Sand Out of his Eyes, the Ability to Close either Nostril and still Breathe during a Sandstorm, the Ability to go for Days at a Time on Long Treks through the Desert without Drinking Water nor Eating Food, the Ability to Walk on the Sand without Sinking into it, as a Horse does; plus many other Special Attributes that make a Camel an Ideal Creature for Helping People to Live and Transport themselves and their Goods through Deserts. However, certain Ignorant People might Prefer to Shave Off the "Ugly Hair" (Wool) of the Camels, and even Decapitate their Humps: beCause of those Humps getting in the Way of Backpacks or Saddles, which might Slow Down Capitalism. Moreover, they might Modify the Camels in other Ways for their own Gain, even as they have Chopped Off the Tails of Sheeps, and Castrated the Bulls for their own Gain: beCause Bull Meat is Tough, and has a "Strong" Flavor; but, that would not make it Right, nor Good for Bulls, who probably Enjoy having Sex as much as any of us. Likewise, the Proper Capitalization of Words is Important for Communicating Messages, Properly: beCause those Strange Words often have Greater Meanings than Meet the Eyeballs of Spiritually Blind People, who cannot Appreciate all such Capitalizations: beCause of being Taught X-amount of LIES and Deceptions within the Public School of Ignorant FOOLS, even as I will Prove by Means of Reason and Logic within this Inspired Book, which also has an Appropriate Amount of Humor for your Entertainment, even as a Camel is a Comical Creature to Watch and Study: beCause God has a Great Sense of Humor!