Chapter 1 — 248 Good Reasons

1—Profitable $wangkee Fortresses are Built with Concrete, Rocks, Polished Stones, Ceramic Tiles, Glass, Stainless Steel, and other FIREPROOF Materials; and therefore, they are all FIREPROOF: because they cannot easily Burn, nor catch on Fire. This Great Advantage, alone, will Save Americans BILLIONS of Dollars, Annually, in the Long Run.
- 1A—Therefore, there is no Fear of having an Uncontrollable Fire — such as we Experience in America each Year, which often Destroys multiple millions of dollar’s worth of Homes and Property. For Example, in 1997, Wild Fires Destroyed more than 5 BILLION Dollar’s worth of Property, which Money could have been used Wisely in order to Build at least ONE Beautiful Fireproof $wangkee Fortress.
- 1B—Therefore, there is no Need for Fire Departments at $wangkee Fortresses.
  - 1B2—Therefore, there is no Need for Fire Trucks.
  - 1B3—Therefore, there is no Need for Cleaning Fire Trucks.
  - 1B4—Moreover, there is no Need for Painting Fire Trucks.
  - 1B5—Nor is there any Need for Polishing Fire Trucks.
  - 1B6—Nor is there any Need for Greasing Fire Trucks.
  - 1B7—And this List could go on and on in order to List every Detail of what does not Need to be done with Fire Trucks, in order to keep them Ready for Service, just in case a Fire should break out in some City of Confusion. However, since there is no Danger of any Uncontrollable Fire within a $wangkee Fortress, there is no Need for me to List every Part of a Fire Truck that might have to be Replaced, which would be a mile long List of Disadvantages for Normal Cities of Confusion: because a Fire Truck has upwards of a hundred thousand Parts, some of which are Permanent; but, many do Wear Out, and therefore they Need to be Replaced, which Requires Time, Energy, Materials, Money, and Manual Labor — all of which are Unnecessary at Swangkee Fortresses: because such Trucks are not Needed. Therefore, you could say that there are more than a hundred million Advantages for Building Fireproof $wangkee Fortresses: because there are more than a hundred million Parts of Tools and Furniture that would never have to be Replaced. However, such a List is not Necessary: because it is Assumed that each Person can Understand that Fact, and therefore Confess that this Good Reason alone is Sufficient to Persuade any Person with a Reasonable Mind, that it is only WISE to Build Fireproof Cities: because of the Myriad Advantages.
  - 1B8—There is no Need for Firemen’s Uniforms: because, unless someone Deliberately starts a Fire, there will not be any Fires; and the Penalty for Deliberately Starting a Major Fire at a Swangkee Fortress will be 40 Years of HARD Labor at a $wangkee Rock Quarry. Therefore, Learn to Control yourself, lest you should be Controlled by someone else who is more Qualified. (I make that Statement, Knowing for a Fact that it would be virtually Impossible for any Person to Start a Major Fire at a $wangkee Fortress: because, other than Fruit Trees and Dry Wood in Woodshops, there is nothing Burnable: because the Grass is kept Green; and most of the Fruit Trees will be Inside of Profitable $wangkee Fruit Tree Houses, which Means that they will also be Protected from Hail Storms, Frosts, Thieves, and so on. See: Swangkee Fruit Tree Houses.)
  - 1B9—There is no Need for Designing Firemen’s Uniforms.
  - 1B10—There is no Need for Making Firemen’s Uniforms.
  - 1B11—There is no Need for Testing Firemen’s Uniforms.
  - 1B12—There is no Need for Inspecting Firemen’s Uniforms.
  - 1B13—There is no Need for Cleaning Firemen’s Uniforms.
- 1C—Moreover, because there are no Fire Departments, there is no Need for Collecting Taxes in order to Support Fire Department. Just Think of the Personal Savings that would be Gained by this one Advantage, alone, which would Accumulate into BILLIONS of Dollars over the Years!
  - 1C2—There is no Need for Tax Record Keepers in order to keep track of such Taxes.
  - 1C3—There is no Need to Waste Space for keeping Tax Records. (And the List could go on and on, like Cleaning such Spaces where such Records are kept.)
- 1D—Moreover, there is no Need for Fire Alarms: because there is nothing to get set on Fire by Accident at any First Class $wangkee Fortress.
  - 1D2—There is no Need for anyone to Inspect Fire Alarms, in order to make sure that they are Working.
  - 1D3—There is no Need for Resetting Fire Alarms that have gone off, which often require Glass to Repair them.
  - 1D4—Children cannot “Accidentally” set off Fire Alarms for the “Fun” of it.
- 1E—There is no Need for Smoke Detectors, and especially if no one is doing any Cooking: because there is no Real Danger from any Fire, even if a Fire should get going from Bad Cooking Practices: because Rocks do not Burn.
  - 1E1—No one must Smell Smoke: because of House Fires at $wangkee Fortresses. (Just Think of the STINK that often covers an entire Section of a City of Confusion, whenever a House gets on Fire, which Smoke is Extremely Toxic and Harmful.)
    - 1E1b—There is no one Coughing and Choking on the Smoke that comes out of Firetrap Wooden/Plastic Houses in a Normal City of Confusion, whenever they catch on Fire.
    - 1E1c—No one must go to a Doctor for a Checkup: because of Breathing Toxic Smoke from House Fires.
  - 1E2—There is no Need for anyone to Inspect Smoke Detectors, in order to make sure that they are Working.
  - 1E3—No one can Forget to Inspect a Smoke Detector, and thus Cause someone’s Death for Negligence.
- 1F—There is no Need for Water Sprinklers to put out House Fires. However, you could have a Fire Extinguisher, if there were any possible Danger from an Electrical Fire.
  - 1F2—There is no Need for anyone to Inspect Water Sprinklers, in order to make sure that they are Working.
  - 1F3—There is no Need for anyone to Clean up after such Sprinklers have been Tested.
  - 1F4—Water Sprinklers cannot just Accidentally go off, and thus Cause all Kinds of Furniture Damage, Carpet Mildew, Lung Diseases, and a whole List of other Problems that are Related with Ugly Water Sprinklers in Ceilings.
- 1G—There is no Need for Stores to Stock and Sell Smoke Detectors, and thus Waste Space on their Shelves.
- 1H—There is no Need for Stores to Stock and Sell Fire Alarms within Swangkee Fortresses.
- 1I—There is no Need for Anti-acid Pills, which are used to Counteract Acid Indigestion from Worrying about what Fires might do to your House and Property while you are on a Swangkee Vacation, or just Visiting the Neighbors.
- 1J—There is no Need for Fire Truck Sirens at Swangkee Fortresses: because there is no Hurry to put Out any Fire, since…
  - 1J2—It is Impossible for Fires to do any Great Damage, even if they do occur. However, this is not to say that some Fool could not use Gas or Oil in order to make some Uncontrolled Fire: because that is Possible; but, it is not the Fault of the Construction Method of Swangkee Fortresses. Indeed, that is a completely Different Subject, which this Book does not Address.[1]
- 1K—A Person can Save a LOT of Money by not Buying Sprinklers, Water Pipes for Sprinklers, Fire Alarms, Wires and Conduit for Fire Alarms, as well as Buy Smoke Detectors, Anti-acid Pills, and so on.
  - 1K2—There are no Fire Alarm Crews necessary at Swangkee Fortresses. However, if certain Fortresses want Fire Alarms, they are welcome to Install them. Nevertheless, People Lived well for thousands of Years without Fire Alarms: because they Built with STONE. See the Bible for the Proof. Visit Ancient Stone Ruins for more Proof. Use your Head to THINK and Remember, O Lady Doubtfulness.
- 1L—There are no Repair Bills for Malfunctioning Alarms, Sprinklers, and Smoke Detectors. (Notice that each System is separate, and therefore this Listed Advantage contains at least 3 Advantages, even though all 3 are not separately Listed. This is also True for many other Listed Advantages within this Book. For Example, there are 1—no Repair Bills for Alarms, 2—no Repair Bills for Sprinklers, 3—no Repair Bills for Detectors, 4—no Repair Bills for Clogged up Water Pipes for Sprinklers, 5—no Repair Bills for Broken Tools, which are Broken while attempting to Repair Malfunctioning Water Pipes for Sprinklers, 6—no Repair Bills for Damaged Walls and Ceilings, which are Damaged while attempting to Repair Malfunctioning Water Pipes for Sprinklers, 7—no Repair Bills for Damaged Electrical Wires, which are Damaged while attempting to Repair Malfunctioning Water Pipes for Sprinklers, and so on. In other words, if all of the Fine Details were Listed within this Book, it would be as much as a hundred times as large, presenting a huge amount of Evidence that is in Favor of Swangkee Fortresses, which Greatly SIMPLIFY Living.)
- 1M—There are no Burned Wooden Houses to Clean up, which is a Major Expense in the Blest Land of the Tax Slaves and Interest Slaves, who Long for the Day of Rest when all such House Fires will be an Evil Thing of the Past, only.
  - 1M2—There are no Dangerous Broken Pieces of Glass, such as there would be after a Wooden House has Burned and fallen in within a Normal City of Confusion.
    - 1M2b—There are no Cut Hands and Feet from Broken Glass, such as there might be after a Wooden House has Burned and fallen in within a Normal City of Confusion: because of having to Handle it and Walk on it.
  - 1M3—There are no Dangerous Nails protruding from Boards, which remain after a Wooden House has been Burned in a Normal City of Confusion.
    - 1M3b—There are no Ambulance Bills as a Result of someone getting Injured from Stepping on Old Rusty Nails that are protruding from Boards, which remain after a Wooden House has been Burned within a Normal City of Confusion.
    - 1M3c—There are no Doctor Bills as a Result of someone getting Injured from Stepping on Old Rusty Nails that are protruding from Boards, which remain after a Wooden House has been Burned within a Normal City of Confusion.
    - 1M3d—There are no Hospital Bills as a Result of someone getting Injured from Stepping on Old Rusty Nails that are protruding from Boards, which remain after a Wooden House has been Burned within a Normal City of Confusion.
    - 1M3e—There are no Painful Tetanus Shots as a Result of someone getting Injured from Stepping on Old Rusty Nails that are protruding from Boards, which remain after a Wooden House has been Burned within a Normal City of Confusion.
    - 1M3f—There are no Medical Bills for Tetanus Shots, as a Result of someone getting Injured from Stepping on Old Rusty Nails that are protruding from Boards, which remain after a Wooden House has been Burned within a Normal City of Confusion.
    - 1M3g—There are no Detrimental Bad Reactions from getting Tetanus Shots, as a Result of someone getting Injured from Stepping on Old Rusty Nails that are protruding from Boards, which remain after a Wooden House has been Burned within a Normal City of Confusion.
    - 1M3h—No one is Unemployed, as a Result of someone getting Injured from Stepping on Old Rusty Nails that are protruding from Boards, which remain after a Wooden House has been Burned within a Normal City of Confusion.
    - 1M3i—No one is Stressed out nor Worried, as a Result of someone getting Injured from Stepping on Old Rusty Nails that are protruding from Boards, which remain after a Wooden House has been Burned within a Normal City of Confusion.
    - 1M3j—No one is put in Danger of Crashing with an Ambulance, as a Result of someone Rushing to the Site of such an “Accident,” as a Result of someone getting Injured from Stepping on Old Rusty Nails that are protruding from Boards, which remain after a Wooden House has been Burned within a Normal City of Confusion.
    - 1M3k—No one’s Life is Shortened, as a Result of someone getting Injured from Stepping on Old Rusty Nails that are protruding from Boards, which remain after a Wooden House has been Burned within a Normal City of Confusion.
    - 1M3L—No one is Distracted from his Work, as a Result of someone getting Injured from Stepping on Old Rusty Nails that are protruding from Boards, which remain after a Wooden House has been Burned within a Normal City of Confusion.
    - 1M3m—No one is Frightened by the Thought of getting Tetanus, as a Result of someone getting Injured from Stepping on Old Rusty Nails that are protruding from Boards, which remain after a Wooden House has been Burned within a Normal City of Confusion.
    - 1M3n—No one must Waste their Precious Time making up a List of the Disadvantages, as a Result of someone getting Injured from Stepping on Old Rusty Nails that are protruding from Boards, which remain after a Wooden House has been Burned within a Normal City of Confusion, which Time they could be using more Wisely in order to Study some Inspired $wangkee Literature¾such as What does it Mean to REPENT??, which is by far Superior to this Book, which is written for Born Boneheads and Hardhearts.
    - 1M3o—No one must Waste their Precious Time reading such a List of Disadvantages, or even the Obituary, as a Result of someone getting Injured from Stepping on Old Rusty Nails that are protruding from Boards, which remain after a Wooden House has been Burned within a Normal City of Confusion.
      - 1M3p2—No one can become Impatient while reading such a List of Disadvantages, as a Result of someone getting Injured from Stepping on Old Rusty Nails that are protruding from Boards, which remain after a Wooden House has been Burned within a Normal City of Confusion.
      - 1M3p3—No one can become Upset and Angry, as a Result of reading such a List of Disadvantages, as a Result of someone getting Injured from Stepping on Old Rusty Nails that are protruding from Boards, which remain after a Wooden House has been Burned within a Normal City of Confusion.
      - 1M3p4—No one can use that Rusty Old Nail as an Excuse for Cursing, as a Result of someone getting Injured from Stepping on Old Rusty Nails that are protruding from Boards, which remain after a Wooden House has been Burned within a Normal City of Confusion.
        
        1M3p4b—No one must Waste their Time Listening to Profitless Sermons about not Cursing, as a Result of someone getting Injured from Stepping on Old Rusty Nails that are protruding from Boards, which remain after a Wooden House has been Burned within a Normal City of Confusion.
        
        1M3p4b2—No one must get Home Late, after Listening to Long Boring Sermons about not Cursing after Stepping on Old Rusty Nails, as a Result of someone getting Injured from Stepping on Old Rusty Nails that are protruding from Boards, which remain after a Wooden House has been Burned within a Normal City of Confusion.
        
        1M3p4b2a—No one must get Home too Late, and Discover that the Roast has Burned in the Oven, as a Result of Listening to Extra Long Boring Sermons about not Cursing after Stepping on Old Rusty Nails, as a Result of someone getting Injured from Stepping on Old Rusty Nails that are protruding from Boards, which remain after a Wooden House has been Burned within a Normal City of Confusion.
        
        1M3p4b2b—No one must get into a Car Accident, as a Result of Rushing to get Home before the Roast is Burned in the Oven, as a Result of Listening to Extra Long Boring Sermons about not Cursing after Stepping on Old Rusty Nails, as a Result of someone getting Injured from Stepping on Old Rusty Nails that are protruding from Boards, which remain after a Wooden House has been Burned within a Normal City of Confusion.
        
        [NOTE: You can now see how that this List of Advantages for Building $wangkee Fortresses could go on and ON, as a Result of such a simply thing as someone NOT Stepping on an Old Rusty Nail. For Example, those People who Rush Home to Discover the Burned Roast in the Oven could easily run over some little Child who is just Trying to cross the Street in order to retrieve a Basketball, which could Cause another whole Chain Reaction of Horrible Events — Thanks to that one Rusty Nail that was left in a Board! Likewise, so it is for a thousand other similar Incidents. In Fact, there could easily be more than a MILLION Advantages for People to Build and Live within Beautiful $wangkee Fortresses — many of which do not even have Automobiles, which will Save them Uncounted Money, Injuries, Accidents, Repairs, Hospital Bills, Doctor Bills, Pill Bills, and so on. Therefore, should I Trouble myself in order to List all of the Possibilities that could happen, which DO happen Daily within Cities of Confusion; or, should I just Trust your Great Imagination to figure it out?? You could Honestly say that this is an Exercise for the Weak-minded, even though it Requires a very BROAD and OPEN Mind, just to Visualize it. Therefore, please Bear with me, while I continue with this Boring Exercise: because it will be Good Evidence in the Supreme Court for the Building of $wangkee Fortresses. Indeed, who else on this Earth has so MUCH Evidence in their Favor, as I have, which just keeps Piling up!?]
  - 1M4—There are no Ugly Damaged Appliances at a Swangkee Fortress, as it is after a Wooden House has been Burned within a City of Confusion.
    - 1M4a—That means that there are no Filthy Clothes to be Washed, after Handling Ugly Damaged Appliances that have been Burned, as it is after a Wooden House has been Burned within a City of Confusion.
      
      [Once again, this List could go on and on and ON; but, why should we bother with it? Indeed, there would be a LOT of Cleaning avoided at a Swangkee Fortress, including the Cleaning up of Repetitious Disadvantages.]
- 1N—There are no Deadly Toxic Fumes from Burning Plastic, which Plastic is found within almost all Wooden Houses that Burn. Indeed, it is Estimated that if the Toxic Fumes from just one Average American House Fire were Enclosed within Yankee Stadium, it could easily Kill more than 100,000 People within one half Hour! However, Thanks to the SIZE of our Good Earth, and the Vail of our Atmosphere, all such Toxic Fumes are Neutralized to some Degree, and Absorbed into the System; but, not without a High Price: because we all “Reap whatever we Sow,” as it is written within that Holy Bible. And it is called “Global Warming.”
  - 1N2—There are no Melted Plastic Toys to Clean up after such a Fire.
  - 1N3—There are no Melted Plastic Carpets to Clean up, and therefore there is no Danger of getting Cancer from handling such Toxic Filth.
  - 1N4—The Air, Water, and Land is not Polluted from the Gases that come from Wooden/Plastic House Fires, as a Result of Ugly Black Clouds of Smoke in the Sky from House Fires.This Advantage alone makes it well worth the Time, Money, Materials, and Energy that it Requires in order to Build Profitable $wangkee Fortresses: because there is no Way for anyone to Measure how much Damage is brought about by Burning such Abominations as Wooden/Plastic Houses.
    - 1N4a—There is no one Dying from Inhaling Toxic Fumes: because of Wooden/Plastic House Fires.
  - 1N5—No one has a Bad Conscience for Building a Fireproof Rock Building; but, no one with a Right Mind could build one of those Toxic Firetrap Mouse-infested Cockroach Dens, without having a BAD Conscience, knowing that it is just an Abomination, which should be against the Law. And, if you do not Think so, perhaps you should Join the Local Fire Department, and Discover for yourself that “No Unclean Thing shall enter into the Holy Kingdom of All that is Good.” Indeed, just ask any Firefighter if he Sincerely Wants to Live in a Burning Hell for all of Eternity, and he will Agree that it would be a BAD Idea.
- 1O—There is no need for Fire Drills at Schools, nor at Home, nor anywhere within a Swangkee Fortress: because Fires are not a Threat to anyone. In Fact, …
  - 1O1—The Safest Place to be when there is a Fire, is Inside of a $wangkee Fortress: because it cannot catch on Fire. Indeed, any Enclosed Room within a Swangkee Fortress would be a Safe Place to be, just as long as the Fire was not within the same Enclosed Room.
    - 1O1a—And, if per Chance a Fire does get started within a Swangkee Kitchen, for Example, the Fumes are FLUSHED OUT quickly through the Skylight Vent: because of the Correct Design of a Swangkee Stone Domehome, which Flushes out the Air very rapidly, if the Doors and Windows are wide Open: because the Skylight is about 50 feet high, which Causes the Hot Air to RISE UP to the Top of the Dome, which can be Vented a hundred times more Efficiently than any Normal House: because it Works like some Caves, which have a Wind blowing through them. However, if that Wind is not Wanted, all you have to do is Close the Vent in the Skylight that is in the Top of the Dome, which you would also do during a very Hot Summer Day, in order to keep OUT as much Hot Air as possible; but, during the Nighttime, you would Open that Vent in order to allow Cool Air to Flush throughout the House, even as Water is Flushed down a Toilet Drain. Indeed, the Incoming Air would CIRCULATE just like the Water that goes down a Toilet Drain, except that the Air would be going UP, instead of down, and therefore it would be going in the Opposite Circular Direction. Likewise, during the Wintertime, you would Open the Doors and Vents during the Heat of the Day, and Close them during the Night: because you want to take Advantage of the Natural Heat, if there is any, which can otherwise be coming from a $wangkee Solar Heat-collecting House, if it is needed.
  - 1O2—No one Wastes any Time having Fire Drills at $wangkee Fortresses.
  - 1O3—Little Children are not Frightened by Fire Alarms for Fire Drills.
  - 1O4—No Swangkee Theaters can catch on Fire; and therefore, People cannot get Killed while Trampling over each other in order to Try to Escape from a Burning Building, such as happened in Chicago, where more than 600 People Died in a Theater Fire, and hundreds of others were Injured.
  - 1O5—No one can get Hurt while Running to put out a Fire, which often Causes Broken Bones, Heart Attacks, Strokes, and all Kinds of “Accidents,” which can all be Avoided by Building and Living within Beautiful $wangkee Fortresses.
  - 1O6—There are no Traffic Accidents, which often take place when Fire Trucks and Ambulances are rushing to Houses that are on Fire within Cities of Confusion.
  - 1O7—No one has to Clean up after a Traffic Accident, as a Result of such Fires.
  - 1O8—There are no Traffic Jams as a Result of Traffic Accidents, as a Result of House Fires.
  - 1O9—There are no Traffic Ticketsas a Result of Traffic Accidents.
  - 1O10—There are no Traffic Ticket Recordsas a Result of Traffic Accidents.
  - 1O11—There are no Taxes Collected in order to Hire Record Keepers as a Result of Traffic Accidents.
  - 1O12—There are no Law Suits as a Result of Traffic Accidents from such Situations.
  - 1O13—There are no Upset People as a Result of Traffic Accidents, as a Result of House Fires.
  - 1O14—There is no need for Emergency Room Stress at Swangkee Hospitals as a Result of Traffic Accidents from Firemen Rushing to put out Fires. However, this is not to say that all Swangkee Fortresses cannot have Emergency Rooms, if they Want them: because that is the Decision of each Group of Wise People within each Swangkee Fortress. Indeed, they might Want to be Prepared to take Care of Injured People who come from Outside of Swangkee Fortresses, who are Seeking Help, which is just another Advantage for Building Swangkee Fortresses.
  - 1O15—There are no Heart Attacks as a Result of Hearing about House Fires.
  - 1O16—There are no Strokes as a Result of Hearing about House Fires.
  - 1O17—There are no Weeping Willows as a Result of Hearing about House Fires. That is, no Old Ladies are standing around Weeping over their Lost Treasures.
  - 1O18—There are few if any Warning Signs at a Swangkee Fortress:because of Non-existent Potential Fires, Explosions, and Chemical Spills.
  - 1O19—There is no Need for Manufacturing most Warning Signs: because of Potential House Fires, Explosions, and Chemical Spills.
  - 1O20—There is no Need for Stores to Stock and Sell such Warning Signs: because of Potential House Fires, which will Save Space in such Stores.
    - 1O20B—There is no Need for Inventories of such Warning Signs.
    - 1O20C—There is no Need for Inventory Records of such Warning Signs.
    - 1O20D—There is no Need for Government Inspectors of such Posted Warning Signs.
- 1P—There is no Need for Fire Hydrants at Swangkee Fortresses, even though there is lots of Water available, if someone Needs it: because each Swangkee Stone Domehome Complex has large Underground Cisterns for Water Storage, not to mention the Swangkee Moats, Water Fountains, Swimming Pools, Fish Ponds, and so on.
  - 1P2—There is no Need for Painting Fire Hydrants.
  - 1P3—There is no Need to Inspect Fire Hydrants, in order to make Sure that they are Working.
  - 1P4—There is no Need for Pipelines for Fire Hydrants.
  - 1P5—There are no Pipelines BURSTING OPEN because of Frosts and Freezes.
  - 1P6—No one has to Dig up and Replace Old Pipelines, for which the Maps might be Lost.
  - 1P7—No one has to Dig up and Replace Old Wires for Fire Alarms.
  - 1P8—No one has to Keep Records and Maps of Fire Alarm Wires.
  - 1P9—No one has to Inspect Fire Alarm Wires.
  - 1P10—No one can Accidentally Dig into a Fire Alarm Wire.
  - 1P11—No one can Accidentally Dig into a Fire Hydrant Waterline.
  - 1P12—There is no Water Damage nor Flooding caused by Damaged Fire Hydrant Waterlines.
    
    {NOTE: There are 120 Advantages up to this Point, mostly concerning Non-existent FIRES at $wangkee Fortresses.}
2—$wangkee Fortresses contain Beautiful $wangkee Stone Domehomes, which alone have more than 35 Advantages, including some of those that are already Listed. See 25 Good Reasons and Great Advantages for Building and Living within Beautiful $wangkee Stone Domehomes. However, when you put all of those Stone Domehomes Together within a Planned City State, they take on many other Great Advantages, which is another Advantage that is not Enjoyed by Normal Cities of Confusion. For Example...
- 2B—There is no Need for Fire Department Employees to sit around and get Fat, nor Lose their Money while Playing Poker, while waiting for a Fire to Happen: because the WHOLE CITY is FIREPROOF. But, in a Normal City of Confusion, what else is there to do in order to Work Off the Fat? Well, they could Practice sliding up and down the Monkey Bar. Moreover, how else could you Manage such a City of Confusion without a Fire Department? Nevertheless, this is not to say that each Swangkee Fortress could not have the necessary Fire Extinguishing Equipment, in order to put out a Forest Fire, if one got going on the Outside of such a City: because that would be Wise; but, not Absolutely Necessary: because the Federal Government could have that Task at their Command, whereby they could use VOLUNTEER Working Soldiers, who want to Earn $10 per Hour for Cleaning up and Guarding such Forests, and who also Earn $200 per Hour for putting out Forest Fires that are nearby Swangkee Fortresses, which are Caused by Lightning. Moreover, we can figure out how to Prevent such Forest Fires on Mountains, by Building Swangkee Stone Domehomes for Swangkee Fasting Sanitariums on Mountain Tops, or on the Tops of Hills, which have Guard Towers for Forest Rangers who want to Baby-sit the Forests while they also Attend to the Sick People at Swangkee Fasting Sanitariums, which Forests can have Highways built through them in order to make those Forests Accessible by Loggers and Firefighters. That alone would provide a lot of Jobs for Working Soldiers, even long before those Swangkee Fortresses are finished, which will Require about a thousand Years: because there is Need for at least a million of them.
- 2C—Likewise, there is no Need for Policemen to sit around and get Fat, while waiting for Crimes to Happen, which cannot Happen within First Class Swangkee Fortresses: because…
3—$wangkee Fortresses are Protected from all Criminals: because they cannot easily enter into such a City: because…
- 3B—Swangkee Fortresses have MOATS around them that are full of Water, with Slick Polished Granite Walls on the Inside of the Moats, which Prevent any Unwanted Creatures from Entering into the City, including Tax Masters, Porcupine Lawyers, Stinking Skunks, Poisonous Snakes, and so on. The following ROUGH Drawing shows an END VIEW of a Swangkee Moat that is 100 feet deep. Imagine yourself Trying to Swim through the Water and Climb up the slick polished Granite Walls, and then Climb over the Overhanging Sidewalk, which hangs over 4 to 6 feet. You can see that it would not be easy, even if you were a Marine with the Right Tools for doing it; and that would just be the FIRST Swangkee Moat that you would have to pass through, just to Enter into a Swangkee Fortress, which could have 2 or 3 more larger Moats, which are Connected by Underground Tunnels, which have Locks within them for Controlling the Water. Moreover, those Spaces above the Ground Level between the Moats would also be Linked by Underground Tunnels, which could be Closed up during Attacks or Sieges by Enemies.
- 3C—Those Profitable $wangkee Moats are used for Fishing,
- 3D—Swimming,
- 3E—Ice Skating, and most of all…
- 3F—Water Storage. Moreover,
- 3G—You can look through Underground Windows and Observe the Colorful Fish that are Swimming in a Swangkee Moat. Therefore, they are Entertaining, and Profitable for Tourist Trade.
  - 3H1—$wangkee Moats keep OUT all Snakes,
  - 3H2—Skunks,
  - 3H3—Porcupines,
  - 3H4—Deer,
  - 3H5—Bears,
  - 3H6—Bison,
  - 3H7—Cattle,
  - 3H8—Horses,
  - 3H9—Moose,
  - 3H10—Water Buffalo,
  - 3H11—Elephants,
  - 3H12—Giraffes,
  - 3H13—Lions,
  - 3H14—Coyotes,
  - 3H15—Foxes,
  - 3H16—Wolves,
  - 3H17—Weasels,
  - 3H18—Wild Dogs,
  - 3H19—Jackals,
  - 3H20—Hyenas,
  - 3H21—Goats,
  - 3H22—Rats,
  - 3H23—Mice,
  - 3H24—Raccoons,
  - 3H25—Opossums,
  - 3H26—Squirrels,
  - 3H27—Wildebeests,
  - 3H28—Tigers,
  - 3H29—Leopards,
  - 3H30—Jaguars,
  - 3H31—Cougars,
  - 3H32—Rhinoceroses,
  - 3H33—Hippopotamuses,
  - 3H34—Moles,
  - 3H35—Ticks,
  - 3H36—Chiggers,
  - 3H37—Fleas,
  - 3H38—Non-flying Ants,
  - 3H39—Thieves,
  - 3H40—Rapists,
  - 3H41—Murderers,
  - 3H42—Robbers,
  - 3H43—Leeches,
  - 3H44—Tax Collectors,
  - 3H45—Liars,
  - 3H46—Adulterers,
  - 3H47—Drunkards,
  - 3H48—Drug Addicts,
  - 3H49—Gluttons,
  - 3H50—Greedy Hogs,
  - 3H51—Wild Asses,
  - 3H52—Domineering Bulls,
  - 3H53—Painted Stinking Pole Cats,
  - 3H54—Bloodhound Spies,
  - 3H55—Political Rabbits,
  - 3H56—Trash-collecting Packrats,
  - 3H57—Idol-worshiping Idiots,
  - 3H58—Atheist Morons,
  - 3H59—Drug-pushing Witchdoctors,
  - 3H60—Deceiving News Broadcasters,
  - 3H61—and whatever Unwanted Characters that we do not Want nor Need within Swangkee Fortresses, who can all Live Happily on the OUTSIDE of Swangkee Fortresses.
4—We can Save the Forests, by Building with ROCKS, for which there is an Endless Supply: because there are hundreds of thousands of Mountains of Rocks, including the Rocky Mountains from Alaska to the Tip of South America, the Urals of Russia, the Alps of Europe, and the Himalayas of Asia, plus the Ozarks in Missouri and Arkansas, the Appalachian Mountain Range in Eastern United States, and tens of thousands of similar Low Mountains of Rocks in Europe, Asia, and Africa — most of which have barely felt the Foot of a Man, let alone Reveal their Inward Beauty, like Hidden Treasures of the Ocean of Forgetfulness. See my Website for Beautiful Pictures of Colorful Rocks from around the World, beginning with our 98% Rock Houses, which have Rock Ceilings, Onyx Floors, Marble Walls, and Agate Windows.
4B—This Means that we can let the Trees grow until they Mature, and use them to make Fine Handcrafted Furniture, such as $wangkee Easy Chairs, which contain everything except Toilets. For Example, you can sit in your Swangkee Easy Chair, and Control your Computer, Printer, Fax Machine, TV, Radio, CD/DVD Player, Telephone, Adjustment of the Chair, the Locks on your Doors, the Lights, the Windows, and so on. However, those Trees would normally be used long before they got Mature, and they would be used in order to build Firetrap Wooden Houses. See my Website for many Photos of Fine Handcrafted Furniture that is hundreds of Years Old, and well Preserved in Stone Castles.
4C—Antique and Precious Furniture cannot Burn within a Swangkee Fortress, unless someone Deliberately sets it on Fire. That means that all Precious Things are Protectedfrom Fires. I suppose that I could make a List a mile long in order to Remind everyone of those Precious Things that People do not like to Lose in a Fire; but, I Trust you to Remember them. However, the next Time that you Hear a Bad News Report about a House Fire, you will probably be Reminded of at least some of those Things, such as the Family Photographs, Books, and Hand-me-downs.
4D—Because of Saving the Forests, there will be more Oxygen in the Atmosphere.
- 4D2—Because of Saving the Forests, there will be less Carbon Dioxide in the Atmosphere.
4E—Because of Saving the Forests, there will be more Wild Animals in the Wild, such as…
- 4E2—Deer,
- 4E3—Beavers,
- 4E4—Elk,
- 4E5—Moose,
- 4E6—Badgers,
- 4E7—Wolves,
- 4E8—Owls,
- 4E9—Hawks,
- 4E10—Squirrels,
- 4E11—Opossums,
- 4E12—Raccoons,
- 4E13—Wolverines,
- 4E14—Skunks,
- 4E15—Snakes,
- 4E16—Bears,
- 4E17—Coyotes,
- 4E18—Mountain Lions,
- 4E19—Tigers,
- 4E20—Cougars,
- 4E21—Foxes,
- 4E22—Bobcats,
- 4E23—Lizards,
- 4E24—Eagles,
- 4E25—And the List goes on and on; but, you get the Point — more Forests, means more Wild Creatures of all Kinds that Live in Forests, including hundreds of Birds that I have not Listed here, which Means more Wild Entertainment.
4F—Because of Saving the Forests, there will be less Flooding: because the Forests will catch the Rainwater and hold it.
- 4F2—That means that there will be less Flood Damage to:
- 4F3—Land,
- 4F4—River Banks,
- 4F5—Houses/Buildings,
- 4F6—Boats,
- 4F7—Bridges,
- 4F8—Highways,
- 4F9—Railways,
- 4F10—Tunnels,
- 4F11—Underpasses,
- 4F12—Overpasses,
- 4F13—Sewer Lines,
- 4F14—Waterlines,
- 4F15—Drainage Ditches,
- 4F16—Canals,
- 4F17—Hills,
- 4F18—Mountains,
- 4F19—Forests,
- 4F20—Ponds,
- 4F21—Lakes, and so on.
5—Because of Building Profitable $wangkee Fortresses, we can take down the Barbed-wire Fences. Therefore, …
- 5A—We can allow the Bison and other Wild Animals to Roam the Great Plains once again.
  - 5A2—That means that Wild Animals, such as Deer, will not be getting their Legs Hung up in Barbed-wire Fences.
    - 5A2a—That means that there will not be any Wounded Animals: because of getting Hung up in Barbed-wire Fences.
      - 5A2a2—There will not be any Suffering Animals: because of getting Hung up in Barbed-wire Fences.
      - 5A2a3—There will not be any Need for Rescuing Wild Animals: because of getting Hung up in Barbed-wire Fences.
    - 5A2b—Moreover, there will not be any Dead Animals: because of getting Hung up in Barbed-wire Fences.
    - 5A2c—That means that there will not be any Stink coming from Dead Animals: because of getting Hung up in Barbed-wire Fences.
  - 5A3—That also means that there will eventually be a lot more Wild Game for Hunting: because those Wild Animals get to Live, which would have otherwise Died and not Reproduced more Offspring.
  - 5A4—And that means that the Price of Meat will go down: because there will be plenty of it for the taking. In Fact, given enough Time, and left alone, those Wild Animals will Multiply into the Billions and TRILLIONS — Thanks to Profitable $wangkee Fortresses, where Wise People Live on Sweet Juicy Raw Fruits and Clean Green Herbs, as Adam and Eve did for more than 900 Years, without going to any Doctors, without taking any MediSINZ, and without Suffering for Dietary Sins.
  - 5A5—And that means that Capitalists will not be Able to Capitalize on that Meat, which will make all of the Common People that much Richer: because it will Eliminate all of those Middlemen, who would normally Collect Money for their Services at Outlandish Prices. For Example, a Butcher wants about $200 just to Butcher a Steer, which takes about one half Hour for 2 Men, or one Hour of Skilled Labor, even though the Person who does the Butchering gets perhaps less than $10 per Hour for his Work: because of the Overhead Costs of the Slaughterhouse, which could be Rented at a $wangkee Fortress for as little as $10 per Hour: because of NO Property Taxes.
- 5B—The Tall Grass in the Great Plains can grow once again.
- 5C—Because of the Tall Grass, there will be little or no Flooding in the Great Plains: because the Roots of the Grass form a THICK MAT in the Ground, which Absorbs the Rainwater as quickly as it falls, and then slowly Releases it into the Subsoil.
  - 5C2—And because of that Water in the Subsoil, it makes it Possible to have Well Water near the Surface of the Ground. In Fact, my own Parents used to Drill a Well during one Day, when there was Tall Grass growing in Montana: because the Water was just a few feet under the Ground Surface. Therefore, this Advantage makes a Way for many other Advantages, which I will not List here: because those Advantages are not directly Associated with the Building of Swangkee Fortresses, except that everything is Interrelated. Therefore, the more Prosperous the World is OUTSIDE of $wangkee Fortresses, the more Prosperous the World will be INSIDE of $wangkee Fortresses.
- 5D—All of the Wild Animals can be Restored to the Great Plains, so that they can Live as they did for thousands of Years.
  - 5D2—That means that we can have an Abundance of Wild Animals to Observe for Relaxation and Re-creation.
  - 5D3—We can have an Abundance of Wild Animals for a Food Reserve, if anyone Wants it.
  - 5D4—We will not have to Produce Shots of Puss for Vaccinating those Wild Animals, as we must for Domesticated Animals: because those Wild Animals have been Living for thousands of Years without any Vaccinations, and were in Good Health when White People Discovered them, and then decided to Replace them with Domesticated Animals, which Naturally got all Kinds of Diseases, just like the Sick People who Live Unnatural Lives, who Vainly Imagine that they can Improve on the Natural God-given Diet for Mankind, which is the Sweet Fruits from the Trees of Life, and certain Clean Green Herbs, as it is Revealed in the Books of Genesis and Revelation, which no one has Proven to be Wrong.
6—There are no Flying Objects from Trucks on $wangkee Covered Highways: because all $wangkee Trucks are small Enclosed Trucks: because large Heavy Objects are hauled by $wangkee Barges in the Moats and Canals, which might pass under Mountains, or else they are hauled by $wangkee Electric Trains: because …
- 6A—Heavy Trucks cannot Damage $wangkee Highways: because they do not have Access to such Highways. Therefore, …
  - 6A2—Swangkee Highways Endure the Test of Time: because they are not Abused by Heavy Trucks and Trailers, much less by Army Tanks, Bulldozers, and so on. Therefore, …
  - 6A3—Swangkee Highways do not need Constant Maintenance: because they are not Abused by Heavy Vehicles.
    - 6A3a—That means that Swangkee Covered Highways are PERMANENT, whereas a Normal Highway might last for one or 2 Years before it needs to be Repaired.
  - 6A4—Swangkee Covered Highways do not Buckle up from Frosts nor from Freezing: because they cannot normally Freeze, being like Underground Tunnels, except that they have Retractable Windows inside of Stone Arches.
    - 6A4a—There are no Pot Holes in $wangkee Covered Highways: because those Highways are made with Hardened $wangkee Concrete, which is 7 times as Strong as Normal Concrete, and then it is covered with Replaceable Dense Granite Blocks, which are not Polished; but, they are cut Precisely, and fitted together Perfectly, in order to Form a PERFECT $wangkee Highway, which might be off Center by as little as one inch within a span of one mile at a First Class Swangkee Fortress: because of the Precise Tools that are used in order to get it Right.
    - 6A4b—That means that Vehicle Parts are not knocked out of Alignment by Pot Holes in the Highway.
    - 6A4c—That means that no one must Waste Time and Money getting their Vehicles Repaired: because of being Damaged from Pot Holes in the Highway.
- 6B—There are no Accidents because of Pot Holes in the Highways: because of Drivers swerving their Cars in order to avoid such Holes.
  - 6B2—There are no Doctor Bills because of Accidents that Result from Pot Holes in the Highways: because there are NO Pot Holes.
  - 6B3—There are no Wasted Insurance Dollars because of Pot Holes in the Highways. And thus this List could go on and on with Repetitious Advantages, such as …
  - 6B4—No Friends and Relatives are Wasting their Time, Money, and Energy VISITING Injured Friends and Relatives who have been in Accidents because of Pot Holes in the Highways. Once again, this List could go on and on with more and more Advantages: because one Thing Leads to another Thing, and all Things Prove that it is far more Profitable in all Ways for Sane People to Live within Beautiful $wangkee Fortresses, in order to BREAK that Chain of Evil Events that follow a Bad Plan.
7—$wangkee Covered Highways within $wangkee Fortresses do not have Ice and Snow on the Highways, where People Drive; and therefore, …
- 7A—No one is Blinded by the Snow on Swangkee Covered Highways.
  - 7A2—No Vehicles are Slipping on the Highways.
  - 7A3—No Vehicles are Crashing into other Vehicles because of Slipping.
- 7C—No Vehicles are Damaged because of Crashing after Slipping on a Highway.
  - 7C2—No Vehicles are Waiting to be Repaired because of Crashing after Slipping on a Highway.
  - 7C3—There is no Expense for Vehicle Repairs: because of Crashing after Slipping on a Highway.
- 7D—No Vehicles are put into the Junkyard because of Crashing.
  - 7D2—Junkyards are not Filled up with Junk Cars because of Accidents from Slipping on Ice.
  - 7D3—No one is Complaining about Ugly Junk Cars because of Accidents from Slipping on Ice.
- 7E—There is no Damage to the Fortress because of Cars Crashing because of Slipping on the Ice.
- 7F—No Person is Hurt because of an Accident from Slipping on the Ice on a $wangkee Covered Highway: because there is NO ICE.
  - 7F2—No Person is Crippled because of an Accident: because of Crashing after Slipping on a Highway.
  - 7F3—No Person is Handicapped because of an Accident: because of Crashing after Slipping on a Highway.
- 7G—No Person is Hospitalized because of an Accident: because of Crashing after Slipping on a Highway.
- 7H—No Person has a Hospital Bill because of an Accident: because of Crashing after Slipping on a Highway.
- 7I—No Person has a Doctor Bill because of an Accident: because of Crashing after Slipping on a Highway. Moreover, this List could go on and on with a Repetitious Chain of Evil Events, as a Result of just ONE Accident because of Slipping on the Ice, which Causes this, which Causes that, which Causes something else, as I have already shown to you in previous and similar Lists.
8—There is no Rain on Swangkee Covered Highways. Therefore, …
- 8A—No one is Blinded by the Rain on their Windshield while Driving on a Swangkee Covered Highway.
  - 8A2—No one is getting into an Accident because of being Blinded by the Rainwater on the Windshield.
    - 8A2a—No one is getting into an Accident because of a Washed out Highway from too much Rainwater.
    - 8A2b—Vehicles are not held up and backed up by Washed out Highways.
      - 8A2b2—People are not taken by Surprise by Washed out Highways.
    - 8A2c—People do not get to Work too Late: because of Washed out Highways.
    - 8A2d—Shoppers are not held up from getting to their Destinations: because of Washed out Highways.
    - 8A2e—Workers do not Waste any Time and Energy Repairing Washed out Highways.
    - 8A2f—There could easily be a hundred Advantages for $wangkee Covered Highways, just because of not having any Washed out Highways and Bridges because of too much Rainwater on them, which would be Drained into $wangkee Cisterns for Water Storage at Swangkee Fortresses.
  - 8A3—No one can get Hurt or Injured because of getting into an Accident because of being Blinded by the Rain while Driving on a Swangkee Covered Highway.
  - 8A4—No one can have a Doctor Bill because of being in an Accident because of being Blinded by the Rain, and so on.
  - 8A5—No one can have a Hospital Bill because of being Injured in an Accident while Driving on a Swangkee Covered Highway in a Rainstorm. This alone will Save multiple millions of Dollars per Year, which will eventually Pay for those Highways.
  - 8A6—No one can be Disabled because of being Injured in an Accident while Driving on a Swangkee Covered Highway during a Rainstorm, as a Result of Rain on the Highway.
  - 8A7—No one can be Handicapped because of being Injured in an Accident while Driving on a Swangkee Covered Highway during a Rainstorm, and so on. Indeed, you could drop down here with a List a mile long concerning those Unwanted Things that could Happen as a Result of just one Person becoming Handicapped because of an Accident on a Highway! In Fact, it is called a CHAIN REACTION of HUMILIATING EVENTS, which are Designed to Teach us certain Lessons ¾ namely that we Need to Solve such Problems in a Permanent Way, by Building Profitable $wangkee Fortresses, no matter how much Time, Money, Materials, and Effort it Requires in order to do it Right.
  - 8A8—No one has to Baby-sit anyone because of getting Injured in an Accident while Driving a Vehicle on a Swangkee Covered Highway during a Rainstorm.
- 8B1—8B8, 8C1—8C8 — These same seemingly Endless Advantages apply to Sleet and Snow, for which there would be at least another 15 Advantages, which I will not List, lest someone should get Bored. However, there could be another larger Book made, which Lists tens of thousands of Advantages, if it were Needed in order to Persuade some Bonehead that it is Better to Build Swangkee Fortresses, rather than to Suffer with all Kinds of Problems, such as Spinning Car Wheels in the Snow on a Highway, when there is no Need for any Snow on a Highway. Moreover, I have not even addressed the Subject of Swangkee Covered Sidewalks, which are only found at Swangkee Fortresses, which have at least a thousand Advantages over Uncovered Sidewalks in the Cities of Confusion.
- 8D—There are no Broken Windows on Cars on Swangkee Covered Highways because of Hail Storms.
  - 8D2—There are no Damaged Car Tops because of Hail Storms.
    - 8D2a—No one is Wasting their Time getting their Car Repaired because of Hail Damage.
      
      (Once again, this List could go on and on; but, I Trust you to Understand why it does not. For Example, all Buildings within $wangkee Fortresses are HAIL-PROOF, which presents another whole List of Advantages, which I have Listed in my other Books and Booklets. See: What is the GREATEST SIN??)
9—Profitable $wangkee Covered Highways have Gardens on their Roofs. This is one of Greatest Advantages: because …
- 9A—Those $wangkee Gardens Pay for the Highways, and…
- 9B—Bring in Extra Income for hundreds of Years that would otherwise not be Realized.
- 9C—There is no Need for Mowing Grass along a Swangkee Covered Highway: because …
  - 9C2—There is no Grass, (even though there might be Flowers of all Kinds),
  - 9C3—No Brush,
  - 9C4—No Weeds,
  - 9C5—No Overhanging Trees, and…
  - 9C6—No Broken Tree Limbs on the Highway.
    - 9C6b—There are no Accidents because of Tree Limbs on the Highway.
      
      (Once again, this List could go on and on with Hospital Bills, Doctor Bills, etc.: because of Liter on the Highway Causing Accidents.)
  - 9C7—No Need for a Clean-up Crew to pick up Broken Tree Limbs and Fallen Rocks.
  - 9C8—No Tree Leaves falling on the Highway.
  - 9C9—No Clean-up necessary for Tree Leaves.
    - 9C9a—There is no Need for Special Clean-up Equipment for $wangkee Covered Highways because of Tree Leaves falling on them: because there are NO Tree Leaves falling on them: because the Highways are far above the Tree Tops, which are Pruned down for Picking Fruits.
  - 9C10—There is no Way that anyone can Stand above the Swangkee Highway and throw Rocks or Bricks down onto Windshields, as they can now do by Standing on Overpasses above Freeways. This is a Major Advantage, if you consider the Fact that you can be KILLED from such Mischievous Acts. Therefore,
  - 9C11—There are no Injuries from People throwing Rocks onto Vehicles as they pass under them.
  - 9C12—There are no Doctor Bills from People getting Injured from other People throwing Rocks or other Objects onto Vehicles from above as those Vehicles pass under them: because …
10—There are no Overpasses on Highways at Swangkee Fortresses: because …
- 10A—There is no need for Overpasses: because there is only ONE $wangkee Covered Highway within each Fortress, which …
  - 10A2—Highway goes all of the way around the entire Fortress. Therefore, …
- 10B—There are no Stop Signs on Swangkee Highways that go around Swangkee Fortresses: because …
  - 10B2—A Swangkee Highway goes in only ONE Directionaround the Fortress, which is Counter-clockwise, unless the Highway is a Double Decker for 2-way Traffic in large Forts.
- 10C—There are no Stop Lights at Swangkee Fortresses: because …
  - 10C2—There are no Railroad Tracks crossing Swangkee Highways, and …
  - 10C3—There are no Highways Crossing other Highways: because that is the Main Insanity of most Cities of Confusion, which Invites all Kinds of Problems. Therefore, …
  - 10C4—The Brakes in Swangkee Vehicles endure longer: because no one has to Stop for a Sign nor a Light.
  - 10C5—There is less Energy Wasted by Vehicles that run on Swangkee Highways: because …
  - 10C6—You never have to Stop and Wait for Lights to Change. This one Advantage alone is enough to make me Want to Live at a $wangkee Fortress: because I absolutely Hate those Stop Lights in the Cities of Confusion: because I am Deprived of my Freedom to MOVE whenever I Want to, as it is on my Farm, which has NO Stop Lights.
- 10D—You can Drive in the Shade under a Swangkee Covered Highway. Therefore, …
  - 10D1—Swangkee Covered Highways are Cooler in Summer, and Warmer in Winter. (This is 2 Advantages in one.)
  - 10D2—You never have the Sunlight glaring in your Eyes. Therefore, …
  - 10D3—You are never Blinded by the Sunlight. Therefore, …
  - 10D4—You cannot get into an Accident because of being Blinded by the Sunlight. Therefore, …
  - 10D5—You cannot have Doctor Bills because of getting into an Accident because of being Blinded by the Sunlight while Driving on a Swangkee Covered Highway.
  - 10D6—You will not have Hospital Bills because of getting into Accidents because of being Blinded by the Sunlight while Driving on Swangkee Covered Highways.
  - 10D7—You will not Waste other People’s Time and Energy while Caring for you: because of going to some Hospital after getting into an Accident while being Blinded while Driving on a $wangkee Covered Highway.
    - 10D7b—You will not Waste your Time and Energy waiting in Lines at Drug Stores, in order to get Pain-killing Pills and Medicines in order to Relieve yourself of the Bad Effects of Driving on Highways without these Advantages, etc., etc.
- 10E—There is no Gravel flying into Windshields at Swangkee Fortresses: because …
  - 10E2—Swangkee Covered Highways are kept Clean, and are not Graveled, nor Connected to Graveled Roads.
  - 10E3—That also means that Paper is not flying up from the Highway, which could Cause an Accident.
  - 10E4—Trash is not Causing Drivers to swerve into other Lanes of Traffic.
- 10F—There is no need for Salting Swangkee Covered Highways: because it is Impossible for Ice to get on such Highways: because …
- 10G—Swangkee Covered Highways have large Arched Windows going all of the way around them, which Retractable Windows keep OUT all Snow, Sleet, Rain, Hail, and Ice, which Arched Windows are very Attractive.
  - 10G1A—Vehicles are not Rusting out because of Salted Highways.
  - 10G1B—There are no Ugly Vehicles because of Vehicles Rusting out because of Salting Highways.
  - 10G1C—There are no Repair Bills because of Vehicles Rusting out because of Salting Highways.
    - 10G1C2—Drivers are not Infuriated or made Angry by having to Drive on Salted Highways.
      - 10G1C2a—Because of less Anger, there are less Arguments at Swangkee Fortresses.
        
        10G1C2a2—There is less Drinking of Alcoholic Beverages because of getting Upset because of Arguments.
- 10H—Wild Animals cannot get run over on $wangkee Covered Highways: because there are no Wild Animals in such Fortresses, unless they are Penned in. (NOTE: This Advantage could easily be followed by a hundred other Advantages, which I will Trust you to figure out. Otherwise, ask the Highway Patrol.)
- 10I—There are no Head-on Collisions with Cars at Swangkee Fortresses: because of the One-way Highways. (Once again, this Advantage could be followed with a List a mile long, so to speak: because of a Chain of Events that are Prevented by having ONE-WAY Traffic, even as it is now for Drivers on a Freeway or Autobahn.)
- 10J—There are no Skidding Cars because of Black Ice on the Highway. (“Black Ice” is not Seen by Drivers: because it is Clear.)
11—Only $wangkee Solar-powered Vehicles are used on Swangkee Covered Highways, which …
- 11A—$wangkee Vehicles run on Reusable Hot Salt, which is used to Generate Electricity for Charging Electric Batteries. The Heat for making that Hot Salt is produced by Sunstar Power. (See 40 Good Reasons and Great Advantages for Making and Using $wangkee Solar-powered Cars, Vans, Buses, Trucks, Tractors, Backhoes, Trackhoes, Bulldozers, Cranes, Trains, Barges, Ships, and Planned City States.)
  - 11A2—Therefore, there is no Exhaust from Vehicles that run on Swangkee Covered Highways.
  - 11A3—Therefore, there is no Pollution from Swangkee Vehicles.
  - 11A4—Therefore, that is one of the Reasons that there is Fresh Clean Air at all Swangkee Fortresses.
  - 11A5—Therefore, no one is Suffering from the Diseases that are Caused by Air Pollution.
  - 11A6—Therefore, there are no Doctor Bills because of Breathing Bad Air.
  - 11A7—There are no Hospital Bills because of Breathing Bad Air.
  - 11A8—There are no Disabled People because of being Subjecting to Breathing Bad Air.
  - 11A9—There are no Irritated People because of Breathing Bad Air.
  - 11A10—There are no Sick Children because of Breathing Bad Air.
  - 11A11—There are no Carbon-monoxide Poisonings at Swangkee Fortresses: because no one uses Gasoline-powered Vehicles nor Tools of any Kind.
  - 11A12—There are no Suicides from Carbon-monoxide Poisoning at Swangkee Fortresses.
  - 11A13—There is no Reason to Open a Window in order to let out Carbon Monoxide Gas from a Building at any $wangkee Fortress, etc., etc., etc.
12—There are no Greasy Engines at Swangkee Fortresses: because they use Solar Powered Engines.
- 12A—There are no Oil Spills because of having Gasoline-powered Vehicles, which use Oil.
  - 12A2—There is no Water Pollution because of Oil Spills.
  - 12A3—There is no Gas Spilled because of having Gasoline-powered Vehicles.
  - 12A4—There is no Danger from Gas Fires because of Gas Spills.
  - 12A5—There are no Accidental Fires because of Gas Spills.
  - 12A6—There are no Burned Vehicles because of Gas Fires.
  - 12A7—There are no Burned People because of Gas Fires.
  - 12A8—There are no Burned Buildings because of Gas Fires.
  - 12A9—There are no Explosions because of Gasoline being Stored at Swangkee Fortresses: because …
13—Gasoline is not Stored at $wangkee Fortresses; and therefore, there is another whole List of Advantages. For Example, …
- 13A—Children cannot Accidentally Drink Gasoline.
  - 13A2—There would not be any Emergency Ambulances needed in order to Rescue Children who Accidentally Swallowed nor Sniffed some Gasoline.
  - 13A3—There would not be any Hospital Emergency Visits because of Children Swallowing nor Sniffing Gasoline that is used in Lawn Mowers, etc.
- 13B—There are no Explosions causing the breaking out of Windows at Swangkee Fortresses. (See other Advantages above for Lists of Advantages as a Result of not having such Abominations, such as not having Doctor Bills, Insurance, and so on.)
- 13C—There are no Children Sniffing Gasoline for a Cheap High.
14—There are no Flooded Highways at Swangkee Fortresses: because the Highways are COVERED with $wangkee All-Mineral Organic Gardens, which have Topsoil that is 3 feet deep, covered with Profitable $wangkee Mulching Rocks, which Topsoil Absorbs the Rainwater. However, if there is an Excessive amount of Rainwater, it drains off into $wangkee Cisterns, after it is Filtered through Sand Boxes made of Concrete, which are a Part of the Arches along the Highway. (See the Swangkee Photo Gallery of Gardening for an Example of $wangkee Mulching Rocks; and, see Drawings of $wangkee Covered Highways for Examples of their Construction.) Therefore, because there are no Flooded Highways, …
- 14A—There are no Damaged Cars because of Flooding.
  - 14A2—There are no Repair Bills for Damaged Cars because of Flooding on Highways.
  - 14A3—There are no Junk Cars for the Junkyard because of Damaged Vehicles on Flooded Highways. (And this List could also go on and on with the same Kind of Advantages that I have already Listed, which do not need to be Repeated, except that most People do not seem to Remember them, until they get into a Bad Accident, or almost get Killed. However, if you read these Advantages over and over, you will think of those Advantages, and then you will Realize that I have not Listed even HALF of the Good Reasons and Great Advantages for Building and Living within the Borders of Beautiful Planned City States, called: Swangkee Lowtels, Hightels, Castles, and Fortresses.
15—There are no Derailed Trains at $wangkee Fortresses: because …
- 15A—There is only ONE Railroad Track at a $wangkee Fortress, which goes all of the Way around the Fortress, Underground; and it goes very slowly: because there is no longer any Hurry: because everyone is Moderately Rich. Indeed, …
- 15B—Each Boxcar on a $wangkee Transportation Train is lined up in Order, so that when it arrives at the Fortress, each Boxcar is loaded with the Goods that match up with the Place that they are being Delivered to. In other words, after the Train goes all of the way around the Fortress, and comes to a Stop, each Boxcar will be stopped at the Unloading Door for which its Goods are Destined to be Delivered. For Example, every 4th Boxcar will be Unloaded at one Time, and then the Train will move forward to the next Stop, where every 3rd Boxcar will be Unloaded; and so on: because the Boxcars are Loaded according to their Numbered Order, according to the Homecraft Workshops for which they are Destined, which Workshops are spaced precisely 4 Boxcars apart. Therefore, …
  - 15B1—Swangkee Trains only need to Stop 4 Times in order to be Unloaded at a Swangkee Fortress.
  - 15B2—There are no Banging and Clanking Boxcars on Railroad Tracks at $wangkee Fortresses: because the Trains only go Forward, and slightly Downhill as they go, which prevents them from Clanking: because there is Consistent Pressure or Thrust on the Electric Locomotive that applies the Brakes. Indeed, they are held back by the Brakes on the Electric Solar-powered $wangkee Locomotive that pulls the Boxcars, which simply Releases its Brakes in order to move the Train quietly Forward about 300 feet at a Time: because the Homecraft Workshops are spaced at about 400 feet apart.
  - 15B3—However, some $wangkee Fortresses have no Trains at all: because they are not large enough to Need them. Therefore, …
  - 15B4—Those Fortresses use $wangkee Moats for Transportation, which are Peaceful Waterways, which are also used for …
  - 15B5—Fishing, which means that they Serve several Purposes, which no Railroad could Serve, such as...
  - 15B6—Canoeing,
  - 15B7—Ice Skating,
  - 15B8—Diving, and so on.
- 15C—$wangkee Underground Trains do not run over Wild Animals.
  - 15C2—Trains do not Crash into Vehicles that attempt to Cross the Tracks: because there are …
  - 15C3—NO Railroad Crossings: because …
  - 15C4—All $wangkee Railroad Tracks Serve only one Train at one Time. For Example, there is one Track that goes from Point A to Point B; and there is another Track that goes from Point B to Point A. Therefore, …
  - 15C5—All Head-on Collisions are Impossible with $wangkee Trains: because of Independent Tracks. Moreover, …
    - 15C5a—That one Great Advantage follows with a List of Advantages a hundred miles long: because, if a hundred People Avoided a hundred Potential Problems that could arise from just one Train Wreck, that would equal 10,000 Advantages, multiplied by all of the Advantages for Avoiding all of the other Potential Problems that could arise from those Problems, and so on, including Poverty, Divorces, Suicides, Wars, and so on. (See a List of Swangkee Literature, for: The KO$T of a Dipstik, for the PROOF.)
16—$wangkee Trains do not carry Hazardous Materials, such as Explosive Gas, Harmful Chemicals, Bombs, and so on: because none of those Things are Needed nor Wanted at $wangkee Fortresses. Indeed, People Lived well for thousands of Years without ANY of those Dangerous Things. Therefore, …
- 16A—There are no Accidents from Explosions as a Result of Train Wrecks: because there are no Wrecks and nothing to be Exploded.
  - 16A2—And that one Great Advantage presents an entire List of Advantages that could be Listed here; but, why be bothered, since everyone can just Imagine what could Result from an Explosion. (See: The KO$T of a Dipstik for the PROOF.)
17—First Class $wangkee Passenger Trains are Solar-powered Electric Trains, which …
- 17A—Are Non-polluting,
- 17B—Comfortable—as in $wangkee Easy Chair Comfort,
- 17C—And Moderately Swift: because they run Underground, and there is
- 17D—No Danger of an Accident: because …
- 17E—Nothing can get on the Track. Moreover, …
- 17F—Frost cannot heave up the Track: because it is well Underground, having a Solid Hardened Concrete Foundation.
18—Second Class $wangkee Passenger Trains are also Solar-powered Electric Trains; but, they run above Ground Level, on Top of the Tunnels for the First Class Trains, and therefore their Tracks are also Precise and Smooth. However, these Trains do not run swiftly: because …
- 18A—They are Designed for Viewing the Sites, which means that they might go a Maximum of 40 miles per Hour, which also makes them Safer and Quieter than Normal Trains. Moreover, they do not cross Highways, except for Overpasses and Underpasses, which are the Preferable Passes: because it is Impractical to have Normal Railroad Crossings with Signal Lights.
19—$wangkee Fortresses are Termite-proof: because there is nothing for Termites to Eat. Therefore, …
- 19A—There is no Termite-infested Lumber to be Replaced, as it would be in a Normal Wooden Structure.
- 19B—There is no Need to Hire anyone to Remove any Termite-infested Lumber.
- 19C—There is no Time Wasted in the Replacement of Termite-infested Lumber.
- 19D—There is no Energy Wasted in the Replacement of Termite-infested Lumber.
- 19E—There is no Material Wasted in the Replacement of Termite-infested Lumber.
- 19F—There is no Money Wasted in the Replacement of Termite-infested Lumber.
20—There is no Place Designed within a $wangkee Fortress for Mice to Live.
- 20A—There is no Place Designed within a $wangkee Fortress for Rats to Live.
  - 20A2—There are no Rats Eating on Corn.
  - 20A3—There are no Rats Eating on Wheat.
  - 20A4—There are no Rats Eating on Rice.
    - 20A4a—Therefore, there is no Need to Grow so much Rice.
      - 20A4a2—There is no Need to Plow up so much Topsoil.
      - 20A4a3—There is no Need for Saving so much Seed to be Planted.
      - 20A4a4—There is no Need for making so many Storage Containers.
      - 20A4a5—And this List could go on and on with every Kind of Grain on Earth, with a whole List of Advantages for not having to do this or that, which would surely add up to hundreds of thousands of Advantages! Moreover, I have not even mentioned all of the Fruits and Nuts that Rats and Mice could Destroy or Contaminate, which could Cause millions of People to get Sick, which could Cause Doctor Bills, Hospital Bills, Ambulance Bills, and Bills for Medicines, which could be the Wrong Medicines, and thus Produce all Kinds of other Disadvantages.
- 20B—There is no Place Designed within a $wangkee Fortress for Cockroaches to Live: because all of the Stone Walls are SOLID. Therefore, if there are any Cockroaches within a $wangkee Fortress, it will only be because someone has Failed to Clean their House. However, in a Normal American House, the Cockroaches would Thrive between the Inner Wall and the Outer Wall of the House: because no one has Access to those Areas, in order to Clean them. Likewise, Mice and Rats could also Live there, unless the House were Sealed up. However, I have been inside of very Expensive American Houses, which had Mice in them: because it is difficult to get rid of them, once they are Established. Likewise, it is said that there are more Rats in New York City, than there are People in the entire World: because they Live within the Sewer System. However, …
21—At a $wangkee Fortress, the Sewer System is Enclosed within each $wangkee Stone Domehome Complex, which has a
- 21A—Methane Digester, which provides
- 21B—Methane Gas for Cooking, if anyone wants to Cook. Otherwise, it is used for …
- 21C—Heating or Cooling: because it is virtually Free Energy. Likewise,
- 21D—The Waste Matter from Plants and Animals is also run through the Methane Digester, which makes …
- 21E—Good Compost, which is then …
- 21F—Used in the Garden for Fertilizer. Likewise, …
- 21G—All of the Waste Matter from the Kitchen is used in the Methane Digester, if it is not Fed to Farm Animals. (NOTE: Those Advantages only apply to certain Swangkee Fortresses: because not all Fortresses will have Methane Digesters: because they use other Methods for getting Rid of Waste Matter, which is Recycled through Farm Animals, which are Recycled through Wild Animals, which are Recycled through other Wild Animals, as it is done Naturally. In other words, there is more than one Way to get Rid of Waste Matter, without Polluting the Environment.)
22—Swangkee Fortresses have COVERED Sidewalks, so that we can take Advantage of at least a thousand Good Reasons for having them, such as …
- 22A—No one can Slip on a Swangkee Covered Sidewalk: because of Ice, Snow, or Rainwater.
  - 22A2—No one can Fall after Slipping on a Swangkee Covered Sidewalk.
    - 22A2a—No one can end up in a Hospital, after Slipping and Falling on a Sidewalk.
    - 22A2b—No one can get Killed, after getting a Head Injury after Slipping on a Sidewalk: because of Ice, Snow, Sleet, Rain, Spilled Oil, etc.
      - 22A2b2—No one needs to Waste their Time attending someone’s Funeral, after they have been Killed after Slipping on the Snow or Ice on a Sidewalk.
        
        22A2b2a—No one is Unemployed as a Result of Attending a Funeral, after someone has been Killed from Slipping on the Snow or Ice on a Sidewalk.
        
        22A2b2a2b—No one is Fired as a Result of Wasting their Time attending some Funeral, after someone has been Killed from Slipping on the Snow or Ice on a Sidewalk. (And this List could go on an ON. For Example, …)
        
        22A2b2a2b3—No one has to Hire a Babysitter, while attending a Funeral, after someone has been Killed from Slipping on the Ice on a Sidewalk: because there is no need to use an Uncovered Sidewalk during such Times as whenever it might have Ice or Snow on it: because there are Tunnels and Covered Sidewalks to be used when needed. (And this Advantage could easily be followed with a hundred other Advantages, such as …)
- 22B—No one has to get Insurance in order to Cover the Cost of the Babysitter, who might Fall down the Steps and Break her Neck on the Way Home from the Funeral Home, after Learning that her Boyfriend also Slipped on the Ice, and is now Unconscious in some Hospital Bed, after Rushing across the Street in order to Answer the Telephone: because his Telephone went out after there was too much Snow falling on the Telephone Line, which could be Complicated by the Dog that got run over by the Car that Slid on the Icy Street, which Caused that Driver to have a Heart Attack, which Caused a Chain Reaction that presented a thousand other Disadvantages for not Living within a Profitable $wangkee Fortress.
- 22C—There is no Need for Umbrellas at Swangkee Fortresses: because you can go through Beautiful Swangkee Tunnels, if it is Raining, or if it is too Hot. This Advantage alone will cut down on Heat Strokes and other Ailments.
  - 22C1—No one Needs to get a Heat Stroke nor Frozen to Death: because of not having Swangkee Covered Sidewalks. This List could follow with another List a mile long.
  - 22C2—Swangkee Tunnels have Marble-faced Walls, and some also have Fish Aquariums for Entertainment. Moreover, at some Swangkee Fortresses, you might Discover Special Shopping Mauls along the Tunnels, which have Gardens and Orchards above the Roofs. Therefore, …
- 22D—There is no Wasted Space at $wangkee Fortresses, neither above Ground nor below Ground. Moreover, …
- 22E—When you stand at a Hotel Window, and look out across the Gardens toward the Swangkee Castle, you see nothing but Beauty in every Direction.
  - 22E2—Likewise, when you stand at a Swangkee Castle Window, and look out across the Terraced Gardens toward the Swangkee Fortress, you see nothing but Beauty in every Direction, which is Enhanced by the Terraced Rock Walls that Step down as they go out, and then Step back up as they approach the Fortress. (See the Drawing of a Fourth Swangkee Fortress, which is at the Beginning of this Book.) Just Compare such a Beautiful Site with what you See when you look out of the Window of any Modern Hotel within any City of Confusion, which has all of its Ugly Roofs and Uglier Streets, which are lined with Tasteless Ugly Buildings, Polluting Cars, Stink, Noise, and equally Ugly Painted People ¾ none of which would Willingly Choose to Live like they do, if they had a Choice between that Lifestyle, and that of a Swangkee Fortress Lifestyle, which has more than 5,000 Advantages, many of which are not even Evident.
23—There are no Ugly Electric Wires in the Sky at Swangkee Fortresses: because all of the Wires are Underground in Swangkee Tunnels.
- 23A—That means that no one can get Electrocuted because of Power Lines falling down.
  - 23A1—That means that no one must be Rushed to the Hospital because of getting Electrocuted.
    - 23A1a—That means that there are no Ambulance Bills because of People being Rushed to Hospitals because of downed Power Lines.
    - 23A1a2—There is no Danger of anyone getting Injured because of an “Accident” involving Ambulances that are Rushing to Hospitals because of People getting Injured by downed Power Lines.
  - 23A2—There are no Doctor Bills because of someone getting Injured from downed Power Lines.
  - 23A3—There are no Medical Bills because of someone getting Injured from downed Power Lines.
- 23B—Swangkee Power Lines are easier to Repair, if any Repairs are necessary: because those Power Lines are Inside of Spacious Swangkee Tunnels.
  - 23B2—Swangkee Tunnels for Power Lines are easy to Walk through, without Bending over.
  - 23B3—There is no Rotting Food in Freezers and Refrigerators because of Power Outages from Broken Electric Lines in Ice Storms. (NOTE: That presents another mile-long List of Advantages, as a Result of not having such Power Outages at $wangkee Fortresses. For Example, no one can get Sick from Eating Food that was Spoiled by Thawing out in a Freezer. Therefore, no Doctor Bills, no Hospital Bills, no Wasted Time off of Work, etc., etc.)
- 23C—No matter how Bad the Weather is, it is Comfortable to Work on Swangkee Power Lines: because they are Inside of Swangkee Tunnels.
  - 23C2—No Repairman must Freeze his Fingers, while Working on a Swangkee Electric Power Line.
  - 23C3—No Repairman must Sweat in the Heat, while Working on Swangkee Electric Power Lines.
  - 23C4—No Gust of Wind can blow a Repairman into a Power Line: because they are within Swangkee Tunnels.
  - 23C5—No Repairman can fall off of a Ladder, while Working on a Swangkee Power Line.
  - 23C6—No Skyhook is needed in order to Repair a Swangkee Electric Power Line.
    - 23C6a—That means that the Truck that would normally Transport a Skyhook is not Needed.
    - 23C6b—That means that there is an entire List of Advantages a mile long, which are obtained from not having to Maintain such a Truck, including …
      - 23C6b2—No Insurance for the Truck.
  - 23C6b3—No Insurance for the Repairman who Works with such Trucks.
- 23D—Swangkee Electric Power Lines are Safe to Work on: because they use Low Voltage/Low Amperage Direct Current, instead of High Voltage/High Amperage Alternating Current, which is used to Electrocute People in Electric Chairs. This is a Major Advantage, which most People know nothing about: because it is out of their Territory of Study. However, Thomas Edison made an Electric Light for a Lighthouse off of the Coast of Californicate, and it has been Working Good ever since 1883 on Direct Current, without ever being turned off! Therefore, which Kind of ElecTRICKERY do you think might be Best?
  - 23D2—Even if you get Shocked with 10,000 Volts of Direct Electricity at a Swangkee Fortress, it will not Kill you: because it is not Alternating Current with High Amperage. Therefore, that Advantage alone brings up another List of Advantages a mile long: because of all of the Things that can Happen to People because of High Voltage/High Amperage Alternating Current, which is found in all Cities of Confusion, Worldwide. For Example, …
    - 23D2a—If you Happen to be Standing Barefoot in a Pool of Water, and someone Accidentally knocks the Radio or Telephone into the Water, you can be Electrocuted to Death; but, with Direct Low Voltage/Low Amperage Electricity, you would only be Frightened by the Incident. (Please Correct me, if you think that I am Wrong about this: because I am only going by what I have been Told, and the Source of that Information is not exactly 100% Reliable. Nevertheless, you can Disregard this Advantage for now: because there is no Swangkee Fortress running on Direct Current Electricity, as far as I know of.)
- 23E—Birds are not getting their Necks Broken by Flying into Power Lines during the Night.
  - 23E2—That Advantage brings up another whole List of Advantages, such as no Stinking Rotting Dead Birds lying around after running into Power Lines during the Night.
    - 23E2a—No one has to Clean up Stinking Dead Birds, etc.
    - 23E2b—No one has to bother to Look for Dead Birds.
    - 23E2c—No one has to Waste any Garbage Bags for such Dead Birds.
    - 23E2d—No one has to Waste any Time and Energy Burying such Dead Birds.
    - 23E2e—No Diseases are spread because of such Dead Birds lying around.
- 23F—Swangkee Electric Lines are easy to Replace: because they do not run through long Conduit Pipes. Moreover, …
  - 23F1—The Electric Conduit Pipes run through the Inner Wall within Swangkee Stone Domehomes, so that they are Accessible without any Digging in the Ground.
    - 23F1a—That Advantage brings up another List of Advantages, which are the Results of not having to DIG for Pipes. For Example, …
      - 23F1a2—There is no Danger of Disturbing the Foundation of any Building: because of having to Dig for an Electrical Conduit Pipe.
      - 23F1a2b—There is no Danger of Causing a Major Crack to appear within the Ceiling of a Swangkee Stone Domehome: because of Disturbing the Foundation: because of Digging up an Electrical Conduit Pipe.
- 23G—There is no Danger of anyone getting Hurt, while Digging up an Electrical Conduit Pipe that contains a Hot Wire: because there are NO Buried Electrical Conduit Pipes: because they all run through Swangkee Tunnels, or within Walls, to which the General Public does not have Access.
24—Swangkee Fortresses contain People of the same Religious and Political Beliefs; and therefore, there are no Internal Conflicts because of Differing Beliefs, such as there are in Jerusalem.
- 24A—That means that People are not Fighting each other over Meaningless Differences, such as which Color of Lipstick to use in order to Please the Goddess of Lust, who Demands some Shade of RED, just to get “Turned on.” Nevertheless, there are Meaningful Differences that make Major Differences, such as whether or not Lipstick should be used by anyone, including People who are like Camels and Jackasses. Therefore, all such Differences are Settled by a SEPARATION of Religious Groups of People, who can Agree that People who are like Sheep and Goats should not be Ruled over by People who are like Lions and Wolves, which brings Peace like the People of the World have never known before.
  - 24A2—That Advantage alone can be Multiplied times every Person in the World who is now Unhappy with his or her Neighbors, who are either Filthy, Messy, Unclean, Violent, or entirely too Fussy, Neat, and Picky. Therefore, the only Wise Thing to do is to SEPARATE the People into Groups of Like-minded People: so that everyone can Mind his or her own Business. This one Advantage gives to us at least 4 billion Advantages: because each Person has his or her own Reasons for Living in Peace, and Minding his or her own Business. However, within the present System of Confusion, almost everyone is Irritated by the Obnoxious People that they have to Deal with, Daily, such as those who Smoke Cigarettes.
    - 24A2a—There are many Swangkee Fortresses where Smoking is not Allowed. That one Advantage alone makes it worth the Sacrifice to move into one.
      - 24A2a2—Therefore, those Swangkee Fortresses do not have to Tax themselves in order to cover the Costs of Lung Cancer, and whatever is Associated with Smoking. Likewise, …
- 24B—No matter what Diseases bother the Wicked People, the Righteous People are never Taxed in the Swangkee Fortress System in order to Support those Wicked People. This one Advantage alone is enough to make most Sane People Want to Live within Swangkee Fortresses. (NOTE: That Advantage presents another whole List of Advantages — such as no Tax Forms, no Tax Reforms, no Tax Offices for that Purpose, etc., etc.)
25—There is no Stress at Swangkee Fortresses: because anyone can easily Earn enough Money in order to Buy his or her Swangkee Stone Domehome Complex within 6 Years of Common Labor: because there are NO Middlemen who are Capitalizing on Goods and Services.
- 25A—Therefore, you can take your Sweet Time, and RELAX, while you do your Work at a Swangkee Fortress: because, if you do Good Works, you cannot help but Prosper. However, in the City of Confusion, it does not matter how Hard you Work, you are still in Debt up to your Neck: because of the Interest on a Loan. Therefore, …
26—There are no Loans and
- 26A—No Interest on Loans at Swangkee Fortresses: because they are not Needed. (See my 32-page Booklet, called: Are you Poor, and not too Proud to Confess it??)
  - 26A2—That means that the Poorest of Poor People can now become Moderately Rich, just by their Labor, alone: because that Righteous GovernMint simply Mints or Prints the Necessary New Money in order to use that Money Wisely, in order to Hire whomever is Willing and Able to Learn and Work, in order to do Good Works, such as the Building of Profitable $wangkee Lowtels, Hightels, Castles, and Fortresses! Therefore, …
    - 26A2a—That Stonework Represents that New Money, which makes it the very Best Money in this World, which is Backed up and Represented by something of True Value. However, what Represents our Money at this Time, when People normally Borrow Money in order to build Firetrap Mouse-infested Cockroach Dens, called Wooden/Plastic Houses?
27—Because of the Swangkee Fortress System, if you Want to Live like a Fool, you can do so; but, if you Want to Live like a Wise Person, you can also do so.However, in this Present Evil System of Bad Government, it is almost Impossible to Live like a Wise Person: because there is no Encouragement from anyone to do it. Indeed, there is not one Swangkee Fortress on the Surface of this Earth, much less a Fortress full of Holy People who Feast on the Sweet Fruits of Love and Joy.
- 27A—Because of Holy People, you do not have to Smell Bad Breath: because Holy People do not have Bad Breath.
- 27B—You do not have to Smell Stinking Sweaty Bodies: because Holy People do not have Stinking Bodies.
- 27C—You do not have to Smell Stinking Bathrooms: because Holy People do not have Stinking Bowel Movements.
- 27D—You do not have to Smell Sick People: because Holy People do not get Sick.
  - 27D2—You do not have to Smell Vomit: because Holy People, like Horses, Deer, and Sheep do not Vomit.
  - 27D3—You do not have to Look at Sick People: because Holy People do not Look Sickly: because they are as Healthy as the Wild Mountain Goats, who have no Doctors, no Drug Stores, no Hospitals, and no Need for them.
  - 27D4—You do not have to Baby-sit Sick People: because there are NO Sick People at First Class Swangkee Fortresses: because everyone has to Fast for at least 40 Days, just to Visit such a Planned City State, which they must do at a Third Swangkee Fortress, until they are Worthy to Visit a Second Swangkee Fortress, at which Time they will be Tested for all Diseases, and then, if they are found Holy or Clean, as Moses Taught, they will be Permitted to Visit a First Swangkee Lowtel, Castle, and Fortress. However, if someone Wants to Live with Sick People, they may continue to Live within some City of Pollution with Gluttons, Drunkards, Drug Addicts, Whoremongers, and whatever you might find in New Yuck City, Lost Angels, Lungdung, and Honk Konk.
  - 27D5—You do not have to Deal with Mentally-sick People: because they are Weeded Out. For Example, all Sane People can Agree that if everyone in the World should Learn, Believe, Love, and Obey the Ten Commandments, there would be no Need for any Taxes: because no one would commit any Crimes, and therefore there would not be any Need for Policemen, Jails, Judges, Lawyers, Prisons, Prison Keepers, and so on. Indeed, there would not even be a Need for National Defense: because everyone would be more like Jesus Christ and his Disciples, rather than be like Satan and Sons, Incorporated. Therefore, everyone who Wants to Live within a First, Second, Third, Fourth, Fifth, or Sixth Swangkee Fortress, will have to Agree to LOVE and OBEY those Ten Commandments: because that is the Way to bring Law, Order, Obedience, Peace, and True Prosperity. Therefore, if someone does not Agree to Obey those Commandments, they are simply NOT Welcome at any First, Second, Third, Fourth, Fifth, nor Sixth Swangkee Fortress; but, they may Live within some City of Confusion like New York, Los Angeles, Los Vegas, Miami, Washington DC, or wherever Criminals like to Live, even if they Want to Live in Sewer Drains. However, if someone Wants to Live a GOOD Life, and Enjoy Good Health and True Wealth, there will be a Way for them to do it with Love and Joy: because the Swangkee Fortress System has a Way for a Righteous Person to PROGRESS UP THE MOUNTAIN OF TRUE PROSPERITY.
  - 27D6—However, if you Want to Legally Live with Drug Addicts, you may do so: because some Swangkee Fortresses Allow the use of Drugs, such as Marijuana and Cocaine, or whatever those People Want: because there is Total Freedom at Swangkee Fortresses, where Fools can be Fools, and Wise People can be Wise: because it is the only Way to PROVE once and for all Time WHO is Right and WHO is Wrong. Therefore, …
  - 27D7—If you are Wise, you will Choose what is Good for you at a First, Second, Third, Fourth, Fifth, or Sixth Swangkee Fortress, where no Smoking is Allowed. However, you must also Choose what you Want to Eat, and how you Want to Live: because each Kind of Swangkee Fortress has DEGREES of Righteousness, so that we can STEP UP or step down on the Ladder of Progress. And that is why everyone Needs to Study my Book, called: $wangkee Lowtels, Hightels, Castles, and Fortresses: because it Explains the Master Plan for this Unique System of Good GovernMint. Therefore, if you do not Understand what is written in this Book, it is because you have not Studied those other Books that this Book refers to. Nevertheless, there are still at least 248 Advantages for Building and Living within those Swangkee Fortresses, even if you do not Understand them. Therefore, just be Patient, until you Learn enough in order to come to a Good Understanding of my Master Plan: because it makes Good Sense once you Learn all about it.
28—Swangkee Fortresses are easy to Defend: because they are Designed for Self-defense. (Remember what I told you in “101 Good Reasons...” about those German Bunkers on the Beach in Normandy, none of which were knocked out with 50 million tons of Bombs!)
- 28A—That means that it is Impractical for anyone to make War on Swangkee Fortresses.
  - 28A2—That means that no other Nation would bother to make any Weapons in order to Attack any Swangkee Fortress: because it would be Futile to attempt to take one over by Force of Arms: because it would be like a Piss Ant attempting to Rape an Elephant, while a Swangkee Vacuum Cleaner is standing Guard for the Elephant. In other words, that Nation would be in essence making War on the entire Swangkee Fortress System, Worldwide, which would Respond with Overwhelming Forces: because there is no Need for any Nation to make War on Swangkee Fortresses, since all of them can Join one of Seven Great Swangkee Armies of WORKING Soldiers, and also get Moderately Rich. Therefore, …
    - 28A2a—The Money that would normally be Wasted on Wars, can now be used to do Good Works.
      - 28A2a2—And that Great Advantage is followed by a thousand other Advantages for doing Good Works, instead of making Weapons that must be Destroyed, such as the American Chemical Bombs and Obsolete Atomic Bombs.
29—Swangkee Fortresses are Self-air-conditioned, which Means
- 29A— …that Swangkee Fortresses easily Pay for themselves by the Energy that they Save.
30—Water Pipes never Freeze at Swangkee Fortresses: because they are all well under the Ground.
- 30A—Therefore, there is another entire List of Advantages for that one Advantage, which I will not bother to List: because it is Understood that one Advantage is followed by another Advantage, which is followed by many other Advantages.
31—You can Sleep in Peace at a Swangkee Fortress: because of a thousand Reasons. Do I need to List them, also?? Indeed, the very next Time that anything Happens, which Upsets your Peace of Mind, just ask yourself if it could Happen within a Swangkee Fortress. For Example, …
- 31A—Not many Years ago, the Radical Terrorists were Threatening to BURN DOWN certain American Cities; but, what Threat would it be within a Swangkee Fortress, which contains People of Likemindedness, who have no Cause for doing such Things? Moreover, because the City cannot Burn, such a Threat is Meaningless. Therefore, …
32—Once the Swangkee Fortresses are Finished, all Threats from Outside Enemies will be made Obsolete.
- 32A—That Advantage also brings up another entire List of Advantages, which Relate with Nervous Disorders, Pills, Bills, Doctor Appointments, Heart Attacks, Strokes, and so on.
33—It is Impossible for a Criminal to Enter your House,after the Doors and Windows are Locked and Barred from the Inside, having your 3?inch?thick Stainless Steel and Solid Oak Doors, as well as the Shutters on your Windows, Secured.
- 33A—That Great Advantage brings up another List of Advantages, which could fill an entire Book by itself: because of those Evil Acts of Criminals, such as Stealing, Raping, Robbing, Murdering, and so on, which could easily Result with a thousand and one other Subsequently Serious Problems: because one Thing leads to another Thing, as I have shown before.
34—Swangkee Fortresses are QUIET Places to Live, even if they are Manufacturing certain Goods: because the Workshops are “Underground,” even though they are above Ground Level. However, since no one Works at Night, it makes them even more Quiet Places to Live and Work in.
- 34A—That one Advantage produces dozens of other Advantages, such as Sound Sleep.
- 34B—Because of everyone getting Sound Sleep, few People are Grumpy.
35—Within the Swangkee Fortress System, everyone can Live and Work at Home, or near Home: because of having Homecraft Workshops, Gardens, Vineyards, and Orchards.
- 35A—That Great Advantage brings up another entire List of Advantages, such as the Fact that it would be very Difficult for some Man’s Wife or Daughter to get Raped while he was at Home with them, Working in the Garden or Homecraft Workshop.
- 35B—There will be no Need for Traveling in order to get to Work. And that Great Advantage brings up another long List of Advantages, which I will not bother to List here: because anyone can figure them out. Indeed, …
  - 35B2—There is no Need for a Car, in order to get to Work: because you go to Work at HOME, which brings up another entire List of Advantages, such as …
    - 35B2a—No Need for Car Insurance, Driver’s Licenses, Taxes for the Car, Gas Taxes, and so on — at least a thousand Advantages, which could be Detailed in some Book; but, why be bothered, since no one would bother him nor herself in order to read it?
36—There is no Need for Nightlights at Swangkee Fortresses: because there are no Thieves.
- 36A—Therefore, no one is kept Awake because of Nightlights.
- 36B—Roosters are not Crowing at 2 AM because of Nightlights.
37—There is no Need for Traveling in order to get to Work: because everyone goes to Work at Home, or near Home. (NOTE: That one Great Advantage alone makes it worth any Sacrifices that might have to be made in order to Build $wangkee Fortresses, in order to Solve that one Massive Problem with all of its Great Disadvantages — such as Pollution, Lonely Housewives, Misguided Children of one-parent Families, etc., etc.)
- 37A—Billions of Dollars can be Saved by not having to Travel to Work. (NOTE: That one Advantage alone is Immeasurable, considering the Fact that Americans Waste enough Gasoline per Year, while waiting in Traffic Jams, to fill Oil Tank Cars on a Railroad Track from Miami to Los Angeles and back again! In Fact, we Americans use more Gasoline than all of the other Countries, combined, just to get to and from Work! But, the Future will Dictate another Policy: because the Earth will run OUT of Oil and Gas.)

[1] See: What PRODUCES Criminals??

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