Random Peacock Quote

"Now, as you can See, “Scientists” are Beginning to get Worried: beCause the Peabrain Peacock from Angel Ridge, King’s Mountain, Kentucky, has them Pinned Down on the Floor of the Slaughterhouse in a Headlock!" — Does the Earth MOVE?? 

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Diamond (EXTREMELY GOOD)

Inside of this Onyx Box are Priceless Jewels

Inside of this Onyx Box are Priceless Jewels

One would not know by Looking at the Outside, that this Swangkee Jewelry Box contains Millions of Dollars-worth of Jewels, each of which is Unique and Special, which I just Happen to Own. Therefore, beCause of my Famous Inspired Books, the Price of all such Jewels is Bound to Greatly Increase, even as the Recently-discovered Original Painting by Michelangelo is Estimated to be Worth 300,000,000$!

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