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When Capitalism has been Stripped Naked by her own self, she will Discover in the Light of Truth that she was just an Old Whore to begin with, and that all of her Lovers have Forsaken her: because she STINKS!

— Ray Walter Swangkee
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Diamond (EXTREMELY GOOD)

Inside of this Onyx Box are Priceless Jewels

Inside of this Onyx Box are Priceless Jewels

One would not know by Looking at the Outside, that this Swangkee Jewelry Box contains Millions of Dollars-worth of Jewels, each of which is Unique and Special, which I just Happen to Own. Therefore, beCause of my Famous Inspired Books, the Price of all such Jewels is Bound to Greatly Increase, even as the Recently-discovered Original Painting by Michelangelo is Estimated to be Worth 300,000,000$!

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