Random Peacock Quote

“It is not Right to FORCE all of the Children into Future Tax Slavery, with no Hope of Escaping from such BONDAGE. Indeed, WHO gave to US the Right to put such a Tax Burden on Future Generations of Rebellious Children? It would be better for them to not be Born, than to be Born into such an EVIL Situation — UNLESS they are US, in which Case we could only Confess that we DESERVED IT!” source

— Ray Walter Swangkee
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Heart (EXCEPTIONALLY GOOD)

Inside of this Onyx Box are Priceless Jewels

Inside of this Onyx Box are Priceless Jewels

One would not know by Looking at the Outside, that this Swangkee Jewelry Box contains Millions of Dollars-worth of Jewels, each of which is Unique and Special, which I just Happen to Own. Therefore, beCause of my Famous Inspired Books, the Price of all such Jewels is Bound to Greatly Increase, even as the Recently-discovered Original Painting by Michelangelo is Estimated to be Worth 300,000,000$!

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