Random Peacock Quote

“A Wise Man Seeks True Knowledge, and a Man of Good Understanding Searches Out the Truths concerning all Important Subjects; but, an Ignorant Fool only Studies his own Face in the Mirror, looking for the Beauty of it, as if he made it; or, as if his Mother Created it, for which he Imagines that he should be very Proud of it, instead of only being Thankful to God for it: beCause he could have been Born in that very Ugly Body over there in the Land of Idiots, where they Smoke Weeds, and Eat with Dogs and Hogs.”&

— Ray Walter Swangkee
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Diamond (EXTREMELY GOOD)

Inside of this Onyx Box are Priceless Jewels

Inside of this Onyx Box are Priceless Jewels

One would not know by Looking at the Outside, that this Swangkee Jewelry Box contains Millions of Dollars-worth of Jewels, each of which is Unique and Special, which I just Happen to Own. Therefore, beCause of my Famous Inspired Books, the Price of all such Jewels is Bound to Greatly Increase, even as the Recently-discovered Original Painting by Michelangelo is Estimated to be Worth 300,000,000$!

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