Random Peacock Quote

“Madame, you are doing something WRONG. Therefore, WAKE YOURSELF UP, and pay Strict Attention to your own Body, lest you end up in the Sanitized Slaughterhouse, getting your Precious Million-dollar Organs Removed by Means of 10 cent Razor Blades, so to speak. Yes, WAKE YOURSELF UP, and come to your Right Senses: because you are in PAIN for a GOOD REASON, which is NOT the Lack of some Poisonous Pill, Shot of Puss, nor Operation by the Doctor Knife; but, it is the LACK of Obedience to Certain Divine and Natural Dietary LAWS.” source

Justifications for Spelling and Grammar within Swangkee Literature!

As you read Swangkee Literature, you will no doubt Notice that some Words are Spelled "Incorrectly," according to Traditional Spelling Methods, which might get you Confused without this Booklet to Explain it. Likewise, some of the Grammar might also Appear to be Strange; but, it is not without a Good Reason, which you will most likely come to Appreciate, even as I have. 

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Poor Old Colijah with 2 Happy Children

Poor Old Colijah with 2 Happy Children
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"O my Son, if an S makes a Word PLURAL, then WHY do you not say 'Sheeps,' instead of 'Sheep,' when you are Referring to more than one Sheep? After all, Consistency in your Rules is a Sign of having a Sound Mind."

"O my Spiritual Daughter, if you are Offended by Consistencies in your Rules, just beCause it goes Against your Vain Traditions, how will you Accept the Perfect Language of Adam and Eve, which is Totally Consistent, having one Definition for each Word, so as to Eliminate Confusion?"

      — Proverbs of the Peacock