Random Peacock Quote

"Remember that every House of Love is Built on a Solid Foundation of Divine Truths; and, without Truths, there is no True Love. Indeed, Truth is the Glue that Holds us Together, which Explains WHY most People are not very well Glued to Politicians, Medical Doctors, Lawyers, Judges, Bankers, nor other 'Officials' with Masters Degrees in Mental Rapeology, who are Basically just LIARS, Deceivers, Tricksters, and HYPOCRITES!" 

— Ray Walter Swangkee
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Heart (EXCEPTIONALLY GOOD)

Justifications for Spelling and Grammar within Swangkee Literature!

As you read Swangkee Literature, you will no doubt Notice that some Words are Spelled "Incorrectly," according to Traditional Spelling Methods, which might get you Confused without this Booklet to Explain it. Likewise, some of the Grammar might also Appear to be Strange; but, it is not without a Good Reason, which you will most likely come to Appreciate, even as I have. 

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Poor Old Colijah with 2 Happy Children

Poor Old Colijah with 2 Happy Children
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"O my Son, if an S makes a Word PLURAL, then WHY do you not say 'Sheeps,' instead of 'Sheep,' when you are Referring to more than one Sheep? After all, Consistency in your Rules is a Sign of having a Sound Mind."

"O my Spiritual Daughter, if you are Offended by Consistencies in your Rules, just beCause it goes Against your Vain Traditions, how will you Accept the Perfect Language of Adam and Eve, which is Totally Consistent, having one Definition for each Word, so as to Eliminate Confusion?"

      — Proverbs of the Peacock