[A Poster showing the Multiple Political Parties of Italy, with their Symbols for each one. It Appears that there will be a LOT of Disappointed People over there: because only ONE of those Parties will be Elected. However, at any given Time, 2-thirds of Americans are Equally Disappointed, in spite of having only 2 Major Parties. Therefore, I Reveal HOW everyone can be Happy, Worldwide, without Selling any Trash, nor Preaching any more Lies!]
Another Election Deception is now in progress, with each Republican Candidate promising that he will do this or that when he gets Elected, without even Mentioning the Fact that he is almost Powerless to do anything, unless the Congress Agrees with him, and the Low Court of Supreme Injustices give their Non-constitutional Approval, as they did for the Trillion-dollar Worthless George Bush, Junior, War in Iraq, which was a Constitutional SIN by all Honest Accounts: beCause, "thine is the Kingdom, the Power, and the Glory Forever," O America! HUMBUG! — for yours is the Unholy GREEDY Capitalist Kingdom of Satan, the Devil, the Power of Darkness in Ignorance, and the Eternal Damnation of all Liars, Evil Deceivers, and Corrupt Politicians. After all, when was the last Time that any Republican Politician CONFESSED the Sins of the Federal Government of the United States of America — "the best government in the world," they say? Well, I have been Listening for a Long Time (nearly 60 Years), and I have not Heard but a very few Confessions of anything that the Late Great Divided States of United Lies has done WRong; and those Confessions were NOT by Republicans, who are supposed to be the "Conservative" Party, and even the "Right Wing" Party, which supposedly stands on Biblical Principles, which has yet to present a Bill to Congress to OUTLAW the Sale of Tobacco Products, for Example, in spite of Knowing for a Fact that Nicotine in All-American-made Tobacco Products is the single most Addictive Legal Substance on the Market, being 7 Times more Addictive than Marijuana, for Example, which is still Illegal to Sell in most States, which Accounts for over a million very Proud American Prisoners! (Play the Trumpets and Beat the Drums LOUDLY, and Scream: "RAW, RAW, RAW — we are Number One! WE ARE THE BEST — RAW, RAW, RAW!") Why not put the Real Criminals in Prisons, including those Wicked Politicians and Sellers of Tobacco Products? How come NO Politician of any Political Party is Campaigning against such Wickedness, except for Doctor Ron Paul, who would Legalize the Growing and Selling of any Weed, if possible, even as the American Indians did, who had no Prisons for Outlaws: because they did not Invent Ridiculous laws? (Just Think, those Indians also had lots of Fresh-water Fishes to Eat, without being Warned of Mercury Poisoning! RAW, RAW, RAW! "Only one fish per month is now acceptable," says the Doctor Good Health.) Have the other Politicians not read the Bible from cover to cover, even one Time? Have they not Heard that we should Love our Neighbors as much as we Love ourselves? Since when did Capitalism Practice that Christian Belief? Just try to Imagine how those Politicians would Handle the new LAW against Smoking and Chewing-Tobacco Products? — Minimum of 10 Years in a Federal Prison for Growing Tobacco without a License! Minimum of 5 Years in a Federal Prison for Selling a Pack of Cigarettes, which has been Smuggled across the Border from China! Minimum of 2 Years in a Federal Prison for Smoking a Cigarette! Try to Imagine the "Ultra Conservative," Mr. Potential Republican President, running in a Political Race to the Little White Outhouse with a Big Bag full of Money on a Campaign Platform that states that he is going to OUTLAW the Sale of all Republican / Democratic Tobacco Products? One third of American Voters would say, "To Hell with you, O Moron! We will Vote for Osama Sin Obama!"
And then there is the National Debt Problem, which neither Party wants to Address with any Seriousness with a Capital S: beCause almost no one would Vote for a Politician who might do Away with their Pet Socialist Programs — such as Medicare and Medicaid, which Account for most of the National Debt: beCause this is such a SICK Society! Indeed, I have yet to Hear of a Politician who is running on a Campaign Platform to ELIMINATE the National Debt by ELIMINATING the False Health Care Programs, along with almost all of their Legal DRUGS, which can Rightfully be Blamed for most of their Ailments, including those Tobacco Drug Products, Alcoholic Beverages, and all Kinds of Addictive Foods, whereby many Americans have gotten as FAT as Hogs that are Destined for the Sanitized Slaughterhouse! Go ahead and be Offended, O Porkies; but, do not Blush: beCause the Shame is on the Heads of your Local Churches, Businesses that Sell such Evil Things, Public Schools, and the WICKED Anti-Christ FALSE Cover-up Federal Government, which does not Want to be Honest with you, lest they should also put themselves OUT of Business! After all, they are in the Business of Robbing Tax Slaves of their Incomes, in the Names of Democracy, Freedom, Liberty, and Justice for ALL — such as the million or so Innocent People who have been Murdered and Maimed in Iraq and Afghanistan during the past 10 Years! Actually, in such a Society of Sick Idiots as this, there is no Justice for ANYONE, let alone True Freedom!
Try to Imagine a 6-year-old Child with an American DREAM of becoming RICH by Selling a New Legal Drug, which "Cures" OBESITY! Just Think, for only 999$ and 99 Cents per Month, you too can Afford those Anti-Obesity Pills, which are Guaranteed to have Horrible Side Effects — such as Heart Attacks, Strokes, Hymn-roids, and Chronic Constipation of the Brains! Picture Saints Peter, James, John, and the Apostle Paul lining up at the local Drug Store to get their Anti-Obesity Pills, rather than Fasting and Praying for a Reasonable Solution for such MASSIVE Problems. (See: 40 Good Reasons WHY People Should Fast and Pray!) Actually, it was not even a Problem for 99% of the People in the World, until THIS Modern Age, when we have Uncounted Abominations to EAT — such as Highly-refined Flours, Sugars, "Soft" Drinks, and an Endless Variety of Candies, Cookies, Cakes, Pies, Iced-creams, and all Kinds of Unnatural Preservatives, Chemical Fertilizers, and Poisons of all Kinds in the Air and Water, which the Apostle Paul would not even Touch: beCause he wrote, "Come Out from among those Wicked Ones, and Touch NONE of their Unclean Things, says the Creator, Divine Lawmaker and Supreme Judge, and then I will Receive you, and will be a Father unto you; and then you shall be my Chosen Adopted Sons and Beloved Trustworthy Daughters." — The New MAGNIFIED Version (NMV) of Second Corinthians 6, something.
Nevertheless, if you are a Gambler, you can Safely BET your Last Dollar that no Dimwitcrat nor Reprobate is going to Promise to tell the TRUTH that might set us Free from this Prison of LIES: beCause there is BIG MONEY in Committing CRIMES of all Kinds, including the Major Crime of Keeping the Children in a State of almost Complete IGNORANCE! Yes, they are the Future Tax Slaves, who will have to Bear the Burdens of the Dietary SINS of this Generation, which the Irreverent LOUDMOUTH Slothgut Windbag Hole-in-his-Head seldom if ever Mentions: beCause he is also a Tub of Lard that is Stuffed into his 3-piece Suit with a Tight Necktie, which he should use for Hanging himself with Judas Iscariot, if he Speaks Evil of ME for telling the Truth about him: beCause he is another Betrayer of Trust, who Anointed himself to Preach all Kinds of LIES, in Order to get a lot of Money: beCause he is a Near Relative of a Wicked Politician, who would rather Preach Lies, than to Work for a Living at some Job that Needs Doing — such as Preaching the Truth, even if it Offends ALL of the Fat Hogs, Spiritual Cowards, Mindless Chickens, Drunken Ducks, Lying Snakes, Porcupine Lawyers, Political Rabbits, and whomever is on Satan's Side of this Important Issue: beCause it is Obvious that Satan is Winning in this Election Deception Game! Yes, I just Heard that the United States of America is more than 60 TRILLION Dollars in Obligatory Debts!
Try to Imagine that in Terms of a Trillion Dollars EQUALING just one Story on a Skyscraper, whereby there is a 60-story Building Patiently Waiting to be FILLED with YOUR Tax Money, using 100-dollar Bills. Each Story of the Building would have to Contain at least 416,666 cubic feet of Space, just to Hold the Money in Place. Remember that the Average American House has about 16,000 cubic feet of Space within it. Therefore, each Story of the Debt Skyscraper would have to be as big as about 26 to 40 Normal American Houses, and be 60 Stories Tall, just to Contain 0.6 Trillion 100-dollar Paper Bills, which might not seem to be very much Money, until you begin to TRY to fill up those 1,560 Houses with those 100-dollar Bills. Indeed, all of the Tax Money that is Presently Collected by the Federal Government, each Year, will not Fill so much as one little Box that is one cubic foot: beCause all of that Money is already SPENT! Therefore, each American would have to be Taxed TWICE as much, just to Fill up 2 of those Stories, each Year, for the next 30 Years — except that the "Projected Debt" for the Future is even Worse than the 60 Trillion-dollar Obligatory Debt! Yes, as Time goes by, we seem to get ourselves Deeper and DEEPER into Debt: beCause we now have to Borrow Money from Foreign Nations, just to Pay Off the INTEREST on their Loans, without Paying Off ANY of the Principle Debt! Therefore, the Projected Future Obligatory Debt is close to 500 TRILLION Dollars, which would be like Trying to Fill a Debt Skyscraper that is 500 Stories Tall, instead of only 60 Stories, as it now is.
However, do not allow that Information to Frighten you by any Means: beCause you can always Pack up your Bags and Move Away to Guatemala, Honduras, El Salvador, Costa Rica, or almost anywhere in the Deep South, south of the Border, and thus Escape from all such Obligatory Debts, whereby you can have True Freedom: beCause none of those Poor Nations are so far in Debt as we are. In Fact, it seems that the most "prosperous" Nations are also the Greatest in Debt! Yes, it seems as though a Nation is Forced to go into Debt to Rich Banksters, just to supposedly "prosper," in spite of Producing more and more Degenerated People: beCause of Selling all Kinds of Capitalist Junk Foods, which is another American Deception: beCause all such Junk Foods do not Produce Good Health, as Natural Wholesome Foods might. Therefore, as for Obtaining Better Health, one might be Progressing, just to Move to some really Poor Country to Live, where one must do his or her own All-Mineral Organic Gardening, and thus Raise his or her Standard of Living by several Degrees, in spite of having to Walk to the Garden for doing some Work, as Opposed to Driving a Car to the Garden that is only meters from the Shanty that one might find him or herself Living in: beCause of not being Able to Afford the very Expensive Building Materials, which are often American-made, or Chinese-made: beCause the Poor People who Inhabit those Poor Countries are also not very well Educated, and often have no Idea concerning what to Do about it: beCause they do not like to Read anything, which is very Burdensome to them, being a Great Strain on their Eyeballs, you might say. Indeed, they would much rather sit in front of a Black and White TV, and Watch some First Class American Comedies, whereby they can be Stupefied.
Nevertheless, we can Blame it all onto the Authors of the Holy Bible, who did not make their Words Understandable to all such Ignorant People. Otherwise, those People might even Read such Bibles: beCause of the Interesting Stories, and thus Learn how to Do SOMETHING, other than Sacrifice Sheeps and Goats, or go to War against those Philistines, which seem to be the Main Subjects of the Bible, other than Salvation from Sins, which "Salvation" never seems to Address the Subject of HOW to be Saved from POVERTY, DEBTS, Crimes, Wars, nor BANKSTERS! Indeed, what Good is "Salvation," if it cannot Save you from Headaches, Legaches, Backaches, Common Colds, Influenzas, Cancers, Pimples, Boils, Lumps, Tumors, Indigestion, and all other Common Physical Ailments? Therefore, I Prefer to Believe in a Complete Salvation Plan, which Saves a Person from ALL Curses, Ailments, Wars, Famines, Plagues, Divorces, Loneliness, Suicide, Taxes, and whatever might Happen to come! Just Think, if everyone in the World should Learn, Believe, Love, and OBEY the New MAGNIFIED Version of the Ten Commandments, how many Taxes would be Needed? Therefore, it is called "the Law of Liberty," in the Holy Bible. Yes, the Way to Liberate ourselves from all Taxes, Poverty, Sicknesses, Diseases, Crimes, Wars, and Sins of all Kinds, is to Learn, Believe, Love, and OBEY the New MAGNIFIED Version of the Ten Commandments, which Offers a ONE-MILLION-DOLLAR REWARD to anyone who can Prove those Inspired Words of Provable Truths to be WRong According to the Scriptures, or Unworkable According to Reason and Logic!
Now, I Hear someone, who is like a Political Rabbit, squeak: "O Peacock, there is no such Salvation in this World. Therefore, what you should do is to Accept Jesus Christ as your Personal Savior and Great King, who will take you to Heaven when you Die with Cancers, Tumors on your Brains, Blue Balls, or whatever." Well, O Rabbit, if Jesus Christ is your SAVIOR, how come he has not yet Saved you from the Lies and Deceptions that you Believe, such as going to Heaven when you Die, Men Landing on the Moon, the Earth Spinning on some Imaginary Axis at a thousand miles per Hour, and the Greatly Exaggerated Holocaust? What if you have Misjudged what Jesus was Teaching, and have gotten yourself into a Living Hell on Earth, just for the Rejection of his Great Truths, which you have not even Carefully Studied? Why are you so Self-defensive? Are you also Addicted to all Kinds of Drugs, which have been Manufactured by Satan and Sons, Incorporated? Please Name just ONE Drug that Jesus Produced and Sold for Profit, so as to be Able to "Preach the Gospel," as the Irreverent Snake would say. The Truth is Obvious — none of you Political Rabbits have a Reasonable Solution for anything, including the Pimples on your own Buttocks! However, you can Promise Lower Gas Prices, if you are Elected to be the President of Ignorant FOOLS — as if Politicians had POWER Over Huge Corporations, which Ship the Oil and Gas to wherever they will bring in the most Profits for themselves! Yes, you will Drill your way Out of Hell, I suppose; but, I also Doubt it, since you are Creating your own Future Living Hell, right here on Earth, by WASTING such Precious Energy on Needless Transportation! (See: 248 Good Reasons and Great Advantages for Building and Living within the Borders of Beautiful Planned City States!) Yes, you Know for a Fact that at Best, there is a 100-year-Supply of Crude Oil and Natural Gas to be Capitalized on, and then it will ALL be GONE! Therefore, your Great Great Grandchildren will be Faced with a very Perplexing Problem, which concerns Cheap Transportation, which is by WALKING: beCause they will not even be Able to Afford a Burro to ride on, let alone a Bicycle: beCause there will be no more Oil for making SINthetik Rubber Tires for all such Bikes! Indeed, there will not even be any Oil for making Ink Pens for writing Epitaphs for Paper Tombstones, nor Condoms to Cover the Lying Slobbering Tongues of Politicians — who should put Padlocks on their Leaking Lips before Speaking Evil of ME and my Master Plan for Worldwide Law, Order, Obedience, Peace, and True Prosperity — let alone having Fuel for Flying Airplanes and Driving Cars to Work.
Now, I Hear someone, who is like a Bluejay, chirp: "O Peacock, you should not Worry your little Pea-brain Head over all such Issues: beCause Scientists will Discover an Unlimited Amount of FREE Energy in the SPENT Fuel Rods for Atomic Power Plants, which will Power our ElecTRICK Cars, forever!" Well, O Bluejay, the Lithium that is used for making Electric Batteries for Cars will have long ago been used up by the Capitalists, when the Oil Expires; and therefore, the ElecTRICK-Car Dream will also come to a Sad END. (See: A Reasonable Solution for the ENERGY CRISIS!)