[The Matterhorn in the Swiss Alps is a True Creation, which has Attracted tens of Millions of Visitors, while bringing in Billions of Dollars for the Poor / Rich People of Europe. NOTE: If Capitalized Words seem to Irritate the Belly of your Mind, please Study: Justifications for Capitalizations!, since I would not do anything without a Good Reason.]
First of all, I would like to make it Crystal Clear that People do not CREATE anything, according to the Swangkee (First Class Quality) Definition of "Create," which Requires that the Thing that is Actually Created is ALIVE, which includes Waters, Rocks, Metals, and Minerals; and therefore, a "Creation" must be a Living Thing — such as a Sunstar, Planet, Plant, Animal, or Human Being, no matter how Microscopic his Brains might be: because, only GOD can "Create" anything, whereas People simply INVENT Jobs, Invent Tools, Invent Houses, Invent Highways, and so on, by Using Things that God has already Created — none of which Inventions, themselves, are "Living Things." For Example, a Car is NOT a Living Thing; and therefore, it is not a Creation. Therefore, the Standard Use of the Word, "CREATE," is WRong: beCause it Belittles or Downgrades the POWER of Almighty God, who alone has the Ability to Create anything: beCause of Giving to it LIFE! Therefore, we must not Dishonor the Word, "Create," lest we should Downgrade God to the very LOW Estate of VILE Men, who have Absolutely NO Power to Create anything: beCause of not being Able to Give LIFE to anything, including their own Children: beCause they did not Create themselves, their Sperm, their Womb, nor anything else! But, we do have Power to INVENT all Kinds of Things, including Abominations, and our own little Private Hellish Conditions, like Unemployment, which I call "Self-inflicted Punishments," whereby we might be Corrected by ourselves, if we are not Totally STUPID!
Trust me, most People are rather Stupid, and some of us are so Stupid as to not even be Able to Distinguish the Great DIFFERENCE between "Create" and "Invent." Perhaps we cannot be Rightfully Blamed for being Stupid: beCause of being Made Stupid by the School of FOOLS; but, that is another Subject. My Point is quite Clear — no Person can Create anything: beCause People cannot Give LIFE to it, even if they Construct an entire Human Body, minus the SPIRIT, which Gives Life, itself. Therefore, like Mark Twain said, we must Learn to use the Exact Correct Words to Describe whatever it is that we are Addressing, in Order to AVOID Massive Confusion, which is the Order of Today, whereby the Masses of People are Greatly CONFUSED! Indeed, they are so Confused that they cannot Distinguish the DIFFERENCE between "Creations" and "Inventions."
[All Photos come from Wikipedia Commons. Many Thanks.]
Now, I Hear someone, who is like a Yellow Canary, chirp: "O Peacock, I might be Stupid; but, I am not Uneducated, like yourself. Indeed, if you were Truly Educated with a Capital E, you would not be Capitalizing so many of your Words: because it is not our Tradition to do so. Therefore, if you do not Conform to our Vain Traditions, almost no one will Study your Enormous Tale of Truths and Wisdom: beCause they have been Brainwashed to Believe that all True Knowledge comes from the Universal College of inferior knowledge, which has no Connection with GOD. Indeed, it was Scientists who Created the Law of GRAVITY, for Example, while you only Discovered it! Moreover, it was those All-powerful Scientists who Created the Laws of FAITH, Hope, Trust, and LOVE, whereby Canaries do not Peck Out the Brains of Peacocks as a Matter of Traditional Habits; but, we Prefer to Eat Seeds, small Insects, and Figs. However, there are those Creatures who have Appetites for Eating Peacocks, who are known as 'Vicious' Creatures, like Bears and Tigers, whose JOBS in this World of Woes are Based on the CONSUMPTION of Peacocks, Pheasants, Turkeys, and other large Game Birds, among other Creatures like Goats, Deers, Sheeps, and Cattle of Various Kinds and Sizes. Indeed, none of those Wild Beasts have any Concern with the Subject of Unemployment: because they have not 'Created' a Living Hell for themselves! For Example, most People have Boxed themselves into their little Houses, which have no Gardens, Vineyards, Orchards, Home-craft Workshops, nor Grasslands, whereby they might keep themselves Busy at HOME, Attending to their Gardens and Orchards, or Livestock, whereby they might at least EAT! Indeed, if they were Living like their Forefathers on the Land that Feeds and Clothes us, they would not be so Threatened by the Capitalist TERRORISTS — such as those Gangsters and Banksters, who Control the Great False Economy! In Fact, it was BANKERS who put Americans OUT of Work: beCause of Inventing their own Great False Economy! Yes, they could have Loaned Money to Poor Small-time Farmers, in Order to make it Possible for them to Prosper on the Land, without Working for 16 to 20 Hours per Day, whereby Life could have been Enjoyable on the Land; but, they Willfully Chose to NOT Help those Farmers to Prosper: beCause they had Visions of making themselves EXCESSIVELY RICH! [See: How much would you Pay for an Obedient Goat??] Yes, they Deliberately Arranged the False Economy so as to make themselves Rich, while at the same Time they Produced X-amount of Poor Tax Slaves and Usury Slaves or Interest Slaves, who Feed the Rich Hogs and Fat Cats, as they say. [See: Can Bankers be Trusted??] Yes, it is a very GOOD System for Rich People; but, if you are Unemployed, having no Garden to even Feed yourself, you are Caught in their Industrialized TRAP! Indeed, you are as Helpless as a Yellow Canary who has been Caught in a Rat Trap!" Well, my Friend, any Intelligent Person should be Able to easily Understand what you are Saying; but, a STUPID Person could not Understand it.
Now, I Hear someone, who is like an Unemployed Black Workhorse without a Harness, whinny: "O Peacock, we used to have Work to do on the Land that Feeds and Clothes us; but, now that the Great False Economy has Replaced our Muscles with Tractors and Bulldozers, there is nothing for us to Do. Indeed, we could still be using our Muscles Wisely, by Powering Swangkee Electric Generators; but, that would be far to Simple for such Mis-educated People to Understand! Therefore, millions of us Workhorses are OUT of Work in America. In Fact, it was just Reported on C-span this very Day that there are 50 MILLION Unemployed and Under-employed Americans, who are mostly Black African-Americans and other Minority Groups, who are of the Uneducated or Under-educated Classes of People. However, it was also Reported that there are Hordes of College Graduates who are Unemployed, and tens of thousands of dollars in DEBT! So, what are we going to Do, in Order to get ourselves back to Work??" Well, O Workhorse, if I had my Way, every Willing Able-bodied Person on this Earth would have a Good Job with Fair Wages, which are $wangkee Wages, and most of them would be at HOME with their Families and Friends, whereby they could simply get up and go to Work at Home; but, not like the Mennonites and Amish Peoples do, who often Slave Away from Sunrise to Sunset: beCause of having so many Property Taxes to Pay, whereby many such Families have been Forced to MOVE OUT and onto New Lands, just to Survive, which is another SIN of the Capitalist System! (See: A List of the EVILS of CAPITALISM!) Indeed, they would be Tax-free, Loan-free, Interest-free, and Insurance-free, if I had MY Way: beCause of Electing a New RIGHTEOUS One-World GovernMint, which would simply Mint and/or Print the Necessary New Money — NOT to Give it Away, as some Lying Politician might do; but, in Order to Use that Money WISELY, in Order to HIRE whomever is Willing and Able to Learn and Work, in Order to Help Build all Kinds of Beautiful Planned City States, which are Designed for Eternal Employment, at Home, or near Home! Yes, that is Physically Possible, and most Practical: beCause of the Energy that is SAVED. Moreover, it is also Possible to do all of that without ANY Taxes; but, People must be Educated with a Capital E.
Now, I Hear someone, who is like a Lazy Sloth, say: "O Peacock, suppose that I am too Lazy to Work with those Heavy Rocks, in Order to Help Build Beautiful Swangkee Stone Domehomes — what will I do for a Living?" Well, O Sloth, I can Think of BILLIONS of Jobs that Need Doing, if you are not too Lazy; but, I See that your Mind also Works very Slowly. Therefore, it might be that you will have to Accept a Low-paying Job: because you are not Qualified to be the RIGHTEOUS KING of that New RIGHTEOUS One-World Government! Indeed, you might Imagine that you are Qualified; but, in Order to Actually BE Qualified, you must have Reasonable Solutions for our Massive Problems. (See: WHO QUALIFIES to Rule Over US??)
Now, I Hear someone, who is like a Brown Cow, moo: "O Peacock, you might Imagine that YOU are Qualified to Rule Over us COWS, just beCause you are the King of the Birds, and perhaps the Greatest Philosopher who ever Lived; but, that does not Mean that God has Chosen YOU to Rule Over US, even if you can Invent Countless Jobs: beCause it is not Right that Peacocks should be Ruling Over COWS!" Well, O Cow, I just Happen to AGREE with you! Indeed, neither is it Right that Political Rabbits should be Ruling Over Cows; but, they ARE! Yes, they come Hopping Out of their little Stinking Holes every Year or so, and Hop all around the Country, and give to us their very Boring Repetitious Speeches, HOPING that we will Elect THEM to Run with a Big Bag Full of almost Worthless Money to the Little White Backhouse, which has the 2 Stinking Holes for the Dimwitcrats and Reprobates to Squat on, which Stinks from the Top to the Bottom with Fresh Political Donkey Dung, and Ancient Elephant Droppings! In Fact, you Silly Cows and Workhorses have been Voting for many Years, for all such Political Rabbits to Rule Over you: beCause you are Greatly Deceived by their LIES — such as all People being Created EQUAL, when, in Fact, no one was Created Equal with anyone else, or else Judas Iscariot might have taken the Place of Jesus Christ, or Korah might have Ruled Over Moses; but, Moses made it quite Clear that God had Chosen HIM to Govern the Children of Israel, whereby Korah and his Followers were Consume by the Earth, which Opened her Mouth and Swallowed them up ALIVE, according to Numbers 16! (See: Were all Men Created EQUAL??) Moreover, if all People were Created Equal, why Bother to VOTE for one of them to be the President? Why not just Appoint some MORON to be the President? (See: Before Anyone Votes for a MORON, he or she Should Study the New MAGNIFIED Version of the Book of MORMON!) Furthermore, if all "Men" were Created EQUAL, why do Peahens not have Beautiful Tales of Truths and Wisdom like MINE, whereby a Sincere Seeker of Truths and Wisdom can Actually be Enlightened, and even Escape from the Prison of LIES through the Doorway of Confession!? After all, if a Person is too Proud to Confess that he or she might be WRong about something, there is no Possibility for such a Person to Discover the Truth that can Liberate that Person from the Prison of Lies and SINS, which are Transgressions of the Laws of God.
Now, I Hear someone, who is like a Clown, say: "O Peacock, almost any Ignorant Fool can put on a Mask, and make himself Appear like a Leader; but, a True Leader must have Reasonable Solutions for our Massive Problems, which you do not have: because you Propose to CHANGE our Entire Economic System, and FORCE US to Accept SWANGKEENOMICS! Yes, I have Studied your Insane Uninspired books, and have come to the conclusion that you are just another fanatic NUT!" Well, O Clown, without some Substantial Evidence to Back Up what you say, it makes you Appear to be the Fanatical NUT, yourself: because you have not Proven Swangkeenomics to be WRong, nor Unworkable, let alone Present a Better Plan: beCause you are just another CLOWN with a BIG Mouth and Bigger Shoes.
Now, I Hear someone, who is like an Asian Black Bear with a White Bib, growl: "O Peabrain Peacock, if any Government simply Mints and/or Prints an Unlimited Amount of New Money, as you have Suggested, and gives it to those Bankers, it will Cause Great INFLATION of their Money, whereby the Money will become WORTHLESS! Therefore, your Swangkeenomics will not Work Correctly." Well, O Bear, I did not say to Do what you have Suggested. Indeed, I did not say to Give ANY Money to those Banksters! In Fact, if I had my Way, almost all Bankers would be put OUT of Business: because they are not Needed for True Prosperity. (See: What does it Mean to PROSPER??) Therefore, you must now begin to Think OUTSIDE of the Box that you have Enclosed yourself within, which I call the "Prison of Lies," whereby you have yourself Locked up behind Prison Bars, you might say, whereby you cannot easily Escape from all such Lies: beCause they are TRADITIONAL Lies, which most People Accept, as if all such Lies are the Pure TRUTH! Indeed, you just Accept that Banker's Lie, as if the World could not Live without them; but, I will soon Prove to you that we can Live quite Well without them, and even become Moderately RICH without them!
Now, I Hear someone, who is like a Fennec Fox, say: "O Peacock, there is no Way that any Government can long Survive without Collecting TAXES. Therefore, how do you Propose to Build Beautiful Planned City States, worth TRILLIONS of Dollars, without Collecting TAXES for the Purpose of HIRING those Seven Great Swangkee Armies of WORKING Soldiers, which you Propose to Do??" Well, O Fox, being the most Intelligent Fox in the World, I am a bit Surprised that you would Ask such a STUPID Question! Indeed, Moses Solved that Problem more than 4,000 Years Ago! Just Think — if every Person in the World should Learn, Believe, Love, and OBEY the New MAGNIFIED Version of the Ten Commandments, just how many Taxes would be Needed? NONE! Indeed, what Need would there be for Policemen, for Example, since there would be no Thieves, Murderers, Rapists, Robbers, Liars, nor Criminals of any Kind? Moreover, what Need would there be for Maintaining Armies, seeing that everyone would Love and Obey GOD? Therefore, would it not be WISE to Teach all of those Commandments to all of the Children within this World of Woes, so that at least SOME of them MIGHT Learn, Believe, Love, and OBEY them, so as to at least REDUCE the Taxes, O Fox? [See: Should the Ten Commandments be Posted in Public Schools??, Should there be a WALL of SEPARATION Between Church and State??, and: Do People Need to go to School, in Order to get a Good Education??] However, why would Sly Foxes Want to get RID of Taxes, since they Work for the Wily Federal Government?
Now, I Hear someone, who is like an Unemployed Camel with 2 Humps on his Back, snort: "O Peacock, what you say is very True about Eliminating all of the Taxes. However, it is also a FACT that not EVERYONE is going to Learn those Commandments, let alone OBEY them! Therefore, your Master Plan will not Work." Well, O Camel, I am Surprised that someone so Educated and Intelligent as you are, could make such a Silly Statement, seeing that you have lots of Time to THINK, and also Enough Brains to REMEMBER a few Important Things. Therefore, Open all 4 of your Eye-shutters, and Listen to me with your Small Hairy Ears. First of all, almost every Educated Person in this World of Wonders can Agree that the Statement that I made is True, even as you have also Agreed with me concerning that Subject. However, you brought up another Subject, which concerns HOW to get everyone in the World to Love and Obey those Commandments, which is Certainly NOT Possible: beCause there are and will always be X-amount of REBELS, until God Casts them OUT of this World, along with the Devil! [See: The Book of Revelation!] Indeed, you can also Agree with me about that, or else this Problem might have already been Solved!
Therefore, the Great Question arises, "HOW can we Persuade, or even FORCE everyone in the World to WILLINGLY AGREE with US?" Well, that might seem to be an Insurmountable Problem; but, it is not a Big Problem at all: beCause it can be Solved by us Tax Slaves, Usury Slaves, Insurance Slaves, and Work Slaves, by DEMANDING the Great Worldwide TELEVISED Court HEARING! Yes, I Know that you have never Heard of such a Thing from anyone but ME: because it is Unique within my Literature, ALONE! Therefore, Try to Dig Out the Wax of Unbelief within your Spiritual Ears, and HEAR what I have to Say, O Camels: beCause I have GUARANTEED Solutions for ALL of our Massive Problems, which are Backed Up by a ONE-MILLION-DOLLAR REWARD to anyone who can Prove my Solutions to be WRong or Unworkable: beCause they are Revelations from GOD! Therefore, neither your Ignorance nor your Unbelief will Change the FACTS by even one Degree!
Now, just Think, O Camel, what would Happen if all of the Leaders of the World were Invited by us Tax Slaves to Attend a Great Meeting of the Intelligent Minds, so that I could Ask them a few very Important Questions — such as, "Do all of you Leaders Agree with me that IF everyone in the World should Learn, Believe, Love, and OBEY the New Magnified Version of the Ten Commandments, that there would be no Need for Collecting Taxes for the Support of Wicked Governments, Military Nonsense, War Games, nor even Fire DEPARTments, Police DEPARTments, Court Houses, Prisons, Jails, and all such Foolish Institutions? If you Disagree, PLEASE STAND UP, and Express your Honest Opinions!" — at which Time NO ONE would Dare to Stand up: because I would have their almost Worthless Heads REMOVED with the Swangkee Sword of Divine Truths! Yes, some Ignorant Fool might Stand up, and say something like this: "O Peabrain Peacock, what about Collecting Taxes for Building Highways and Stone Bridges?"
Well, it Appears, O Fool, that you did not STUDY what I first wrote about a RIGHTEOUS One-World GovernMINT, which simply Mints and/or Prints the Necessary NEW Money — NOT to Give it Away, as is Presently being done; but, in Order to Use that Money WISELY, in Order to HIRE whomever is Willing and Able to Learn and Work, in Order to Help Build all Kinds of Beautiful Planned City States, which Stonework will Represent that New Money within each City State, each of which would Govern itself, and Attend to their own Businesses, According to the Laws and Rules that they VOTE for: beCause it is not Right that Peacocks should be Ruling Over Cows nor Workhorses: beCause it is CONFUSION! Indeed, it is quite Possible and most Practical that BULLS should be Ruling Over COWS, and that STALLIONS should be Ruling Over MARES, Colts, and Fillies! Therefore, do you now Understand HOW to Avoid the Collection of Taxes, O FOOL?
Now, I Hear someone, who is like a Kangaroo, say: "O Peacock, what you say Sounds very Good to my Big Ears. However, beCause of my Great Ignorance, I Fail to Understand HOW you / we Tax Slaves are going to Persuade ALL or even ANY of those Leaders to come Together for such a Great Meeting of the Intelligent Minds?" Well, O Kangaroo, that Appears to be a Greater Problem than Building Swangkee Hotels, Castles, and Fortresses! However, not to Worry: beCause I also just Happen to have a very Reasonable Solution for that Tiny Problem, which is for all of us Tax Slaves, who are now SICK of Taxes, to DEMAND that Meeting, by simply Staying in BED, come next April 21st (MARK YOUR CALENDARS), whereby almost no one gets up and goes to Work, until the Meeting is Held! Yes, almost everyone can become SICK of a Great False Economy with its Tax Slavery, Interest Slavery, Insurance Slavery, and Work Slavery, whereby they can DEMAND the Great Worldwide TELEVISED Court HEARING! Moreover, they can Speed it up by Signing PETITIONS to their Congresspeople! Indeed, that will "Twist their Arms," you might say, if they still Believe in their Constitution. I Certainly do. After all, this is a Worldwide Problem with Unemployment, Under-employment, Crimes, Drug Trafficking, Illegal Immigration, Obesity, and all Kinds of Problems, which I have Reasonable Solutions for!
Now, now I Hear someone, who is like a Brown Bear, growl: "O Peacock, I could Rip your Eyeballs Out! Can you not Understand that People are ADDICTED to their Drugs; and therefore, there is no Way that you can Pass any Law that Eliminates the Drug Problem: because Desperate People will do Desperate Things to Obtain their Drugs at any Cost! Therefore, you should have your Ugly Head Chopped Off, and be Barbecued for someone's Supper!" Well, O Mean Bear with the Bloody Teeth and Vicious Claws, just how many Drugs could be Bought by anyone, if there were NO Money to Trade for Drugs? Seriously! Suppose there was no Cash to Trade for any Drugs — HOW would anyone Buy those Drugs?
Now, I Hear someone, who is like a Wolverine, say: "O Peacock, I am a Lawyer, and I Agree with that Brown Bear — that there is no Way to STOP the Drug Trafficking Business: beCause People will Discover some Way to Trade their Drugs, even if they must Trade Cars for Drugs on the Black Market. Moreover, HOW are you going to STOP the Illegal Immigrants, who Sneak across the Borders?" Well, O Wolverine, if everyone in the World were Given a little Computer Chip, which they must Use to Buy and Sell everything, which Chip contains their Personal Permanent Identification Numbers, WHY would anyone bother to Cross any Border, even with ZERO Guards at the Border: because, just as soon as they Attempted to Buy something at the Gross Grocery Store, a little Red Light would begin to FLASH, whereby such a Person would be Immediately ARRESTED by the Security Guard at the Store!? Indeed, it would be Futile to even Try to Buy anything. Therefore, all People would be Checked at the Doorway for their Chips, whereby all Illegal Immigrants would be STOPPED: because the Door would not even Open for them! Likewise, if someone does not have Credit in the One-World Government Computers, that Person could not get through the Doorway into any Store. Therefore, beCause of having NO Money to Trade for anything, all Black Market Businesses would be put OUT of Business, including the Mafia, Kidnappers, Bank Robbers, and many other Kinds of Criminals, including almost all Lawyers, Judges, Medical Doctors, and Wicked Politicians!
[A Harmless Garter Snake]
Now, I Hear someone, who is like the Irreverent Snake, hisss: "O Peacock, I Think that I have Discovered WHO you are, even the ANTI-CHRIST, himself: beCause you are Proposing the Dreaded MARK of The BEAST! Yes, you Want to BRAND all of us with NUMBERS, whereby each Person is FORCED to get a Personal Permanent Identification Number, so as to not be Able to Buy nor Sell anything without the MARK of the Beast! Moreover, you say that an Illegal Person would be Arrested by the Security Guard. Therefore, WHO are you going to TAX for Hiring that Security Guard? Moreover, how is the World going to Survive without Medical Doctors? Indeed, even Jesus Christ needed the Services of Medical Doctors and Countless Pills and Doctor Bills!" Well, O Snake, each Business can Tax themselves to Hire such Guards, if they are Needed. However, I also have a Reasonable Solution for that Problem, which is for Like-minded People to Live Together within their own Planned City States, where no such Criminals are Allowed, including Snakes of any Kind: beCause it is quite Possible for a Person to Live for his or her entire Lifetime without any Snakes running around, including those Medical Snakes, whose very Symbol on their Doorposts is Sufficient Warning to be Aware of them: because their Symbol is 2 Snakes Kissing each other! [See: Can Medical Doctors be Trusted??] Remember that I have not used any of their MediSINZ in more than 45 Years, nor have I had the Influenza during all of those Years, nor do I have any Pains within my entire Body, in spite of all of the Hard Work that I have done! [See: What Makes People SICK??] Indeed, no one Needs to be Branded with any Mark of the Beast, if they Want to Live in Peace with other People of Like-mindedness: beCause that is Physically Possible, and most Practical for all Saints. However, not everyone is a Saint; and therefore, they MUST BE BRANDED with the Mark of the Beast, as you call it: beCause they are Ignorant Lawless People!
Now, I Hear someone, who is like a Gray Wolf, growl: "O Peacock, if I get a Chance, I will Eat you Alive for Supper! Why would I Want any such Permanent Positive Identification Numbers within some Computer Chip put into my Right Hand, or under the Skin of my Forehead, if I do not have a Right Hand, since I HATE Control? Therefore, whether or not you are the Anti-Christ, you are my Instant Shake-and-Bake ENEMY!" Well, O Wolf, once again, I must say, IF you do not Want such a Mark or Number, all you have to do is to JOIN other People of Like-mindedness, who can then Work Together to Help each other to Build your own Beautiful Planned City States, called: Swangkee Hotels, Castles, and FORTRESSES, where no Unwanted Creatures can Enter into them! Therefore, there is no Good Reason for you to be Angry with me, let alone Hate me: because I have not said nor done any Evil Thing to YOU, Personally; nor have I Proposed doing any Evil Thing to any Righteous Person on Earth.
Now, I Hear someone, who is like a Red-headed Woodpecker, chirp: "O Peacock, just as long as I have all of my Freedoms, I do not Care whether or not those Mean Creatures and Vicious Beasts are Controlled by little Computer Chips: because I will Live in Peace with other Peace-loving People, where we can Attend to our own Businesses, do our own Gardening, and Enjoy your Swangkee PALACES! Yes, it is now Possible for all of us Honest Hardworking People to be Living within Beautiful Swangkee PALACES, just by Loving and Obeying our new Elected KING, which, of course, is YOU, your Majesty! Yes, we will Gladly Bow Down to you, and Shine your Sandals, if you Want us to: beCause we LOVE the Great Truths that you Teach! Indeed, we are SICK of Tax Slavery, Usury Slavery, Insurance Slavery, and Work Slavery, as you say: beCause we have Slaved Away our Entire Lives for NOTHING, while getting Financially Nickeled-and-Dimed to Death! Indeed, about all that we have to Show for our Labors are some Old Rusty Cars, some Firetrap Mouse-infested Cockroach Dens, Worthless Toys, and TRASH in the Trash Dump! Therefore, it is now Time to take Advantage of some of those Mountains of Rocks, and get ourselves OUT of the Tar Pits of Poverty!" Well, O Woodpecker, I am Happy to Learn that at least ONE Person has some Common Sense, and a little Faith in the Truths that I Teach.
Now, I Hear someone, who is like a Buzzard, scream: "O Peacock, I just Happen to have a Loftier View of Life and Death than you have; and therefore, I can Foresee that your Master Plan will not Work Well: because you will be Tearing Down all of the Mountains of Rocks, and making them into those UGLY Swangkee Fortresses! Yes, you Propose to Build SIXTH Swangkee Hightels, Castles, and Fortresses, which are as much as 100 Miles in Diameter, and a Mile HIGH, having Swangkee (First Class Quality) Wind Generators at the Tops of such Fortresses, which are Built with STONES, which will never Wear Out! [See: Can "the Richest Nation on Earth" Afford Renewable Energy??] Therefore, if everything is made PERMANENT, as you Teach, it will only be a Matter of Time, and we will ALL be OUT of Work: because there are only 200,000 Fortresses to Build! Indeed, that is more or less what those Unemployed Europeans have now done to themselves: beCause of Building with STONES! For Example, the Vatican Building in Rome has never Needed REBUILDING; and therefore, X-amount of People have been Unemployed during the past 500 Years or so, who would NOT have been Unemployed, if the Vatican Building had been Built with BAMBOO! Therefore, I Propose to Build ALL Buildings with BAMBOO, Mud, and with STRAW Roofs, which we can Burn Down every few Years, and thus give to ourselves more Employment!" Well, O Buzzard, it is Difficult for me to Believe that you are Serious! However, there seems to be X-amount of Ignorant Fools who Agree with you!
Now, I Hear someone, who is like a Mockingbird, chirp: "O Peacock, if there is one Thing within this World of Wonders, which we just Happen to have an Abundance of, it is ROCKS! In Fact, there are so many Rocks within this World, as Deep as 10 Miles Down, that it would be Physically Possible for us to Build a Swangkee Fortress for each Person on Earth, if we could Build them within the Oceans, and if we had Enough Energy to do it, which is now being Wasted moving ourselves about in Expensive AutomoBILLS; but, that is very Impractical: because a little Body like mine does not Need a 40-Room Mansion to Live in! Besides that, no single Person NEEDS his nor her own PRIVATE Swangkee Fortress, even though a few rich Fools have Attempted to Build their own, who Wasted BILLIONS of Dollars: because a True Swangkee (First Class Quality) Fortress Requires several Things that rich Fools do not have, beginning with Fresh Clean Air, Pure Water, Wholesome Natural Foods, Proper Clothing, Secure Houses, Home-craft Workshops, Sales Shops, large Cisterns for Water Storage, Luscious All-Mineral Organic Gardens, Vineyards, and Orchards. Moreover, such Cities also have Covered Swangkee Highways, which have more than 2,000 Good Reasons for Building them, alone! [See: 248 Good Reasons and Great Advantages for Building and Living within the Borders of Beautiful Planned City States!] Therefore, before anyone Mocks such Ideas, they should be Wise, and STUDY them: beCause it is a Great SIN to Speak Evil of that which is GOOD, as well as to Speak in Favor of that which is EVIL — such as Capitalism, which has more than a thousand EVILS Attached to it! [See: A List of the EVILS of CAPITALISM!] Likewise, you have also Produced a List of the EVILS of DEMOCRACY, which is the Basic Problem here: beCause, if we do not Exercise our FREEDOM of SPEECH, and Inform other People about the Truths that you have Revealed, which are in Fact Revelations from Almighty God, HOW can they VOTE for a New RIGHTEOUS One-World Government!? However, Worse than that, HOW will such a Thing ever be Presented on any BALLOT for an Election? Indeed, WHO ever Heard of such a Thing? However, I am Sure that they have Heard about a WORLD Government, or a Global Government; but, NOT a RIGHTEOUS One-World Government, like the one that YOU Propose, O Peacock, which makes it Possible for almost everyone in the World to become Moderately RICH, just by Means of their Labors, alone! Have you ever Heard of such a JOKE, O Fools? The Earth does not Contain Enough GOLD for everyone to have so much as 10 Bars of it, let alone as much as Bill Software Computer Gates might Afford! Moreover, there are not Sufficient RUBIES in this World of Wonders for everyone to have a Bag Full of them; and therefore, X-amount of People would be Greatly Deprived of RUBIES in the Peacock World, which Rubies would then be Illegal to OWN: because that New RIGHTEOUS One-World Government would Naturally say that all such Precious Things should Belong to THEM! Yes, they would Elect themselves to be the ELITE Class of People, who would Appoint themselves to be Good Stewards over ALL Precious Things, including the dozens of Warehouses full of Diamonds! Indeed, they might begin to Build Swangkee Electric Rolls-Royce Cars that are Overladen with DIAMONDS, having such Special Cars for Kings and Queens of Swangkee Castles to Ride around in. [See: The Swangkee QUALIFICATIONS for Swangkee Kings and Swangkee Queens at Swangkee Castles!] Therefore, it would not be long before there would be the RICH Class of People, and the POOR Class of People, with NO Middle Class: beCause there are only 2 Kinds of Wages within the Swangkee Wage System, which is MINIMUM Wages for Government Officials, and MAXIMUM Wages for Working People! [See: A List of Swangkee Wages!] Moreover, all of those FAT Lazy People, who cannot even Manage to get themselves Out of Bed during the Cool Times of the Mornings, in Order to do 30 Minutes of Swangkee Gardening, would simply STARVE TO DEATH! Indeed, they would Naturally be too Lazy to even Turn ON the Swangkee Electric Garden Tiller, which Tills up the Ground 2-feet-deep Automatically by Remote Control! Therefore, they would have to go to the One-World Government, and Sign up for FOOD STAMPS: beCause of not having any Foods within their own Gardens, nor Swangkee Pantries: beCause of being Highly educated with a small e: beCause, if they were Truly Educated, with a Capital E, they would Know for a Fact that a Person cannot be very Healthy nor Happy without some EXERCISE in the Fresh Clean Air and Early Morning Sunlight, which also Requires the Beauty of Sunrises, in Order to Maintain a Healthy Mind! Indeed, any Mockingbird would Know that! Therefore, Sunrises and Sunsets are Necessities of LIFE, while Video Games and Comedies on TV are NOT Necessities for a LONG Life. Therefore, if anyone is Interested in Living a Long Healthy Happy Life, he or she MUST Vote for the New RIGHTEOUS One-World GovernMint! After all, WHY Vote for One of 2 or 3 WRong Political Parties, which have no Reasonable Solutions for anything?!" Well, O Mockingbird, if someone Actually HATES Swangkee Gardening and Good Eating, they may Choose to Live within a Lost Creature's Hotel, where they can do as little as one Hour of Work per Day, and get something to Eat, and a Bed to Sleep in, after taking a Shower, and putting on Clean Clothing, unless they prefer to go to Bed Naked, in which Case they will have to Wash their Sheets during the Morning, unless they Plan on Staying their for some Time, so as to Learn how to Live with Capital L's. Otherwise, they can Live in the Wilderness of Temptations and Sins with John the Baptist and the Lost Tribes of Israel, or even in Caves with Bears and Snakes: because it will not Disturb my Peace of Mind, nor keep me Awake at Night, Worrying about them!
Now, I Hear someone, who is like a Screech Owl, hoot: "O Peacock, I am certainly Happy that I can See in the Darkness of Ignorance, or else I might begin to Believe your Colorful Tale of Outlandish LIES! Indeed, you have not even Mentioned what should be Done for those BILLIONS of Poor Ignorant People who are now Suffering with all Kinds of Ailments! For Example, OBESITY is just ONE of the Multitude of Health Problems that Americans, Europeans, and many other Peoples with American Bad Habits, Suffer with. And what about the other 300,000+ Diseases? HOW will you Solve those Problems?" Well, O Screech Owl, if I did not have a Reasonable Solution for all such Massive Problems, I would not even Open my Beak to Speak, nor Stick Out my Long Neck, lest some Tom Cat should Leap on me and Kill me. Therefore, Open your Spiritual Ears, and HEAR what I have to Say: beCause I have not Visited one of those Medical Snakes in more than 45 Years for any of their Mistreatments, nor have I Consumed any of their MediSINZ in more than 45 Years, even as I stated before: beCause I Learned the Truth that Jesus Christ Talked about, saying: "You shall Learn the Truth, and the Truth will make you Free when you Practice it!" — The New MAGNIFIED Version (NMV). Therefore, you might do well to Ask yourself whether or not YOU have Learned the Whole Truth, which alone has the Power to set you Free when you PRACTICE it: beCause it does very little Good to Learn the Truth, and NOT Practice it! Moreover, can you Imagine Jesus Christ Needing the Services of a Medical Doctor? Well, perhaps a Naturopath Doctor, if he somehow Broke a Leg: beCause of Slipping on a Rock in the Mountains; but, since that Doctor would not be Conveniently Located on such a Mountain, just Exactly WHAT would he DO? Well, I tell just Exactly what he would Do within a Free Booklet, called: 40 Good Reasons WHY People Should Fast and Pray! Therefore, you will have to Study it, if you Sincerely Want to Learn the Whole Truth. Otherwise, may you Remain in the Darkness of Ignorance FOREVER! Yes, may you Suffer with Chronic Constipation of the Mind, and never Discover the Blest Land of Perfect Oneness, nor the Paradise of Good Health and True Happiness, where the Tree of Life is Growing and Blooming, which Produces those Sweet Fruits of Love and JOY, where there is ZERO Unemployment, and it has been that Way for THOUSANDS of Years! [See: WHERE is The City of God??] Have Faith, my Little Dove, have FAITH in the Words of GOD and his Provable Truths! Moreover, look for that little Check Box on the Election Ballot, which follows this Important Question: Would you like to see the New MAGNIFIED Version of the Ten Commandments Posted on the Doorposts of all Public Buildings, Worldwide; but, especially on the Doorposts of your own Public School, Court House, Jail, and Church / Synagogue / Mosque / or Temple? [_] yes, [_] no, [_] cannot make up my weak mind, [_] have not Studied: Should the Ten Commandments be Posted in Public Schools??, [_] I Believe that the Heart of Government (the Church) should be Separated from the Head of Government, in Order to have a Properly Functioning Government: because there must be a Great Tall THICK WALL of SEPARATION Between Church and State! [_] I do not have Time to Read anything longer than a Tweeter, since I am Wasting 20 Hours per Day looking for a JOB! [_] I am a Greatly Indebted College Graduate without a Job, who has nothing Better to Do than Study the Inspired Words of Provable Truths; but, I did not Discover any Truths within this Blog that were Worth my Precious Time to Think about. [_] I have nothing to Think with, being Brainless, you might say: beCause my Brains have apparently been Eaten up by Capitalist Worms! [_] I will read more Swangkee Literature after getting some Sleep. [_] If I found any such Questions on an Election Ballot, I would Know for a Fact that my Federal Government has Lost its Right Mind, if it ever had one. [_] I Believe that all Men were Created EQUAL, even if their Penises were not. [_] I Believe that each Person is Unique, and thus Requires his or her own Personal Set of Commandments — such as, "You shall only be Honest when it is Profitable." [_] I Believe that I will have to Study the SURVEY of VALUES, before I can Decide whether or not the New MAGNIFIED Version of the Ten Commandments should be Posted in Public Schools. [_] I have no Values. [_] I will Deceive myself once again by Voting for One of 2 or 3 WRong Political Parties! [_] I do not Vote. [_] I Vote for an Honest Government; but, it is Meaningless: because no such Government Exists! [_] I would Vote for the Peacock to be our Elected Righteous King, if he were on the Ballot; but, that is Impossible, until we Demand a Great Worldwide TELEVISED Court HEARING! [_] It will never Happen. [_] It will Happen when Jesus Christ Returns to the Earth. [_] Jesus Christ has already Returned; but, I do not Believe it. [_] Please do not Confuse us with the Facts. [_] Jesus Christ will not Return, until we are Worthy of a Righteous King; and the Colorful Peacock from Angel Ridge has come to Prepare the Way for him: because he is the Man with the Spirit of Elijah. {See: Malachi 4.} [_] There is no such a Thing as a RIGHTEOUS King, even if his Name is King David. [_] Even if the Peacock would be a Righteous King, what would Happen after he Died?? Indeed, who would Rule the World after that?? [_] Each Beautiful Planned City State would Govern itself, even if the Peacock never Died: beCause a RIGHTEOUS One-World Government is a very SMALL Good Government, which does what is Right for all of the People, even if they are Atheists and Lying Red Jews, which is WHY that they will almost all LOVE IT. {NOTE: We cannot Expect the Greatly Deceived People of Afghanistan, for Example, to Love it: because they were Born for Adversity. See: 101 Good Reasons and Great Advantages for Establishing a RIGHTEOUS One-World GovernMint!} [_] I find it far too Burdensome to Carefully Read a few hundred Inspired Books and Booklets, even if they are the Best Books and Booklets on Earth. [_] I will Patiently Wait until I get to Heaven, just to Read those Inspired Books: because I will then have all of Eternity to Study them. {See: HOW to Read a Good Book!, and: Do People go to Heaven when they DIE??} [_] No such Questions nor Answers will ever be on any Ballot, ever: because People might have to Think, before being Able to Answer them in the Peace and Quietness of their own Homes; and only one Humble Person in a thousand likes to Think about Things that might Prove him or her to be WRong about something. [_] When Jesus Christ Establishes his New Righteous One-World Government, in the Great World TEMPLE of PEACE, in Jerusalem, every Potential Leader and Teacher will have to Answer his SURVEY of Religious Spiritual Governmental Political Sexual Social Moral Labor Economic Business Habitual and Miscellaneous VALUES: because no one will Enter into his Good Government without Revealing his or her True Beliefs and Values, so that his or her Servants might Rationally Decide whether or not they Want such Masters Governing them, and thus Elect them with Sound Minds after Studying their Personal VALUES. [_] Jesus Christ will not Allow us to Hold any Elections for anyone: because he will be a TYRANT King, who will APPOINT all Officials of his own Good Government, Himself! [_] If Jesus Christ even Exists, I will be Surprised to Learn it: because most of the Bible is nothing but Jewish Fables. {See: The CONDENSED Swangkee Version of the "Holy" Bible!} [_] The Light of Truth is Blinding to my Mind: beCause it Reveals my Vain Traditions, which even a Child could Prove to be WRong! [_] My Religion is the ONE and ONLY True Religion: because it has yet to be Invented! {See: Which Church is the Right Church??} [_] There is only ONE True Religion, and that is the one that Jesus Christ Failed to Teach anything about, or else this World might not be in such a Hellish Condition, which is most Hellish for Americans, who are mostly Professing "Christians"! {See: Are WE DECEIVED??} [_] Jesus Christ Taught everything that is Needed for making this into a Wonderful World; but, most People do not Believe his Words of Truths, nor Love and Obey them, which is WHY the World has become such a Hellish Place to Live! {See: HOW to Become more Lovable!} [_] God Promised that he would Send the Man with the Spirit of Elijah before the Coming of the Great and Dreadful Day of the Supreme Ruler, which Man will Restore the WHOLE Truth, which alone can set us Free from the Prison of Lies! [_] God made no such Promise. [_] That Man was John the Baptist! [_] That Man is Ray Walter Swangkee, who has the PROOF: beCause his Credentials are his Inspired Words of Provable Truths, themselves: beCause he is the only Person on this Earth who Actually has Reasonable Solutions for our Massive Problems, and Offers a ONE-MILLION-DOLLAR REWARD to anyone who can Prove his Solutions to be Unworkable or WRong According to the Scriptures! [_] The Peacock is a very PROUD and VAIN Bird, who could not Possibly Qualify to Govern this World. {See: WHO QUALIFIES to Rule Over US??} For Example, this Blog does not even Address the Subject of Unemployment, let alone HOW to Create Jobs in America. [_] The Person who Checked the Previous Box is a very PROUD and VAIN Person, who should have his or her Head Examined for any Brains: beCause the Colorful Peacock, who Wrote this Blog by the Spirit of Inspiration, has most Certainly Presented ENDLESS JOBS for all of the People in the Whole World, who only Need to Build those Beautiful Planned City States, which will Provide Eternal Employment for whomever Lives within them from then onward! [_] Whomever Checked the Previous Box is just an Ignorant Short-sighted IDIOT, who Deserves to be Branded with the MARK of The BEAST: beCause he or she cannot figure out HOW to Create his or her OWN Capitalist Business. {See: How to Succeed in a Capitalist Business from a Christian Perspective!} [_] Whomever Checked the Previous Box should be Born into a Poor Family in India, Ethiopia, or Bangladesh, where he or she might Learn what it is like to be Poor and Helpless in Satan's World. [_] Whomever Checked the Previous Box should Understand that there is no such a Thing as Reincarnation: beCause Jesus Christ was NOT Adam, who Caused the Fall of Mankind from the Paradise of Peace and Happiness in the Blest Land of Perfect Oneness: beCause the Doctrine of Reincarnation is not Taught by Jesus Christ, who said, "If you can Receive it, John the Baptist is Elijah, himself." {See: How many Times was Jesus Christ REINCARNATED??} Indeed, when Jesus Christ Returns, every Eye shall See him, even the Eyes of those Men who Tortured and Pierced him, just as it is Written in the Book of Revelation: because they will be Living at the Time of his Second Coming! [_] Whomever Checked the Previous Box is a Religious NUT, who should be Locked up in a Swangkee Fasting Sanitarium for 40 Days, and FORCED to Fast According to the RULES for FASTING: beCause he or she is just INSANE! [_] Whomever Checked the Previous Box is an Ignorant Person, who has Obviously never Practiced the Teachings of Jesus Christ, all of whose Self-disciplined Disciples FASTED for 40 Days after his Resurrection, until the Fiftieth Day, called PENTECOST, at which Time they were Baptized or Submersed in FIRE, and Filled with the Holy Spirit, who has not yet Died, who is still Able and Willing to Reveal the WHOLE Truth about all Important Subjects, including What it Means to be BAPTIZED! Indeed, most Professing Christians have "Missed the Boat," you might say, and have gotten onto FALSE Boats without any Sails, and have thus been Washed Out to Sea, in the Great Ocean of Forgetfulness, and have gotten themselves LOST in the Darkness of Ignorance! [_] Whomever Checked the Previous Box should have to Read the Speeches of Adolf Hitler at least 10 Times: beCause of being IGNORANT, since no one was ever Baptized with FIRE, including the Colorful Peacock from Angel Ridge! {See: Was the Holocaust a HOAX??} [_] The Person who made up this Blog should be Locked up in a Nut House: because he makes up Insane Statements for Insane People to Read, who have no Idea which Boxes to Check. [_] The Person who Checked the Previous Box is already in a Nut House of his or her own Making: because any Sane Person could easily read and Understand all of these Statements, and Check the Appropriate Boxes that he or she Believes to be Expressing his or her Personal Beliefs most Accurately. {NOTE: Please Check all Appropriate Boxes on your Printed Copy of this Blog, and put a Date on it, along with your Printed Name and Signature, which can then be used as Evidence during the Great Worldwide TELEVISED Court HEARING!, IF you have it Notarized Properly, Legally. Moreover, if you are Wise, you will make an Extra Copy of this Blog with your Checked Boxes, which should be Secured in a Safe-deposit Box, or somewhere that you Trust it to be Safe: beCause, when that New RIGHTEOUS One-World Government is Established, without going to War, we will Need to Discover some Honest Hardworking People to Help Govern it, one of which could be YOURSELF! Therefore, do not be Lazy. See: What Makes People LAZY??}