As you read Swangkee Literature, you will no doubt Notice that some Words are Spelled "Incorrectly," according to Traditional Spelling Methods, which might get you Confused without this Booklet to Explain it. Likewise, some of the Grammar might also Appear to be Strange; but, it is not without a Good Reason, which you will most likely come to Appreciate, even as I have.
In the United States of America, as well as elsewhere in this World of Wonders, it is a Common Saying that "Life is a Choice," or "Everyone can Choose this or that," or "You do not have to Choose to do Evil," or "You can Choose to do Good," or "You can Choose to be Rich, if you Want to," or some such Statement that Contradicts Reality; but, not in all Cases: beCause it is True that there are SOME Things that we can Choose to Do or NOT to Do, after we get to a certain Age, and after we Obtain a certain Amount of Wealth: beCause a very Poor Pe
If there was ever a Time when People should Pray, it would be NOW: beCause of World Conditions, whereby Multitudes of Poor People are Suffering, even within the Great Divided States of United Lies, where millions of People are Unemployed, and tens of thousands are Homeless. Nevertheless, they have hardly known what it Means to Suffer: beCause of Living in a Land of Plenty. Indeed, most Americans have much to be Thankful for, when Compared with those "Street People," who Live in Used Cardboard Boxes, and Eat Garbage from Dumpsters.
You have probably met other People whom you Loved; but, for some Reason they did not necessarily Love you: beCause, to them, you were apparently not so Lovable as you should have been. Otherwise, you both might have had a Mutual Love for each other. Therefore, if you Greatly Love someone, and they Love you very little, or none at all, it leaves you Feeling very Disappointed with yourself for not being more Lovable. Therefore, the Great Question just Naturally Arises — HOW can I make myself more Lovable? And that Great Question is Answered within this Special Booklet.
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These Floppy Disks became Obsolete, like so many other Things in the Modern World; and therefore, I Trashed them, along with all of the Evidence! However, to get Rid of this "Evidence" was no Crime: beCause it was my own Personal Property, which had no Connection with any Major Crime, nor even a Minor Crime, which Evidence could Possibly Solve a Mystery, if there had been a Crime.
Abortions were always Legal in the Eyes of God, whose Laws do not Change; but, only IF those Abortions are brought about by Natural Means, as this Inspired Booklet Explains in Plain English for whomever might Doubt it.
The Book of Mormon has been Accepted and Rejected by all Kinds of People, both Educated and Uneducated, just the same as the Bible and the Koran have also been Accepted and Rejected; but, the Great Question is, “Why would anyone Accept a Book that is not Supported by Historical Facts, nor by Means of Reason and Logic?” The Truths within the Book of Mormon, however, are without a Doubt Inspired by God: beCause all Truth and Wisdom comes from God. Therefore, what is WRong with the Book of Mormon??