This Book will no doubt Prove to be one of the most Interesting Books ever Written: beCause of being the Diary of Ray Walter Swangkee, who is the Author of more than 300 Inspired Books and Booklets, which you may call my Autobiography, which is Technically what it is. However, I call it my "Diarrhea of the Mind": beCause it is somewhat of a CONFESSION, as well as a Late Diary: beCause I never did Maintain a Normal Diary of any Kind. Therefore, I am mostly Relying on a Poor Memory, which might Require a few Exaggerations, or Harmless "LIES," as Uncle Barney might say, who also had "Endless" Stories to tell about Run-away Horses, Breaking Wild Horses, Working on High Wire Electric Lines, Climbing Tall Electric Poles, Driving Loaded Dumptrucks at 60 MPH, while Crossing Narrow Bridges where he Passed by other Dumptrucks so Close that he had to reach out and pull his Mirror inward in Order to make it Miss the Mirrors on the other Dumptrucks! In other words, he also Suffered with his Diarrhea of the Mind; but, not with so much Humor as you will Discover within this Inspired Book, which could go on and on for Years, and Pollute the Minds and Houses of Uncounted Readers with NONSENSE, as my Mother might call it. However, there are very Serious Parts within it, as well as Enlightening Parts: beCause the Holy Spirit has not yet Died. Indeed, I have not read about it in the Obituary, and probably never will, even though one Preacher told me that God Spoke his Last Words in the Book of Revelation! No wonder his LIE-brary has more than 10,000 Uninspired books in it! Yes, he is Spiritually Starving to Death, you might say, and does not even Know WHERE to Find some Truly Satisfying Spiritual Food to Feast on! Pitiful, Pitiful! Nevertheless, I Promise to not put any more Lies within this Inspired Book than is Absolutely Necessary for making it Readable, Entertaining, and Enlightening, since that is what all Good Literature is all about.