Random Peacock Quote

“Madame, you are doing something WRONG. Therefore, WAKE YOURSELF UP, and pay Strict Attention to your own Body, lest you end up in the Sanitized Slaughterhouse, getting your Precious Million-dollar Organs Removed by Means of 10 cent Razor Blades, so to speak. Yes, WAKE YOURSELF UP, and come to your Right Senses: because you are in PAIN for a GOOD REASON, which is NOT the Lack of some Poisonous Pill, Shot of Puss, nor Operation by the Doctor Knife; but, it is the LACK of Obedience to Certain Divine and Natural Dietary LAWS.” source

Scriptures

The New MAGNIFIED Version of the Scriptures or SACRED WRITINGS in Plain English for Wise People of all Ages, Races, Religions, and Nations!

The New MAGNIFIED Version of EZEKIEL!

The Book of Ezekiel is one of the Least Desirable Books of the entire Bible to Read, with the Exception of a few Chapters, which are Required Reading for all Serious Students of the “Word of God”: beCause those Chapters contain Vital Information for Understanding Prophecies. Moreover, in Order to make it more Convenient for any such Students, the Author has Identified all such Important Chapters by Grading them According to his Seven Grades. Nevertheless, even within so-called “Bad Chapters,” there might be certain Important Words, which can be found in Bold Lettering for People who are Squeezed for Time, or who would otherwise Prefer to Use their Time more Wisely in Order to Study a Better Book — such as The New MAGNIFIED Version of The GOOD NEWS According to Saint JOHN ZEBEDEE BOANERGES! However, in Spite of Ezekiel being a Poor Book, it contains the Sexiest Literature within the entire Bible, which was Spoken by God, himself, if you can Believe it!

The New MAGNIFIED Version of DEUTERONOMY!

The Fifth Book of Moses is one of the most Interesting Books of the entire Bible, which Contains many Speeches by Moses, plus Laws and Rules of all Kinds, which are a bit Shocking to those People who have not Studied them; but, this Inspired Version makes them Far more Understandable than any other Version, and also makes those Laws and Rules make Good Sense! Therefore, do not Deprive yourself of such Great Enlightenment, and Especially Concerning the Laws about Murders, Cities of Refuge, and Sex! Indeed, Chapter 1, alone, will easily Persuade you to Carefully Read the Remainder of this Extremely Good Book, which is not Appropriate for Children who are Under 12 Years of Age!

The New MAGNIFIED Version of DANIEL, HOSEA, JOEL, AMOS, and OBADIAH!

These are some of the most Boring Books of the Bible, except for Daniel, and they are not Recommended Reading for Beginners, or Baby Christians, even though there are certain Parts that are Worthy to be Memorized, which you can Discover in Bold Lettering. Otherwise, Try to read only Small Portions at a Time, rather than make yourself Sick of it. Thank you.

The New MAGNIFIED Version of The BOOK of REVELATION in Plain English!

The Book of Revelation is one of the Most Mysterious Books of the Entire Bible, which is Rich with Symbology and Dramatic Tales of Monstrous Beasts, Plagues, Curses, and Blessings — “a Veritable Summary of these Last Days,” you might say, which Concludes with a Description of a City that is 1,500 Miles HIGH, called the New Jerusalem, which will be Located INSIDE of the Hollow Earth!

The New MAGNIFIED Version of ACTS!

The Book of Acts is one of the most Entertaining and Educational Books of the entire Bible, which should be Carefully Studied by all Sincere Christians, and Especially this Version, which Contains NEW Revelations of Truth, which are even more Educational and Enlightening. In Fact, this Book is Graded as one of the Best Books by the Author of the New MAGNIFIED Version, which is Quickly becoming the most Popular Version in the World! And you will Understand WHY when you Read it with an Open Mind.

The New MAGNIFIED Version of MARK!

The Gospel of Saint Mark may have been the First Written Record of the Life and Teachings of Jesus Christ, which is Obvious by the Lack of Details and Information that can be Found in other Records of that Good News. However, this Version contains New Revelations of Truth that will Surprise you, while Magnifying Old Revelations of Truth that have long been a Mystery to you. Therefore, be Patient, and Study it Carefully: because this Inspired Book contains Information that cannot be Found in any other Book! — at least as far as I Know.

The New MAGNIFIED Version of MATTHEW!

The Gospel or Good News of Saint Matthew is the most Questionable Version of all 4 Gospels: beCause of its Self-contradictions, which are Pointed Out within this New Magnified Version for any People who might still have Doubts about it. In Fact, most Amateur Bible Students will be Amazed to Discover how Obvious that those Contradictions are, and how Spiritually Blinded that they must have been to have Overlooked them! After all, a Prophecy that is not Clear and Easy to Understand is hardly a Prophecy at all. For Example, it shall Come to Pass during the Last Days that there shall be many Great Explosions. Notice that such a “Prophecy” could Fit in with any Number of Events from the Kitchen to the Bedroom, and from the Little White BACKHOUSE in Washington, to Chernobyl, Russia, where the Atomic Power Plant Melted Down, to The Great ATOMIC NIGHTMARE! Indeed, unless a Prophecy is Specific, it is too Vague to be Called one.

The New MAGNIFIED Version of ISAIAH in PLAIN English!

Isaiah was one of the Greatest of the Holy Prophets, who was Commanded by God to Walk NAKED in Egypt and Ethiopia for 3 Years, for a Sign and a Wonder unto them, as you can read in the following Quotation: … the Supreme Ruler spoke to Isaiah the Son of Amoz, saying: “Go into your House, and loose the Sackcloth on your Loins, and remove it from your Body, and put off your Shoes from your Feet, and Walk Barefoot and Naked for 3 Years among the Lands of Egypt and Ethiopia.” And he did so, Walking Naked and Barefoot.

The New MAGNIFIED Version of The PROVERBS of King Solomon in PLAIN English!

The Proverbs of King Solomon contain Great Thoughts about many Kinds of Subjects, which makes it Possible to have some Appeal to almost every Person in the World: because, if one Subject does not Interest them, perhaps another one will; and the Predominate Subject is WISDOM, which makes it Possible for us to Obtain Truth, Good Health, and True Riches.

The New MAGNIFIED Version of JONAH!

All Serious Bible Students have been Puzzled by the little Book of Jonah, which is somewhat of a Mystery, which many People Sincerely Believe is nothing more than a Fairy Tale by some Artistic Jew; but, Jesus Christ Believed the Story, and even Compared his own Burial to that of Jonah being in the Whale’s Belly. (See Matthew 12:38—50.) Therefore, the Author of the Marvelous Tale of the Peacock and the Rope of Hope has MAGNIFIED this little Book for whomever might like to more Fully Understand it.

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